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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck  | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck "This is the type of comments i have been waiting for..... belly laughs ! | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck "Boom!  | |||
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"The sheer volume of men to choose from means women can be as fussy as they like when it comes to fulfilling their needs." yes they can but by gum do the same woman go absolutely ballistic when the rolls are reversed .    | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? I can happily say I've never sent a cock shot yet & as I work in general public not sending a face pic tends to cause me problems aswell..... Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck
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"And how many of you men walk into a pub thinking you're going to get sex tonight, then throw a strop when nobody is interested in you, and shout at all the women that they are fat, ugly slappers anyway, and IT'S THEIR LOSS!! *walk away, crying into your beer *"Weak pissed desperate ones.... Lol | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!". "Never knock a good BBW, they know wot they want & are more than adequate at giving it.... | |||
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 Maybe at the end you got a snog and if you were lucky a phone number..occasionaly you got really lucky and she came with you to share a kebab On FAB the ladies really do hold all the cards and can have the pick of whomever they want due to the volume of single men. I think this situation is perfectly clear to most men on the site, however as in life you will always get idiots that let the side down. And ladies as you are the ones doing the window shopping I think its a reasonable request to see how fresh the meat looks and the quality of the sausage and if curiousity gets the better of you a little squeeze or nibble of the sausage won't do you any harm and you might even like it.. | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " Is this the sound of a man who has faced rejection on here? | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!".
Never knock a good BBW, they know wot they want & are more than adequate at giving it.... "Does your horse require water my liege? | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? Is this the sound of a man who has faced rejection on here?" A few times but bounce between a couple of sites one with a hell of alot more success than this one which does cost me a little more but worth it. | |||
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"And how many of you men walk into a pub thinking you're going to get sex tonight, then throw a strop when nobody is interested in you, and shout at all the women that they are fat, ugly slappers anyway, and IT'S THEIR LOSS!! *walk away, crying into your beer *
Weak pissed desperate ones.... Lol" | |||
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"I don't ask those things on here either...I have age preferences but that is because I tend to like the look if younger guys so would almost always remain within those when out too...but would message an older guy here if I fancied him ....but cock size and whether they are shaved etc is irrelevent to me in both circumstances...and cars, jobs n wotnot wouldn't be of interest even if I wanted more than a fuck "Age is the biggest problem to contact you. I tried to message you when i saw you in town but had no chance lol | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? Is this the sound of a man who has faced rejection on here? A few times but bounce between a couple of sites one with a hell of alot more success than this one which does cost me a little more but worth it." And so it begins.... | |||
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"I carry around a questionnaire and insist they lob their cock out on the bar whilst I whip out my sky remote. " Bloody hell can you bring tweezers as well so that I can pick up my cock | |||
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"I usually just lob it out, answers a couple of questions at once " Followed by getting kicked out or arrested for indecent exposure I presume..... | |||
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"I usually just lob it out, answers a couple of questions at once Followed by getting kicked out or arrested for indecent exposure I presume..... "Nah keep it discreet, don't walk around doing the helicopter with it | |||
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"I usually just lob it out, answers a couple of questions at once Followed by getting kicked out or arrested for indecent exposure I presume.....
Nah keep it discreet, don't walk around doing the helicopter with it "Well then that's boring | |||
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"The sheer volume of men to choose from means women can be as fussy as they like when it comes to fulfilling their needs." Can they really. I dont think so. Not all women and depends on how often they want to meet. Same as for men too. | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " Yeah we're not allowed to ask ANYTHING. | |||
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"I usually just lob it out, answers a couple of questions at once Followed by getting kicked out or arrested for indecent exposure I presume.....
Nah keep it discreet, don't walk around doing the helicopter with it
Well then that's boring "I do have some decorum...... I walk round with my jacket hung on it. Then get the looks and I got hands free for beer, win win situation .....lol | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!".
Never knock a good BBW, they know wot they want & are more than adequate at giving it.... "BBW'S know what they want? So do other sizes not know what they want | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " We are here to fulfil our fantasies so We have on our profile what we ideally are looking for, because this is a website and you have no idea of the person you need to be specific in what you want That said we have been in clubs and chatted to a guy who is really nice and friendly not ideally what we want but his personality as made up 90 percent of why we played with him It is very hard on here 1 to get your personality across, and 2for people to judge your personality by message, so as a woman or couple you need to be specific in what you want | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck "The only people that get to see my cock are our friends, both on & off fab
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? Yeah we're not allowed to ask ANYTHING. " Am sure you can ask anything but ya just wouldn't ask these questions when out on the pull.....except for possibly age then ya get an exact age (9/10times). | |||
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"I carry around a questionnaire and insist they lob their cock out on the bar whilst I whip out my sky remote. " Lmao!!! Very good. . . | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!". "That really did just make me laugh out loud | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses. "I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.  | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell. "That's not the question. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question. "You're the perfect example of this point.... If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46. But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to... | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to..."So you look 21 at 45? | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?"Yes I'm being daft but do you? | |||
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"I carry around a questionnaire and insist they lob their cock out on the bar whilst I whip out my sky remote. " | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?"No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45. | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!".
Never knock a good BBW, they know wot they want & are more than adequate at giving it.... "Yeah, we want food. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
Yes I'm being daft but do you?" | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45."I don't. I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
Yes I'm being daft but do you?
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
Yes I'm being daft but do you?
If only I did..... "Nah, you'd look fecking weird. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles. "Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile. | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!". "Brilliant. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles.
Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile. "The mask hides the trail of time dear man. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
Yes I'm being daft but do you?
If only I did.....
Nah, you'd look fecking weird. "I keep my mind youthful, everything else just paddles along with nature....lol | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles.
Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile.
The mask hides the trail of time dear man. "Well, you have stood the test of time better than many. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles.
Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile.
The mask hides the trail of time dear man.
Well, you have stood the test of time better than many."
I'm not a tree.
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles.
Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile.
The mask hides the trail of time dear man.
Well, you have stood the test of time better than many.
I'm not a tree.
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
So you look 21 at 45?
No I look the same now as i did at 44, that's not the point being made it does say between the ages of 21 & 45.
I don't.
I've sprouted at least two new wrinkles.
Ya look mighty fine to me from what I can see on yr profile.
The mask hides the trail of time dear man.
Well, you have stood the test of time better than many.
I'm not a tree.
Ya know wot i mean......lol "If you say so. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to..."Not really, you just go about it a different way fella.
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " Me personally. I don't expect any information on a profile that wouldn't be readily available on a first date/meet/pick-up. With the exception of what they are looking for and can give within the lifestyle. I don't need to know what their cock looks like, or whether they shave their pubic hair (although neat and tidy down below is good, but I wouldn't have a conversation about it) Mrs | |||
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"I will often walk into a pub/club, move a table into the middle of the room, stand upon the table, then using a public address system I will loudly say "All the other men in here are horrible! But I'm not, I'm REALLY nice! And the fact I can only meet again during work hours is not odd at all!". If that doesn't work then at last orders I will repeat the process and add "And I'm a big fan of fa.. I mean BBW's as well, they're just the best!".
Never knock a good BBW, they know wot they want & are more than adequate at giving it....
Yeah, we want food. "Yeah, foodsex can be so much fun.... | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to..."Well you're a lot more honest than many. We have yet to have a private meet with a man over forty who doesn't shave a few years off his age. And there are men I've played with at parties who I'm pretty sure are a fair bit older than what their profile says, although I haven't asked. I guess they do that to get around age restrictions. Whatever! As long as they give me a good time. Mrs | |||
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"I carry around a questionnaire and insist they lob their cock out on the bar whilst I whip out my sky remote. "I loved this answer really made me laugh | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck "Did try that once, 6 months suspended, no sense of humour some people. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
Well you're a lot more honest than many. We have yet to have a private meet with a man over forty who doesn't shave a few years off his age. And there are men I've played with at parties who I'm pretty sure are a fair bit older than what their profile says, although I haven't asked. I guess they do that to get around age restrictions. Whatever! As long as they give me a good time.
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"I don't ask those questions when I'm out, and I don't ask those questions on here either. I do have a filter on age, just like I do in real life. In fact I narrow it down to "30's" when I'm out, which is a hard age to find a single guy in. OP I know we're not supposed to comment on people's profiles, but it made me smile where you put that your wife is aware you're married. "It was meant as that she is fully aware that I am on here n other sites aswell as exactly what I get upto on nights out..... She just hasn't any sense of adventure straightforward missionary every other blue moon kinda girl.....lol. | |||
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
Well you're a lot more honest than many. We have yet to have a private meet with a man over forty who doesn't shave a few years off his age. And there are men I've played with at parties who I'm pretty sure are a fair bit older than what their profile says, although I haven't asked. I guess they do that to get around age restrictions. Whatever! As long as they give me a good time.
Mrs"what that just plain sad it really is. I'm 47 years not a day younger nor a day older my pictures are true representations of my body my face is my own and the day I get that desperate for a bit of fun I feel the need to lie to get some . I will put a bullet in my head and be done with after all in my opinion you have got to have hit rock bottom to do such a thing as your post talks about . I'm sorry having fun just doesn't mean that much to me , take me or leave me the choice is yours. I really can't be arse to tell a white lie to get some i have to much respect for myself to even contemplate it let alone do it . | |||
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"I don't ask those questions when I'm out, and I don't ask those questions on here either. I do have a filter on age, just like I do in real life. In fact I narrow it down to "30's" when I'm out, which is a hard age to find a single guy in. OP I know we're not supposed to comment on people's profiles, but it made me smile where you put that your wife is aware you're married.
It was meant as that she is fully aware that I am on here n other sites aswell as exactly what I get upto on nights out.....
She just hasn't any sense of adventure straightforward missionary every other blue moon kinda girl.....lol."Profile now edited, thanks | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? " The last time I pulled a guy in a bar was in 2014, I chatted to him briefly, exchanged numbers and we agreed to meet up properly another time, seeing him in the flesh I could gauge his age, by having a conversation I found things out, like I said I was out for my 30th birthday, he said it was his 30th the previous month but he'd only got back from tour a few days before so was also celebrating his birthday. I was sat on his lap outside in the smoking area and I put my hand down his pants to have a feel of his penis so I didn't have to ask how big he was. | |||
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" Profile now edited, thanks "Well now change it back! It made me smile too, and sometimes it's little things like that that can be a conversation starter, imho anyway.
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"I'd say if you can't tell if someone is between 21 and 45 then you need bottle thick lenses.
I look no different at 45 than I do now at 46 in fact I looked pretty much the same at 44 aswell.
That's not the question.
You're the perfect example of this point....
If I changed my age on my profile to 45, would you be able to tell I was actually 46.
But no im honest & can't message you because that year stipulation doesn't allow me to...
Well you're a lot more honest than many. We have yet to have a private meet with a man over forty who doesn't shave a few years off his age. And there are men I've played with at parties who I'm pretty sure are a fair bit older than what their profile says, although I haven't asked. I guess they do that to get around age restrictions. Whatever! As long as they give me a good time.
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what that just plain sad it really is. I'm 47 years not a day younger nor a day older my pictures are true representations of my body my face is my own and the day I get that desperate for a bit of fun I feel the need to lie to get some .
I will put a bullet in my head and be done with after all in my opinion you have got to have hit rock bottom to do such a thing as your post talks about .
I'm sorry having fun just doesn't mean that much to me , take me or leave me the choice is yours. I really can't be arse to tell a white lie to get some i have to much respect for myself to even contemplate it let alone do it . "That's you, and that's fine. Some people are swingers as a lifestyle choice, so having fun is very important. My husband and I are in that camp. You may not approve of people telling white lies, and that's fine, we all live by a different moral code. But I am incredibly fussy about who I play with, and we have only met a handful of guys privately. I have never played with a man who I consider to be sad, desperate, or having hit rock bottom. Quite the opposite in fact. But white lies simply don't bother me - as long as nobody gets hurt. But as I said we all have a different moral compass. | |||
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"Curiosity question..... Lads How many of you have been out on the pull I pubs n clubs chatted a girl up got on really well and out of the blue she's asked Are you aged between 21-45? Are you shaven down below? How bigs ya cock??? Are the women on here just to fussy sometimes on here??? How many of you lads instigate a conversation in a pub by showing your cock from 8 different angles then saying fancy a fuck "Only at the weekends!!! | |||
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"OP How many pubs do you walk into with a bare chest and your knob hanging out? I think the rules from fab life and pub life are different... People have preferred meet types for sex. People have preferred meet types for having a drink with.. s'life eh? " Halloween this weekend so may give it a go then....lol | |||
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