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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just received a message saying:"You show great potential."

Let's say I'm not in a hurry to reply.

What are the worst compliments you've had as part of an opening gambit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're pretty. Are you a bitch? Most pretty girls tend to be bitches.... Ummm okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find big girls attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your very big but your very attractive your lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG.

Some people have no tact and diplomacy. I can't believe these are compliments. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As your an older bird... bet your grateful to shag anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As your an older bird... bet your grateful to shag anything...

"

Bloody hell. I expect he received a kick to the town halls. Lol

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Was told once that I'd be fuckable..... if I wasn't so old

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You'd be fantastic if you met my conditions 1,2,3,4 and 5.

I'll not list them, as they were unattainable, based upon my core statistics

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Fuck you"

that was a compliment right

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're beautiful despite the fact you're weird. It was probably the nicest message I've ever received

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

You have a big arse, how did you get it so big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you'd be interested in my cock pressing against your back in a crowded room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look like you'd be interested in my cock pressing against your back in a crowded room.

"

I like that one,hes used imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my personal favourites; "wow, I hope my gf looks that good when she's as old as you."

I felt like I should be being examined on a felt covered table on the antiques roadshow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done" "

Wow! The comment was bad enough, but the pat on the head and "well done"! Just wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done" "

Oh

My

God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my personal favourites; "wow, I hope my gf looks that good when she's as old as you."

I felt like I should be being examined on a felt covered table on the antiques roadshow! "

young pups eh?? wow cheeky gits

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done" "

Cheeky fecker!

That really gets my goat.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done"

Oh

My

God

"

I'd have to have kept my mouth shut, because if I opened it to speak...

She wouldn't like it. She'd get a pat on the head too...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Lots of variations on 'you're actually pretty despite being fat' for me. Compliments that come with a caveat? It's the caveat that sticks, not the compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite wasn't on here it was in a club

I was sat having a fag and this couple sat next to me and the women complimented me on the corest i was wearing, she then went onto saying she had seen me a fee times and i always looked really nice followed by....most fat women don't make an effort in here they just put a towel on but you always seem to make an effort, the got up and as she walked off patted me on the head and said "well done"

Oh

My

God

I'd have to have kept my mouth shut, because if I opened it to speak...

She wouldn't like it. She'd get a pat on the head too... "

Same here.

I'd have to bite my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here, but i've always been told by women that - i'd shag you, but i wouldn't go out with you - is an insult. (I didn't use it)

Personally, if a girl said that to me, i would take it as a compliment. Eventhough i was an arsehole, they still think i'm hot enough to jump into bed with.

Hey, she thinks i'm hot !

I'm kinda a glass with potential rather than half empty type of guy.

Although for the glass half empty types i suppose it could mean they don't want seen in public with you.

It's all about personal perception.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Ah, we did get a particular odd compliment. A young guy (19/20ish) asked if we could fulfill his fantasy of being with a 'gorgeous older lady', (his words) nice compliment we thought, however, he did say he'd bring plenty of lube incase she 'dried out'. Cheeky sod! He did make us laugh out loud though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, we did get a particular odd compliment. A young guy (19/20ish) asked if we could fulfill his fantasy of being with a 'gorgeous older lady', (his words) nice compliment we thought, however, he did say he'd bring plenty of lube incase she 'dried out'. Cheeky sod! He did make us laugh out loud though. "

Question is, did you?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ah, we did get a particular odd compliment. A young guy (19/20ish) asked if we could fulfill his fantasy of being with a 'gorgeous older lady', (his words) nice compliment we thought, however, he did say he'd bring plenty of lube incase she 'dried out'. Cheeky sod! He did make us laugh out loud though. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ah, we did get a particular odd compliment. A young guy (19/20ish) asked if we could fulfill his fantasy of being with a 'gorgeous older lady', (his words) nice compliment we thought, however, he did say he'd bring plenty of lube incase she 'dried out'. Cheeky sod! He did make us laugh out loud though.

"

I hadn't looked at your age before my lady comment

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

*last

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

'Youd look pretty without all that stuff in your face.'

Constantly. Like, fuck off? Obviously I disagree.

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

You've a really nice body shame about ur face but could do u from behind sill xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got on meeting....

Wow your really pretty, what you doing on fab? You could pull in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine has to be

Your too fat to date or be seen out in public but I would definitly fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, not sure if this counts but we've had variations on:

'you guys would be the perfect couple if the fella wasn't bi'

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By *lacklondontvloverMan
over a year ago

London

I was running along the canal early this year and a guy said to me "your not young but you don't look bad for your age". I didn't know how to take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find big girls attractive.

"

Well you do have BBW in your name so what's the problem?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

was told your nowt to look at but have a tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lovely soft skin...for an old woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have lovely soft skin...for an old woman. "

I had a message once that said we were good looking for an older couple. The guy was only 3 years younger than me.

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