FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a fuck?

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

How are you all this lovely evening?

I'm really good. Sorting out November's social ( for more information check meets section ).

What are you up to tonight?

Anyone for a fancy a fuck?

Put your name down or contact some one on this thread. You never know.

Have fun.

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola Mama

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Yes please. Though I'm miles away from everyone lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.

Fun fun fun

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

It'd be rude not too!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good evening Mrs SB. No plans just relaxing this evening and you know my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got no kids tonight they are kippin ova tomorrow nite instead as there's no school on Mon and they wanna come to church with me.

Tbh I'm feelin a bit lost.

so I'm counting on you lot to keep me entertained.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I fancy a fuck?

Hmmmm let's see....why yes, I do believe I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e got a meet later and that is all that i'm saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im game for a laugh

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hola Mama "

Hola mi niño

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By *irty filthy milfWoman
over a year ago

somewhere only i know!

Looking forward to the November socials you've got done fab people going and quiet 1 for me in preparation 5 very messy weekends in a row!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away. "

That's not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a fuck this evening

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By *irty filthy milfWoman
over a year ago

somewhere only i know!

"Looking forward to the November socials you've got done fab people going and quiet 1 for me in preparation 5 very messy weekends in a row!"

Some even

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Good evening Mrs SB. No plans just relaxing this evening and you know my answer

The 12th

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By *ikerdaveMan
over a year ago

redcar

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola Mama

Hola mi niño

I'm off out a little later but I'll see if anyone catches my eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy one, form a queue lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.

Fun fun fun"

Sounds like my night

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yes Mrs SB

As I have all day.

If you could bottle me something up and send it my way I would be most delighted.

A fuck...always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, why not, I'm horny and available haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.

Fun fun fun

Sounds like my night

'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'

'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'

Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'

10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'

30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'

45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'

And relax

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

What is a fuck? Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been drinking all afternoon, so I'm okay thanks......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone has one going spare can I please have it....

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love one so yes please....

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I fancy a fuck tonight. Not having much luck arranging a meet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why not, let's see what happens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone has one going spare can I please have it....

I'm with Mr Potato Head, I gave my last fuck a while back, if there are any spares...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.

Fun fun fun

Sounds like my night

'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'

'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'

Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'

10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'

30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'

45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'

And relax"

I'm hiding away to perv I mean watch

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

What?

Discrimination

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.

Fun fun fun

Sounds like my night

'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'

'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'

Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'

10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'

30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'

45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'

And relax

I'm hiding away to perv I mean watch

I'll be sat on the other sofa perving. Recommend anyone?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Im horny as fuck and my fella dont liv wiv me so i am sooooo sexually frustrated here

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By *onhorMan
over a year ago

here

"How are you all this lovely evening?

I'm really good. Sorting out November's social ( for more information check meets section ).

What are you up to tonight?

Anyone for a fancy a fuck?

Put your name down or contact some one on this thread. You never know.

Have fun.

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

Fantastic thanks.

Looking forward to Nov.

Beck on the speakers, taxi on the way for a mate's stag do.

And yes, of course.

Any takers - I'll answer when sober again hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm desperately needing a fuck, so much so it's starting to hurt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I've got one on hold till later after secretly winding H up at a 30th birthday party this afternoon. She was giving me daggers after I got her going & promptly walked off to get some nibbles

Always room for someone else though

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By *urph6969Man
over a year ago

armagh

Yes pls

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Oh yes, can we join

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

Hopefully "

I'll try anything twice. Just to make sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a fuck tonight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

Hopefully

I'll try anything twice. Just to make sure.

I like multiples

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

Hopefully "

Hola

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off

Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.

That's not true

Your Spanish. It doesn't count.

I'm trying

You are trying to be Spanish

I'll try anything once

You will try a Spanish once

Hopefully

Hola

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By *rdee7596Man
over a year ago

london

I'm in haha

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!"

You are so wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!"

DAMN!!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!

You are so wild

I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!

You are so wild

I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut

Im sure that reputation has been backed up in the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I'm working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**"

Have you always twirled this much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?"

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful. "

I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.

I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ"

And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.

I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ

And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace. "

You realise that you're killing my chances on this thread right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free for a naughty dogging meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**

Have you always twirled this much?

No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much

I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.

I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ

And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace.

You realise that you're killing my chances on this thread right?

Putting off the competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**"

All this twirling is making me feel squeezy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday night in on my lonesome. I need entertainment.

Mrs SnT

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!

It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!

You are so wild

I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut

Im sure that reputation has been backed up in the past?

Mom, I am a lady now!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

;-) eeeeeek !

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Saturday night in on my lonesome. I need entertainment.

Mrs SnT

I'll entertain you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah! Could murder one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saturday night in on my lonesome. I need entertainment.

Mrs SnT

I'll entertain you

oooo yes please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am in my lonesome as well can I have some filth to chear me up

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Hell yeah! Could murder one

Go on then. You can draw round my body in chalk afterwards if you like too.

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