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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Makes sense

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No it really doesn't I hate being a female at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female would plan things properly and there wouldn't be so much evil in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if it was real

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Or are you asking if god is female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't have made

Periods

Leg hair

Birth

Stretchmarks

The change

Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as god doesn't exist its a moot point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She wouldn't have made

Periods

Leg hair

Birth

Stretchmarks

The change

Etc etc "

Some of us blokes actually like stretch marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men would be limited to one wank a year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as god doesn't exist its a moot point "

Can you be certain though ? Show me your proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men would be limited to one wank a year. "

But surely it would have to be a woman that gave man the ability to please himself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as god doesn't exist its a moot point

Can you be certain though ? Show me your proof "

There's more proof it doesn't than it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as god doesn't exist its a moot point

Can you be certain though ? Show me your proof "

show me yours first! (proof that is )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as god doesn't exist its a moot point

Can you be certain though ? Show me your proof

show me yours first! (proof that is )"

There is no concrete black and white proof or cctv footage etc saying she aint real or is real

I think that if there is a god then got to have been female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue "

Apparently we ( humans ) have just forgotten how to use the rest of our brains ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue

Apparently we ( humans ) have just forgotten how to use the rest of our brains ?"

There is a lot we don't understand and it's fair to say there might well be things we once understood but no longer seem to remember...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is a CD because he wears a frock type robe. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm finna eat god pussy

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Heard a story once about God, the ending of it was, 'she is black', anything in possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the case for God being female rests on the fact mens clothes are shite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue "
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Correction, in all the known universe, which is about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(oh I could go on ) 1 %

The human brain is the most complex, however whales have a much bigger brain with roughly the same neurones, squids eat their own brains and there's tiny creatures with only about 300 neurones that manage to do quite well with them......I find the trouble with complexity is its way to complex to read about for any period of time which is a bit annoying coz I quite like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue .

Correction, in all the known universe, which is about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(oh I could go on ) 1 %

The human brain is the most complex, however whales have a much bigger brain with roughly the same neurones, squids eat their own brains and there's tiny creatures with only about 300 neurones that manage to do quite well with them......I find the trouble with complexity is its way to complex to read about for any period of time which is a bit annoying coz I quite like it "

Granted you seem to be doing a good job of it, but I think you are putting far too much effort into not understanding things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is all around us,the whole world is god,the sky the oceans,the mountains and scenery,thats what i persieve as god,not man or woman but the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue .

Correction, in all the known universe, which is about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(oh I could go on ) 1 %

The human brain is the most complex, however whales have a much bigger brain with roughly the same neurones, squids eat their own brains and there's tiny creatures with only about 300 neurones that manage to do quite well with them......I find the trouble with complexity is its way to complex to read about for any period of time which is a bit annoying coz I quite like it

Granted you seem to be doing a good job of it, but I think you are putting far too much effort into not understanding things...

"
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Shut up ...I've been nursing a hangover for about oooo 20 years or so

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

"

I once watched a programme by that D-ream fella that was meant to, once and for all, explain the main problem with the Big Bang Theory (ie "Ok, but who made the Big Bang?).

His answer was a previous universe collapsing in on itself. Which I felt somewhat missed the point of the original question (But at least made me think, when talking about Pop Stars-turned Physicists-turned Theologians "Things can only get better"

OP: Without digging out my copy of Robert Graves's Greek Myths, I seem to recall that God, as the creator of all life, did start off as a woman. It was men who changed it...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

I once watched a programme by that D-ream fella that was meant to, once and for all, explain the main problem with the Big Bang Theory (ie "Ok, but who made the Big Bang?).

His answer was a previous universe collapsing in on itself. Which I felt somewhat missed the point of the original question (But at least made me think, when talking about Pop Stars-turned Physicists-turned Theologians "Things can only get better"

OP: Without digging out my copy of Robert Graves's Greek Myths, I seem to recall that God, as the creator of all life, did start off as a woman. It was men who changed it...

Mr ddc"
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Try the universe from nothing by Laurence krauss..... PS If you get through it let me know what his conclusions were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

Or meringue .

Correction, in all the known universe, which is about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(oh I could go on ) 1 %

The human brain is the most complex, however whales have a much bigger brain with roughly the same neurones, squids eat their own brains and there's tiny creatures with only about 300 neurones that manage to do quite well with them......I find the trouble with complexity is its way to complex to read about for any period of time which is a bit annoying coz I quite like it

Granted you seem to be doing a good job of it, but I think you are putting far too much effort into not understanding things...

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Shut up ...I've been nursing a hangover for about oooo 20 years or so"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"No it really doesn't I hate being a female at times "

Miss says exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes sense "

Why?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

I once watched a programme by that D-ream fella that was meant to, once and for all, explain the main problem with the Big Bang Theory (ie "Ok, but who made the Big Bang?).

His answer was a previous universe collapsing in on itself. Which I felt somewhat missed the point of the original question (But at least made me think, when talking about Pop Stars-turned Physicists-turned Theologians "Things can only get better"

OP: Without digging out my copy of Robert Graves's Greek Myths, I seem to recall that God, as the creator of all life, did start off as a woman. It was men who changed it...

Mr ddc.

Try the universe from nothing by Laurence krauss..... PS If you get through it let me know what his conclusions were"

I had a quick peek for a precis on Wiki, the two phrases that jumped out at me were "not comprehensible" and "widely panned"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were getting away with the idea of the bible being a true story, and then dinosaur bones turned up and fucked it right up

If there is a god, then surely they would be too far advanced to have a physical form let alone a gender. Its the puny minds of men that can't comprehend anything existing beyond what you can grope, and it was those same men that wrote the books that haver caused millions to die over the past couple of millennia.

All the banging on about loving your fellow man, yet there are kidsstarving to death all over the world, while the pope is surrounded by wealth, beyond our wildest dreams, well I hope the use some of that money to find a way to push a camel through the eye of a needle.

And if you find my post offensive, you're a Christian....... Forgive me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So here's the thing....

In all the universe and all creation the most amazingly complex thing we know of is the human brain......surely it would therefore seem churlish to use that brain to dismiss all possibility the brain is the result of design...

I once watched a programme by that D-ream fella that was meant to, once and for all, explain the main problem with the Big Bang Theory (ie "Ok, but who made the Big Bang?).

His answer was a previous universe collapsing in on itself. Which I felt somewhat missed the point of the original question (But at least made me think, when talking about Pop Stars-turned Physicists-turned Theologians "Things can only get better"

OP: Without digging out my copy of Robert Graves's Greek Myths, I seem to recall that God, as the creator of all life, did start off as a woman. It was men who changed it...

Mr ddc.

Try the universe from nothing by Laurence krauss..... PS If you get through it let me know what his conclusions were

I had a quick peek for a precis on Wiki, the two phrases that jumped out at me were "not comprehensible" and "widely panned"

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Fuck..

I wish I'd thought of that?.... Still I anyways needed something to hold the shed door open

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Fuck..

I wish I'd thought of that?.... Still I anyways needed something to hold the shed door open"

Of course, in a *properly* designed universe, the shed door would know when to stay open and when not to. Ours always closes bloody-mindedly at the most inopportune moments. (which of course gives credence to the "female god" camp...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Fuck..

I wish I'd thought of that?.... Still I anyways needed something to hold the shed door open

Of course, in a *properly* designed universe, the shed door would know when to stay open and when not to. Ours always closes bloody-mindedly at the most inopportune moments. (which of course gives credence to the "female god" camp...)

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So does mine, it sits there happily until either you want to walk through it or you've just turned the light off before slamming shut with incredulity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Fuck..

I wish I'd thought of that?.... Still I anyways needed something to hold the shed door open

Of course, in a *properly* designed universe, the shed door would know when to stay open and when not to. Ours always closes bloody-mindedly at the most inopportune moments. (which of course gives credence to the "female god" camp...)

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i have a bungee cord fixed to close the shed door automatically and a wedge for when i want it to stay open...to my shed door, i am god

given my name literally means christ i'm gonna run with it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There ain't one but hermaphrodite sounds more likely but probably not human

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