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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How can I get the attention on mature women?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lily of the valley... trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"

Ohmgosh I'm rolling

OP, age wise or mentally?

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"

Taking notes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha all that? That's quite a list haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

Dip yourself in lavender oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"

Hahahaha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

Get a job as a mobility vehicle salesman, and use sherry as an aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

Shout and wear bright colours to cover the deaf and those with failing eyesight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Speak louder than normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strike up a conversation at the Post Office on a Wednesday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post Office on a Wednesday morning."

It's a goldmine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"

Pmsl

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wait at a zebra crossing and help them cross the road.

Failing that get a job with meals on wheels.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Set yourself up as a gardener/handyman and put leaflets through doors in all-bungalow neighbourhoods.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Think of something else to call me instead of mature! ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ask them for recipes

How to make a cake with powdered egg

How many ways can you cook spam

How many days to boil cabbage

Talk about the "olden days"

Before internet

Mobile phones

Slate and chalk for school.

Let them start every sentence with "when i was a girl"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Think of something else to call me instead of mature! ?"

mature reminds me of a cheese

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Help them fetch their pension

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Attend village hall and Church coffee mornings.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Think of something else to call me instead of mature! ?

mature reminds me of a cheese "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always start a thread about it and wait for the sensible advice to come pouring in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash their zimmer frame and wipe their bum when they follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and fetch their denture grip unless you like a gummy blow job be careful though old uns sorry mature ones choke easily.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You could always start a thread about it and wait for the sensible advice to come pouring in

Best idea so far

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Blend their dinner for them & spoon it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of something else to call me instead of mature! ?"

Old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the local WI?

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Think of something else to call me instead of mature! ?

Old?

Cheeky!!!

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Go to the local WI?"

Oh no.... actually the age range has dropped dramatically

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Make them a nice birds trifle oh they love that stick a bit of wheeltappers and shunters on the television and you will be well away for a sunday night cozyup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dorothy house, they are dieing to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lily of the valley... trust me."

Err? hello'....Imperial Leather

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Lily of the valley... trust me.

Err? hello'....Imperial Leather

Coal Tar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about the war or ask if she's off to Benidorm for the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them bingo

Out for pensioners lunch

Old time dancing

Wednesday afternoon club

Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Well it's nice to see you guys have given up on the sarcasm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, you've got my complete attentio.... oh, look, a kitten.... have you seen my glasses? Sorry, who are you? - didn't I know your father in the war? Now what were we talking about - are you the young man who was phoning to ask if I'd had an accident and wanted a solicitor? Have you seen the price of fish this week.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's nice to see you guys have given up on the sarcasm..

Alright come on own up... which one of you lot were being sarcastic???

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Go to the local WI?

Oh no.... actually the age range has dropped dramatically "

Yes; and it's a hotbed of hormones.

Plus cake and jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

figure it out quick whatever you do...winters coming and you'll find their numbers dwindling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I don't get another years subscription of Womans Weekly for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I get the attention on mature women?

Dip yourself in lavender oil. "

Oh don't say that I love Lavender Oil

ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said mature... Not OAP's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting. They love knitting.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"figure it out quick whatever you do...winters coming and you'll find their numbers dwindling "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

I've been called mature a few times recently. Fucking mature, I'm 38 for goodness sake, not 78.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Knitting. They love knitting. "

Or crochet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we all had the answer,we,d be swimming in women??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on a nice coach trip

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Do you have a wheely tartan shopping trolley? If not, invest in one. Fill it with Werthers, bits of tissue, a book of crossword puzzles, a phone with really big buttons, knitting, face powder and a bottle of cream sherry. Oh, and also carry a small yappy dog whilst wearing a beige cardigan. Mature lady kryptonite kit right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitting. They love knitting. "

Is that why Knitter changed her name...getting too many requests and questions about pearling!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

To be serious for a moment;

By and large ( but not always) mature women want mature men.

Some might want younger blokes.

It depends on what you think " mature " is;

30? 40? 50? 60? .........?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Knitting. They love knitting.

Is that why Knitter changed her name...getting too many requests and questions about pearling!

I'm 40. I like to knit. It's purling not pearling. FYI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitting. They love knitting.

Is that why Knitter changed her name...getting too many requests and questions about pearling!

I'm 40. I like to knit. It's purling not pearling. FYI."

Wasn't actually thinking about that sort of purling!

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"How can I get the attention on mature women?

I've been called mature a few times recently. Fucking mature, I'm 38 for goodness sake, not 78.

Just wait til you hit 40! I'm chatting to a guy who just told me I'd be the oldest woman he's ever been with. He's in his 30's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a trail of Parma Violets up to your bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not."

stop giving out sound advice you...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not."

The OP does seem quite nice in messages

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

I think Bisto are currently running a scheme you might be interested in.

Look out for the TV ad.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Leave a trail of Parma Violets up to your bedroom"

I luuurve Parma violets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are too kind haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not.

stop giving out sound advice you..."

I'm old, it's what we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not.

The OP does seem quite nice in messages

Proof. Right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

learn to crochet

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

This is the funniest thread I've read for a while..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"learn to crochet"

This is probably an unusual question but where did you get those shorts you're wearing in the avatar pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thread I've read for a while..

It certainly is' made me laugh out loud as it's grown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you some advice...'cos I'm old.

Don't watch porn.

Find out what you like the natural way. Find out what women like by asking them, when you're in bed with them.

You don't have to take my advice.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right op i shall be serious you took it all in good fun.

When you read profiles check your in their age group if so just message and chat to them normal, dont mention the age or anything.

Just mind they dont eat you all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the funniest thread I've read for a while..

It certainly is' made me laugh out loud as it's grown.

It's a very serious thread.

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Offer to give her a blue rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

Lesson 1: on no account post a thread referring to your target age group as mature....

oh! bugger!!!

guess unlos and a new profile may help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I get the attention on mature women? "

I really enjoy younger men, but there's no shortage of guys who do. You'll have to look to your profile Hun. I'm not being conceited but I can be really picky who I meet purely in a physical basis. BUT good conversation, some witty banter and a connection and I'll meet. I'm hesitant in directly referring to your profile but can I say it needs to be more visually appealing and most of all, memorable!! Also don't focus on the age gap thing. Personally I'm actually still waiting for that day I feel mature

. Good luck fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organise a "beetle drive"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How can I get the attention on mature women?

Dip yourself in lavender oil.

Oh don't say that I love Lavender Oil

ha x"

I've just squirted my bed with lavender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not.

stop giving out sound advice you...

I'm old, it's what we do."

i thought you dithered and got blue rinses and sensible shoes and all that stuff too no?

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