FabSwingers.com forum: What would you prefer?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have tea on a mountain...

...see that's me.. I apologise... I always want a third option.

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By *ovetolaugh699Man
over a year ago

southend

sex followed by cake on a boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

Is the beach in England?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of cake?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I thought it was the same thing

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Sand is, to say the least, " inconvenient "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could the sex not involve cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sand is, to say the least, " inconvenient "

Only if you lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex on the beach - i dont do cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a sandy beach or a pebble beach or one covered in shale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach is a beautiful, romantic ideal but an itchy, uncomfortable reality. Sand has the ability to reach parts you were unaware you had.

Cake for us please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy my cake and eat it..not missing a single bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could the sex not involve cake?

I like how you think

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Definitely sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!"

Probably more sex in the WI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI"

You beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather be on a boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just settle for a latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI"

You may have a point. ..

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Sex on the beach with the ocean slowly soaking our bodies.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Sand is, to say the least, " inconvenient "

Only if you lie down.

I'll choose to disagree; the fucking stuff gets everywhere ;

You can't escape it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have tea on a mountain...

...see that's me.. I apologise... I always want a third option."

I like this option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex in the ocean while eating cake, mix it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should become a speaker for the local with and see if any of them like fresh cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W I bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach XXX

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI"

There is; I can vouch for it.

And you get cake as well. And jam.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Cake by the ocean please, preferably some beach hut type place directly on the beach with the sea 20ft away, somewhere in Goa..spent a month there once, keep dreaming about going back..maybe when the kids are a little older...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Navy cake...

Is that like red velvet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sand is, to say the least, " inconvenient "

Only if you lie down.

I'll choose to disagree; the fucking stuff gets everywhere ;

You can't escape it.

I'll remember this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Navy cake...

Is that like red velvet?"

Sailors slang for taking it up the chuffer ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Navy cake...

Is that like red velvet?

Sailors slang for taking it up the chuffer ,,,,

Ohhhhh

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach

Gritty bum and pussy though? Or on a towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex in the ocean

My kinda woman

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

I can see sand being an issue in both of these scenarios so I'd say neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.....Beach. In a marooned rowing boat with pillows and blankets. A bucket of ice and champagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

'Cake by the ocean' is a whole different kind, no lemon drizzle in sight

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sex on the beach would be wonderful. Especially if there's a blanket, fire, the sound of the waves as its dark.

However I'm still waiting to be kissed on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

'Cake by the ocean' is a whole different kind, no lemon drizzle in sight

Another thing I'm unaware of, yet again.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

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well I've had sex on the ocean and cake on the beach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither, sand getting where it's not supposed to is not fun and I would prefer cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

Well with you Scarlett it would be sex on the beach!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"sex in the ocean while eating cake, mix it up a bit

I like this idea because even my fat arse floats in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what the song is about so they are the same meaning. Great tune though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

'Cake by the ocean' is a whole different kind, no lemon drizzle in sight

Another thing I'm unaware of, yet again.

Ah, the things that a quick Google search throws up

https://youtu.be/vWaRiD5ym74

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex.....Beach. In a marooned rowing boat with pillows and blankets. A bucket of ice and champagne.

Shall I bring the blankets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

'Cake by the ocean' is a whole different kind, no lemon drizzle in sight

Another thing I'm unaware of, yet again.

I've only just been made aware of it by my teenager

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

Sex on the beach with you sexy lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas Cake soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach?

Well with you Scarlett it would be sex on the beach!!

In that case I'll keep my boots on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Too much flipping cake. Everywhere you turn! I'll have the sex. If i wanted cake I'd join the WI!

Probably more sex in the WI

You beat me to it!

'Cake by the ocean' is a whole different kind, no lemon drizzle in sight

Another thing I'm unaware of, yet again.

I've only just been made aware of it by my teenager

I can no longer "lick frosting from my own hand" without grinning

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sex on a huge cake by the ocean will be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex.....Beach. In a marooned rowing boat with pillows and blankets. A bucket of ice and champagne.

Shall I bring the blankets?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The minute Mr A picks a cake over me seriously shoot me x

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