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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh"

hold your hand up over your head for a few minutes..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

ouch!!!! oh wait cant be that bad your still able to type....lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

scream as loud as you can, the neighbours will rush round thinking a murder....

then ask them for a plaster.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whats a pleb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

hold your hand up over your head for a few minutes.."

That would give her bloody red hair .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ouch!!!! oh wait cant be that bad your still able to type....lol

cut is on my left index finger and i'm finger typing with my right.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

a makeshift plaster ....... a little bit of tissue and cellotape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"scream as loud as you can, the neighbours will rush round thinking a murder....

then ask them for a plaster."

sadly i don't have neighbours

please no one come round and attempt to murder me,, im now aware that no one could hear me scream.. although if you want a fuck and like it loud.. cmon round

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"scream as loud as you can, the neighbours will rush round thinking a murder....

then ask them for a plaster.

sadly i don't have neighbours

please no one come round and attempt to murder me,, im now aware that no one could hear me scream.. although if you want a fuck and like it loud.. cmon round

drat re neighbours and plaster...

happy days re screamer ont other occasions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats a pleb?"

in my head its someone dippy and a little bit stupid...

oh man i just insulted myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh"

You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???

You don't get out much do ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???

You don't get out much do ya!

sadly not..

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Superglue. It's one of the things you'd be "stitched up" with if you went to A&E. I use it whenever I accidentally slice a digit or limb. Just dont use an "activator" cos that'll burn like buggery!

*Him*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???

You don't get out much do ya!

sadly not..

Hey your not golum are ya?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???

You don't get out much do ya!

sadly not..

Hey your not golum are ya?

"
LMAO.....preciousssssssss, sorry but that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!

No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol

Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh

You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???

You don't get out much do ya!

sadly not..

Hey your not golum are ya?

LMAO.....preciousssssssss, sorry but that tickled me

Me too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought everyone kept plasters in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What or who is golum

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What or who is golum

"
or otherwise known as smeagol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought everyone kept plasters in the house"

What I said was...

"everyone is kept plastered in my house..."

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"What or who is golum

a character from lord of the rings...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha"

I thought you had a toddler??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??"

i do, she's never cut herself either

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??

i do, she's never cut herself either"

But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.

Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??

i do, she's never cut herself either

But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.

Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect. "

i clearly have no common sense then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??

i do, she's never cut herself either

But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.

Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.

i clearly have no common sense then

Well thats very clear judging by this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??

i do, she's never cut herself either

But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.

Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.

i clearly have no common sense then

Well thats very clear judging by this thread"

Give the lady a break , she does nt have any plasters , big deal .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha

I thought you had a toddler??

i do, she's never cut herself either

But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.

Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.

i clearly have no common sense then

Well thats very clear judging by this thread

Give the lady a break , she does nt have any plasters , big deal ."

It is no big deal, well not to me what it is is unbelievable that someone with a small child wouldnt have something as simple as a plaster.

I can also have an opinion just as you can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give the lady a break , she does nt have any plasters , big deal ."

im not bothered, its only an opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cut me ear while wet shaving!!!!!

Razor slipped and nicked the top of my ear while wet shaving me bonse!!! OUCH.

No plasters either! Looked like a scene from Phsycho!!!

Good ol andrex to the rescue. Got a roll of it selotaped to me head to stop the bleeding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you actually a screamer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you actually a screamer lol"

who me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no knockers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i took a small chunk out of my heel whilst shaving my legs in the shower.. looked like a scene from CSI.. blood everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"are you actually a screamer lol"

depends on how bad the injury/ how good the sex is.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well hope you know someone that would help try and make you scream during good sex lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well hope you know someone that would help try and make you scream during good sex lol

oh i know a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh do you lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Superglue. It's one of the things you'd be "stitched up" with if you went to A&E. I use it whenever I accidentally slice a digit or limb. Just dont use an "activator" cos that'll burn like buggery!

*Him*"

I`ve had this done in A&E a few years ago when I had a concrete beam of a sectional concrete garage fall on my head. I don`t think they use the common stuff you but over the counter though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put lots of pressure on it and it will stop bleeding, usually works for me, if I've no plasters I just use tissue and cellotape a la blue peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how does that work when on blue peter they always have it made before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's true, but I wasn't prepared for this

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is a fair point x

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

damn and Feeking ouch...... just cut my finger on the top of an open tin can from the reclycling.... luckly had some plasters. unluckly its bleeding so much its going through them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" damn and Feeking ouch...... just cut my finger on the top of an open tin can from the reclycling.... luckly had some plasters. unluckly its bleeding so much its going through them..

extremities (if that's spelt right) tend to bleed loads in my experience. Hope your finger stops bleeding soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stunned my little toe the other night, bled like a bastard, it was the top of the skin near the nail.

I had no plasters so used kitchen roll as it's thick and cellotape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean stumped Doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice to know i'm not the only one without plasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never have them in the house, I've even had to go next door and ask them for some, Im such a klutz I need a massive box full

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

mine has finally stopped bleeding which is good.. cos only have one plaster left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my cut from a bread knife has scabbed up lovely

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"my cut from a bread knife has scabbed up lovely

Don't pick it!!

My ex does that, she's foul.

...or possibly fowl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my cut from a bread knife has scabbed up lovely

Don't pick it!!

no, because then it will bleed again lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"my cut from a bread knife has scabbed up lovely

Don't pick it!!

no, because then it will bleed again lol"

And bleeding is not good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*update*

I bought plasters yesterday and a first aid box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety

will be pleased to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would of thought u being a policewoman you would be taught first aid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i grated my nail along with the cheese this morning took nail right down 1 side hurts like fook but i was good did check for nail in sandwich before sending it off to school

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i grated my nail along with the cheese this morning took nail right down 1 side hurts like fook but i was good did check for nail in sandwich before sending it off to school "

Extra protein will not do them any harm. lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.

I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).

Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.

I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).

Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene.

you're scaring me again viccyboi!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.

I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).

Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene.

you're scaring me again viccyboi!!!!"

Don't panic my little swamp duck, even the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane) have decided you Scotty -land types are far too alien to be covered under their insurance for any form of treatment.

So keep your tentacles out of harms way and you'll be fine.

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

amputate the digit and the cut will stop bleeding

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"amputate the digit and the cut will stop bleeding

So you have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane) as well then?

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By *im and whoreCouple
over a year ago

near bangor

only those in the know would know that

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Keep the superglue hand, sort out more than you think. Stings like a bastard though.

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Was OJ Simpson involved ???

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