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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With bread or wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh so you're a waffle girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malted please....

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Well seeing as I'm in-for-the-night, I'll have some toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is not answering my question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter & banana on mine please!

Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you i now feel hungry and im comfortable in bed. Im gonna have to make some toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Marmite and cheese spread? Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns! -and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast goes straight on my hips. Hold the crust

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With Marmite and cheese spread? Yes please. "

I'm sorry but I feel I'm cut out for something greater than 'heating bread'.

Yet here I am...sadly. Toastito, ergo sum. I toast, therefore I am.

Such is the sad fate of a toaster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toast goes straight on my hips. Hold the crust "

How about a muffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With Marmite and cheese spread? Yes please.

I'm sorry but I feel I'm cut out for something greater than 'heating bread'.

Yet here I am...sadly. Toastito, ergo sum. I toast, therefore I am.

Such is the sad fate of a toaster. "

Fantastic. Wish they had a 'bow down' emoji

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By *he Face of BoeMan
over a year ago

WOMBOURNE

I've got a question, whys your IQ 12 thousand lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a question, whys your IQ 12 thousand lol"

My intelligence has been increased but my lifespan has been exponentially reduced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick white bread, lashings of salted butter please unless the salt is detrimental to your yin or yang

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a question, whys your IQ 12 thousand lol"

The same I.Q. as 6,000 P.E. teachers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot buttered toast?

I'd prefer a Holly hop drive

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?"

a) not true

b) not proven

c) yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then! Jam on mine please? I don't like butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted cheese on mine please, yummy.

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By *oulGlowMan
over a year ago

Derby

Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yer all Gimboids!

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By *oulGlowMan
over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 22/10/16 00:09:05]

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Thick toast, sprinkled with olive oil, black pepper and salt please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer all Gimboids!"

And you're Cloister the Stupid

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By *oulGlowMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?"

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?"

Thought you would never ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?"

Oh thank God! Wasn't just me then!

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By *oulGlowMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?"

Haha I'm joking with you dude it's an old internet joke that people used to use to confuse others that posted crazy questions on forums ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

Ummmm.... Still trying to decipher it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?

Haha I'm joking with you dude it's an old internet joke that people used to use to confuse others that posted crazy questions on forums .."

Oh ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

a) not true

b) not proven

c) yes please

"

Don't be absurd.

Lemmy is clearly infinite.

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By *oulGlowMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Here's a good question

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.

Wot on earth?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Ummmm.... Still trying to decipher it...."

Oh dear what have I started. ..Lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

a) not true

b) not proven

c) yes please

"

It does say 'given that'...

Also; would you like a crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DTs are a dreadful curse.

At least UKTVPlay has the backup plan .. .. ..

SMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's my second question:

if a suspected murderer says 'I didn't kill no-one!'

...is that a confession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my second question:

if a suspected murderer says 'I didn't kill no-one!'

...is that a confession?"

No just inarticulate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my second question:

if a suspected murderer says 'I didn't kill no-one!'

...is that a confession?"

So he/she did kill someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my second question:

if a suspected murderer says 'I didn't kill no-one!'

...is that a confession?

No just inarticulate "

I, as a Silk you undetstand, would probably build my case around this. Poor educayshun doncha know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast is good but god doesnt exist

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

a) not true

b) not proven

c) yes please

It does say 'given that'...

Also; would you like a crumpet?"

Ohhh!

You speaka me language!

Slathered in warm Nutella, pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toast is good but god doesnt exist"

Don't forgot the IMO at the end of your comment lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Thick white bread, lashings of salted butter please unless the salt is detrimental to your yin or yang"

Me too, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?

a) not true

b) not proven

c) yes please

"

d) 42

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By *erry194Man
over a year ago

luton

Wine please, like white or red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying spaghetti monster on anti matter toast please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toast is good but god doesnt exist"

Tut tut we've been over this.

Any fool can clearly see that Tony Iommi does in fact exist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also; would anybody like a toasted teacake?

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By *orny boy 123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Well the answer is that somebody somewhere always wont's toast x

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