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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Following on from the superpowers thread, if you could have a useless superpower what would it be?

Mine would be to be able to close curtains just by looking at them but I would need to be within touching distance of the curtain I was moving

Go wild folks... without being any good at all

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To turn the tv off without using the remote, but the remote must be in front of me, not lost down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To turn the tv off without using the remote, but the remote must be in front of me, not lost down the back of the sofa"

Love it!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

To have pk powers to open a bottle of wine, for screw cap bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility, as long as no one was looking directly in my direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To turn the tv off without using the remote, but the remote must be in front of me, not lost down the back of the sofa"

I'm guilty of having this superpower... Got the LG tv app which does this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to melt ice but only after it had been out the freezer for 20 minutes.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

To be able to make toilet roll appear whenever I'm caught short on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to do 15mins work in a 20min time frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send e.mails in a blink of a eye / open letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following on from the superpowers thread, if you could have a useless superpower what would it be?

Mine would be to be able to close curtains just by looking at them but I would need to be within touching distance of the curtain I was moving

Go wild folks... without being any good at all

Beard"

Check out Stephen Lynch he did a song on this exact subject. **Public warning. He's rather tongue in cheek and not for the easily offended

https://youtu.be/0skVXv-FVZw

Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to turn wine into water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Dan's side kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These are making me chuckle

Another that I'd consider is to be able to clean small fish bowls just by looking at them

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney

The ability to stop my glasses steaming up when I open the oven door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to stop my glasses steaming up when I open the oven door"

That would be really useful though

Ess

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By *edRidingWolfCouple
over a year ago

Lydney


"The ability to stop my glasses steaming up when I open the oven door

That would be really useful though

Ess"

Sorry should have said

The catch is that they have to be pushed on top of my head to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to stop my glasses steaming up when I open the oven door

That would be really useful though

Ess

Sorry should have said

The catch is that they have to be pushed on top of my head to work"

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to stop my glasses steaming up when I open the oven door"

That would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ability to turn wine into water "

I turned my student loan in to Vodka

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The ability to turn wine into water

I turned my student loan in to Vodka "

I turned mine into clothes shoes and wine

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

The ability to turn the TV channel over by thought alone.

But only to another shite channel I don't want to watch

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