FabSwingers.com forum: Ahhh tishoo!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bugger, bastard titties!!! I sneezed a bugger on my wrist and I don’t have a tissue!...Help please

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if you have a cat or dog...pop your hand down

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

back of your jeans....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if you have a cat or dog...pop your hand down

Oooo don't the dog likes to lick shot!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

toilet tissue...

if you out for that..... don't eat anything out of date or you are well and truly fucked.........

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Bugger, bastard titties!!! I sneezed a bugger on my wrist and I don’t have a tissue!...Help please

Wash it off under a tap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

thats why double cuffed shirts come in handy lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

advertise on the 'meet today' there will be someone into snot...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

stick it to keyboard, might come in handy as glue if you cut yourself lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol at no tissues, no plasters on another thread no tissue on this one lol. I shall send you some down

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneeze on yer wrist...then come on here to tell everyone about it.....

*in your own time...*

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

lmao just split my tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg thats disgusting.....!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

lmao just split my tea lol"

haha so funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sneeze on yer wrist...then come on here to tell everyone about it.....

*in your own time...*

Its a bitch! Snot all over my kkkkeyboad and the kkkk button if fukkkking stikkkking now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

Small nostrils. I did think of tampax up them but they would never fit!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

There's a whole world of options to reply to this .... but most involve the 'c' word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

There's a whole world of options to reply to this .... but most involve the 'c' word."

... or the "k" word...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

There's a whole world of options to reply to this .... but most involve the 'c' word.

... or the "k" word...

Kleenex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another outstanding post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its gonna get a bit scary if someone runs outta tampax lol

There's a whole world of options to reply to this .... but most involve the 'c' word.

... or the "k" word...

Kleenex

get mooncup never run out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

I would have thought so too

Maybe he used them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!"

Oooo all i can think about is the end of a curtain going up a nostril

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Ok hands up, who's not fallen down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!

Oooo all i can think about is the end of a curtain going up a nostril "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!

Oooo all i can think about is the end of a curtain going up a nostril "

Up one... Down the other...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!

Oooo all i can think about is the end of a curtain going up a nostril

Up one... Down the other...

can I have some of what you are having please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought most single guys on here had plenty of tissues to hand!

...or curtains

Owwwwwwwwww thats gross!

what did you expect, he's got big nostrils!

Oooo all i can think about is the end of a curtain going up a nostril

Up one... Down the other...

Ohhh nooooooooo that's terrible you naughty man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?"

Hayfever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains"

and draw them gently aside.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

and draw them gently aside.

Is there a pelmet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

and draw them gently aside.

Is there a pelmet?"

My religion is my business...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

and draw them gently aside.

Is there a pelmet?

My religion is my business...

blimey - a vicar on fabs

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

and draw them gently aside.

Is there a pelmet?

My religion is my business...

Hope you're upto date on the licence fees.

God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have some of what you are having please?

Hayfever?

best keep a pair o curtains handy then

can't beat a hand on a lovely pair of curtains

and draw them gently aside.

Is there a pelmet?

My religion is my business...

Hope you're upto date on the licence fees.

God."

Each week I throw my fees into the air... Keep what you want...

But what lands again... Is MINE!!

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