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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My outtie belly button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My outtie belly button "

That's not an imperfection.

Is it?

Let me get a closer look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My outtie belly button

That's not an imperfection.

Is it?

Let me get a closer look.

"

look as close as you want, a persons imperfection can be their perfection, its all in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have far too many to list but with the help of some nice people on fab I'm coming to realise that just because you see them as imperfections it doesn't mean everyone will and others may like you more for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are going south

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My outtie belly button

That's not an imperfection.

Is it?

Let me get a closer look.

look as close as you want, a persons imperfection can be their perfection, its all in the eye of the beholder "

I've seen outier outies I'll be honest.

I know.

I knew a man who loved a belly on a woman and even tried me to stop losing weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from my weight I have the worst stretch marks across my tummy from pregnancy, and horrible feet, but I don't care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boobs are going south "

Oh yeah I forgot to mention my breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind is wildly imperfect. And my eyes don't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mole on my foreskin...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from my weight I have the worst stretch marks across my tummy from pregnancy, and horrible feet, but I don't care "

I have stretch marks too.

It's only nature and nature is the Queen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a mole on my foreskin..."

Moley mole mole.

Sorry.

Austin Powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mole on my foreskin...

Moley mole mole.

Sorry.

Austin Powers."

MOLE MOLE MOLE!

yeah baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mind is wildly imperfect. And my eyes don't work. "

Oh yeah.

I should maybe mention my errant, erratic mind.

Hmmm.

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your imperfections shine, and be proud because its all part of who you are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?"

Bet I can beat you

Scars on a woman aren't as sexy as scars on a man, but I'm so used to mine, they don't make me any less confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Bet I can beat you

Scars on a woman aren't as sexy as scars on a man, but I'm so used to mine, they don't make me any less confident "

scars are sexy in my eyes,especially on you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Bet I can beat you

Scars on a woman aren't as sexy as scars on a man, but I'm so used to mine, they don't make me any less confident

scars are sexy in my eyes,especially on you xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let your imperfections shine, and be proud because its all part of who you are..... "

It's liberating.

There's a poem by a Canadian poet called Shane Koyczan.

I'll need to look it up.

It's powerfully enticing in its description of the ordinary you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Bet I can beat you

Scars on a woman aren't as sexy as scars on a man, but I'm so used to mine, they don't make me any less confident "

I can't see mine, plus it was from an operation to improve me so not an imperfection, more an upgrade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive known alot of women who hate their scars and stretch marks, i always tell them their just the signs that they brought life to the world, without these you wouldn't have some thing so beautiful in your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive known alot of women who hate their scars and stretch marks, i always tell them their just the signs that they brought life to the world, without these you wouldn't have some thing so beautiful in your life "

Reminds me of Shirley Valentine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a bit of a squidgy belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind is wildly imperfect. And my eyes don't work.

Oh yeah.

I should maybe mention my errant, erratic mind.

Hmmm.

Damn."

Keeps things interesting at least

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I have a few too - some wrinkles, eyes that aren't sure if they're green, my arse is a little big, skin tone that's pale and sometimes get eczema on legs, wonky nose a somewhat crooked tooth - I could go on.

But it is better to accept all with grace, including others' bits and bobs. There's a heart in all of us.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I love all my imperfections as they show the journey I have been on to get here today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mind is wildly imperfect. And my eyes don't work.

Oh yeah.

I should maybe mention my errant, erratic mind.

Hmmm.

Damn.

Keeps things interesting at least"

That's one adjective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm short, bald, false teeth, bad bo, smelly, unfashionable and have a tiny cock.... But hey I'm a millionaire... Who's playing hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have far too many to list but with the help of some nice people on fab I'm coming to realise that just because you see them as imperfections it doesn't mean everyone will and others may like you more for them "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love all my imperfections as they show the journey I have been on to get here today "

Hurrah!

Good morning!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I have a horrible scar on my stomach that looks like a fanny..

It's the reason why I will never get involved in group sex.. It could all end up going wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm short, bald, false teeth, bad bo, smelly, unfashionable and have a tiny cock.... But hey I'm a millionaire... Who's playing hehe "

How many millions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a horrible scar on my stomach that looks like a fanny..

It's the reason why I will never get involved in group sex.. It could all end up going wrong!! "

ha ha ha class I love it pissing myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?"

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

"

some journeys are not to be repeated though x

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have a split uvula that looks like a snakes tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

some journeys are not to be repeated though x"

Well unless you can recycle your carcass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beer belly definitely needs to go on me but struggle to find the time or energy to do anything about it. Also I'm blind d as a bat .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind is wildly imperfect. And my eyes don't work.

Oh yeah.

I should maybe mention my errant, erratic mind.

Hmmm.

Damn.

Keeps things interesting at least

That's one adjective. "

It is indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ugly "

This ^

I'm fairly happy with the neck down. Could do with toning a bit here and maybe adding a bit of muscle there but neck up is where I've always been unhappiest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive known alot of women who hate their scars and stretch marks, i always tell them their just the signs that they brought life to the world, without these you wouldn't have some thing so beautiful in your life

Reminds me of Shirley Valentine.

"

Yes that scene popped in to my head too, although I was going to say something similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

some journeys are not to be repeated though x

Well unless you can recycle your carcass."

I meant from how the scars got there,is a journey not to be repeated x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm ugly "

I have known as lot of people in my life and ugly is only on the inside.

Cheesy but true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

some journeys are not to be repeated though x

Well unless you can recycle your carcass.

I meant from how the scars got there,is a journey not to be repeated x

"

No, no reversing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive known alot of women who hate their scars and stretch marks, i always tell them their just the signs that they brought life to the world, without these you wouldn't have some thing so beautiful in your life

Reminds me of Shirley Valentine.

Yes that scene popped in to my head too, although I was going to say something similar. "

I remember watching that and thinking "I'll never have stretchmarks"

Eejit.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

My body is pretty fucked. And that's before I started swinging.

I could write a whole list but instead I'll stick with "I'm mildly deranged".

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I love all my imperfections as they show the journey I have been on to get here today

Hurrah!

Good morning! "

Mawning sexy lady xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should always see the true beauty of some one.....thats what should shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start?

Are we allowed a continuation sheet if I run out of my word limit on here?

As the OP says you have to accept your imperfections - many of mine I can do absolutely nothing about, and those that I can I do try. Now and then. Until I lapse. Then it's my own fault.

So criticise me for my imperfections that are within my control - but accept those that are outside my control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough as fuck hands from work n big lugs,apart from that I'm perfect!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't really think of them as imperfections but the things on my body that are outside of what other people call normal are a very hairy chin, odd looking feet and scars

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Where do I start?

Are we allowed a continuation sheet if I run out of my word limit on here?

As the OP says you have to accept your imperfections - many of mine I can do absolutely nothing about, and those that I can I do try. Now and then. Until I lapse. Then it's my own fault.

So criticise me for my imperfections that are within my control - but accept those that are outside my control."

Hush.... is it dessert time yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do I start?

Are we allowed a continuation sheet if I run out of my word limit on here?

As the OP says you have to accept your imperfections - many of mine I can do absolutely nothing about, and those that I can I do try. Now and then. Until I lapse. Then it's my own fault.

So criticise me for my imperfections that are within my control - but accept those that are outside my control.

Hush.... is it dessert time yet?"

who wants puddin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do I start?

Are we allowed a continuation sheet if I run out of my word limit on here?

As the OP says you have to accept your imperfections - many of mine I can do absolutely nothing about, and those that I can I do try. Now and then. Until I lapse. Then it's my own fault.

So criticise me for my imperfections that are within my control - but accept those that are outside my control.

Hush.... is it dessert time yet?"

Tick tock! I hope it's creamy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saggy belly, with stretch marks.

Hips too wide.

Bum too big.

Breasts beginning to sag.

Hate my feet.

Disordered mind.

Irrational at times.

Clumsy.... To name a few. But I accept my flaws, they are what make me who I am, and without them, I wouldn't be able to recognise my good points, and appreciate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us swinging is funnily enough part of the reason we've dealt with our imperfections better -seeing everybody else just getting on with it is inspiring.

Although my malfunctioning brain is still something difficult to deal with lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saggy belly, with stretch marks.

Hips too wide.

Bum too big.

Breasts beginning to sag.

Hate my feet.

Disordered mind.

Irrational at times.

Clumsy.... To name a few. But I accept my flaws, they are what make me who I am, and without them, I wouldn't be able to recognise my good points, and appreciate them "

You sound great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a nasty scar on my back from an operation?

Scars are a map on the human body.

A journey.

some journeys are not to be repeated though x

Well unless you can recycle your carcass.

I meant from how the scars got there,is a journey not to be repeated x

No, no reversing. "

ha ha ha ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat

Very saggy boobs

Spotty bum

Birthmark

Surgery scars

Suffer with nightmarish PMT that may or may not be peri menopausal

Suffer with depression on and off

Painfully shy

Other than that i'm a dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!! "

Well, to be fair I feel a lot of women have these issues.

Maybe in time you'll see what others do.

A vivacious, intelligent, funny beautiful woman.

Oh God I'm turning sycophantic.

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

i'm naturally a hairy man and want generally to be a smooth girl- thank God for waxing

Other than that hat 'i'm practically perfect in every way' hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!!

Well, to be fair I feel a lot of women have these issues.

Maybe in time you'll see what others do.

A vivacious, intelligent, funny beautiful woman.

Oh God I'm turning sycophantic.

"

Total

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am only just accepting all of mine, there are a few...

Lopsided smile - have a scar in my smile line from a misadventure as a child so one side is slightly more pulled than the other.

An over bite - a head brace was not for me in my teens so I still have it, just sneakily covered by a beard these days

Burn scars on my left shoulder - another misadventure as a child and a tea service

My right eye is slightly smaller than my left, you probably wouldn't notice, but I do

Some other scars on my left arm from a misguided attempt to deal problems in my teens

Little scar in my eyebrow - people think I shave it in, I don't

So a few I guess, but they are part of me so I accept them, and most have a good story behind them and I love a good story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!!

Well, to be fair I feel a lot of women have these issues.

Maybe in time you'll see what others do.

A vivacious, intelligent, funny beautiful woman.

Oh God I'm turning sycophantic.

Total "

Yeah I know.

Fuck sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fat

Very saggy boobs

Spotty bum

Birthmark

Surgery scars

Suffer with nightmarish PMT that may or may not be peri menopausal

Suffer with depression on and off

Painfully shy

Other than that i'm a dream "

Well we could be sisters apart from the shy part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually quite happy with myself.

Apart from..

I wouldn't mind a slightlier buff body.

Better eyesight.

Happy being bald, but aware its not everyones cup o tea.

Oh and I'd love more tats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections? "

You're lovely as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections? "

I broke a few ribs so my chest is not straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!!

Well, to be fair I feel a lot of women have these issues.

Maybe in time you'll see what others do.

A vivacious, intelligent, funny beautiful woman.

Oh God I'm turning sycophantic.

"

It's sycophantic if you aren't sincere......otherwise it's just a compliment. ....or arse licking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My biggest imperfection is my self-perceived image of myself. My body issues, intelligence issues, wit issues etc, and the resulting perpetual need to post in a forum as a result, in order to get attention as I can't seem to self-satisfy (no smirking) my craving for adoration and being accepted.

It's true. Please love me!!

Well, to be fair I feel a lot of women have these issues.

Maybe in time you'll see what others do.

A vivacious, intelligent, funny beautiful woman.

Oh God I'm turning sycophantic.

It's sycophantic if you aren't sincere......otherwise it's just a compliment. ....or arse licking "

Well it's sincere so that's a relief!

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and my imperfections are far too many to list here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and my imperfections are far too many to list here."

Wimp.

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By *imnherx69Couple
over a year ago

county durham

I am imperfect from head to toes but once I've had a few vodkas I'm full of confidence

Vicky

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By *rKinkedKuntMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Too many to list imo. My biggest one used to be my build. Got to me loads in my 20s been very slim. Tried nutritionists, hard regimes and just couldn't really gain enough weight. Just ended up with a gut regardless of how much work I did in the gym.

I've now accepted its just me and the way I'm meant to be. Much more relaxed now and hopefully it shows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections?

I broke a few ribs so my chest is not straight. "

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am only just accepting all of mine, there are a few...

Lopsided smile - have a scar in my smile line from a misadventure as a child so one side is slightly more pulled than the other.

An over bite - a head brace was not for me in my teens so I still have it, just sneakily covered by a beard these days

Burn scars on my left shoulder - another misadventure as a child and a tea service

My right eye is slightly smaller than my left, you probably wouldn't notice, but I do

Some other scars on my left arm from a misguided attempt to deal problems in my teens

Little scar in my eyebrow - people think I shave it in, I don't

So a few I guess, but they are part of me so I accept them, and most have a good story behind them and I love a good story."

Well if it's any use, I can perhaps study these scars and other interesting things to confirm them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from my weight I have the worst stretch marks across my tummy from pregnancy, and horrible feet, but I don't care

I have stretch marks too.

It's only nature and nature is the Queen. "
oh these are particularly unnatural ones, but I don't mind them anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apart from my weight I have the worst stretch marks across my tummy from pregnancy, and horrible feet, but I don't care

I have stretch marks too.

It's only nature and nature is the Queen. oh these are particularly unnatural ones, but I don't mind them anymore "

Good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many to list imo. My biggest one used to be my build. Got to me loads in my 20s been very slim. Tried nutritionists, hard regimes and just couldn't really gain enough weight. Just ended up with a gut regardless of how much work I did in the gym.

I've now accepted its just me and the way I'm meant to be. Much more relaxed now and hopefully it shows. "

and happier for it.

Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Japan they have a phrase that represents and celebrates aesthetic imperfection, wabi-sabi.

It celebrates asymmetry, roughness and simplicity whilst appreciating the ingenuous integrity of natural objects.

I think it's very apt here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a split uvula that looks like a snakes tongue "

Wow.

What does the uvula actually do?

I had an infection in my uvula causing it to swell.

That was unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In Japan they have a phrase that represents and celebrates aesthetic imperfection, wabi-sabi.

It celebrates asymmetry, roughness and simplicity whilst appreciating the ingenuous integrity of natural objects.

I think it's very apt here."

This is why I like talking to you.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When I was younger, I started to grow a boon on my right hand side. If just joined the army, so communal living, no private space (except the toilet). I got very self conscious about it and it took me years to feel comfortable about it.

In my late 20's, it became painful so it was removed. I now have a debt in my chest which is even more noticable than the the lump but this doesn't bother me one not, even though it looks odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. as much as I can see imperfections in people, and they exist as we see them, that's why I listed what I think mine is.

There what make us. Those little touches that attract. A persons smile has me every time. Especially when s beautiful woman is wearing that smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am only just accepting all of mine, there are a few...

Lopsided smile - have a scar in my smile line from a misadventure as a child so one side is slightly more pulled than the other.

An over bite - a head brace was not for me in my teens so I still have it, just sneakily covered by a beard these days

Burn scars on my left shoulder - another misadventure as a child and a tea service

My right eye is slightly smaller than my left, you probably wouldn't notice, but I do

Some other scars on my left arm from a misguided attempt to deal problems in my teens

Little scar in my eyebrow - people think I shave it in, I don't

So a few I guess, but they are part of me so I accept them, and most have a good story behind them and I love a good story.

Well if it's any use, I can perhaps study these scars and other interesting things to confirm them.

"

free tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got lots of grief when I was younger for wearing glasses, hair colour and being so tall.

Now I'm older these things are desirable apparently! Who knew!

I definitely feel like I've grown into my body as I've got older, I look better at 28 than I did at 18! Maybe that jut my perception or wearing clothes that suit me better etc, I'm not sure

Red xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease "

Why does that sound like you're inviting trouble saying that and don't care?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am only just accepting all of mine, there are a few...

Lopsided smile - have a scar in my smile line from a misadventure as a child so one side is slightly more pulled than the other.

An over bite - a head brace was not for me in my teens so I still have it, just sneakily covered by a beard these days

Burn scars on my left shoulder - another misadventure as a child and a tea service

My right eye is slightly smaller than my left, you probably wouldn't notice, but I do

Some other scars on my left arm from a misguided attempt to deal problems in my teens

Little scar in my eyebrow - people think I shave it in, I don't

So a few I guess, but they are part of me so I accept them, and most have a good story behind them and I love a good story.

Well if it's any use, I can perhaps study these scars and other interesting things to confirm them.

free tomorrow? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads including jelly belly, scar on back from surgery, scar on my top lip from being a clumsy sod and a numb leg & foot from nerve damage which on occasion makes me fall over ....I swear it's absolutely never ever wine that makes me stumble!! Oh and I can be a bit of a grumpasaurus first thing in the morning until I get my first cup of coffee (or a good spoon!)...but these are all just tiny parts of what makes me me and mostly I think I'm a pretty decent chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a split uvula that looks like a snakes tongue

Wow.

What does the uvula actually do?

I had an infection in my uvula causing it to swell.

That was unpleasant."

It's meant to catch stuff that's too big from going down your throat and cause you to gag I think.

My uvula is particularly over zealous and swells like a balloon, always good for a couple of days off work though and a nice steroid injection in the throat lol.

Can't imagine what having a split one must be like.

Sounds very cool, and I would t see it as an imperfection, more an awesome talking point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease

Why does that sound like you're inviting trouble saying that and don't care?

"

You know me too well (besides 3000 miles distance right now so I'm feeling cocky)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a manly face. Manly arms and shoulders. No boobs and a seven inch cock.

You lot don't understand the meaning of imperfections!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no perfect or imperfect. There is just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got lots of grief when I was younger for wearing glasses, hair colour and being so tall.

Now I'm older these things are desirable apparently! Who knew!

I definitely feel like I've grown into my body as I've got older, I look better at 28 than I did at 18! Maybe that jut my perception or wearing clothes that suit me better etc, I'm not sure

Red xx"

Yes Mrs got so much grief at school for being ginger, but not now on the swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hide all mine under my beard... that's not accounting for personality flaws of course

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was born with a large crusifix on my arm ,it really stands out,havent a clue why its there.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Not sure there's enough space to list them all here!!! But..they are what they are and I am who I am, take me or leave me.

Either way I don't bemoan them overly, but where there is something I can do about them am doing it, or plan to do it.

The biggest imperfection I had was being overweight until about 18 months ago and having lost about three and a half stone since then that one's been dealt with.

Ditto smoking which I quit 5 months ago today.

Next up is working on toning my body up a little....once I get round to sorting a gym membership!!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just hide all mine under my beard... that's not accounting for personality flaws of course

Beard"

I read bed instead of beard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure there's enough space to list them all here!!! But..they are what they are and I am who I am, take me or leave me.

Either way I don't bemoan them overly, but where there is something I can do about them am doing it, or plan to do it.

The biggest imperfection I had was being overweight until about 18 months ago and having lost about three and a half stone since then that one's been dealt with.

Ditto smoking which I quit 5 months ago today.

Next up is working on toning my body up a little....once I get round to sorting a gym membership!!

Mr G"

Fantastic work.

You must be really happy.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Many and varied

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a manly face. Manly arms and shoulders. No boobs and a seven inch cock.

You lot don't understand the meaning of imperfections! "

I'll not butter you up then but I'd say you're popular because you are an interesting and fun person though?

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts


"Not sure there's enough space to list them all here!!! But..they are what they are and I am who I am, take me or leave me.

Either way I don't bemoan them overly, but where there is something I can do about them am doing it, or plan to do it.

The biggest imperfection I had was being overweight until about 18 months ago and having lost about three and a half stone since then that one's been dealt with.

Ditto smoking which I quit 5 months ago today.

Next up is working on toning my body up a little....once I get round to sorting a gym membership!!

Mr G

Fantastic work.

You must be really happy.

"

Certainly feel a lot better about myself than I did

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many and varied "

All wrapped up in the you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Many and varied

All wrapped up in the you.

"

Yep.

*as Popeye*

"I yam whaddi yam!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a manly face. Manly arms and shoulders. No boobs and a seven inch cock.

You lot don't understand the meaning of imperfections!

I'll not butter you up then but I'd say you're popular because you are an interesting and fun person though? "

I'm open and honest. People like that.

I suck. I swallow. And I take it up the ass. Men like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

le fait d'être un compte de dom comme une imperfection

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By *uriousc88Woman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm an emotional coward with stretch marks, back fat and giant (for a girl) feet, disproportionate boobs that haven't been perky since I was a pre-teen, and a distinctly snarky tone.

And I'm slowly becoming less and less apologetic about all of these things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a manly face. Manly arms and shoulders. No boobs and a seven inch cock.

You lot don't understand the meaning of imperfections!

I'll not butter you up then but I'd say you're popular because you are an interesting and fun person though?

I'm open and honest. People like that.

I suck. I swallow. And I take it up the ass. Men like that "

That a girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many and varied

All wrapped up in the you.

Yep.

*as Popeye*

"I yam whaddi yam!"

"

Brutus, now that guy had some impressive imperfections.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Many and varied

All wrapped up in the you.

Yep.

*as Popeye*

"I yam whaddi yam!"

Brutus, now that guy had some impressive imperfections. "

"Et tu, Harlot?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"le fait d'être un compte de dom comme une imperfection "

Hmmm.

Translation please as I think you're saying something about Dom being an imperfection?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself."

Epiphanies are rare but usually useful I find.

Mine is more of a yawning, stretching epiphany.

A slow realisation I'm just grand as I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daves imperfections are in his mind. He's seen some ugly things poor lad

Mine are my body being overweight yes I know and scars from self harm

It's about being happy with your self and sod everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many and varied

All wrapped up in the you.

Yep.

*as Popeye*

"I yam whaddi yam!"

Brutus, now that guy had some impressive imperfections.

"Et tu, Harlot?""

Funny.

I'm pickled with barking mad thoughts, musings and daydreams.

None of it any use to the busy people on the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it odd that when I was young I saw myself as so utterly unattractive that I gave no thought to specific imperfections?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"le fait d'être un compte de dom comme une imperfection "

mes pensées exactement

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself."

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's our imperfections that make us uniquely perfect

Ess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

"

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's our imperfections that make us uniquely perfect

Ess"

Thank you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective "

Exactly, it's not rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's our imperfections that make us uniquely perfect

Ess

Thank you.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science"

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle. "

But everyone's insecure - that's the point.

It's part of the human condition.

So dump it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup and carefully chosen clothing plus a few tricks of the trade help me pull off a few illusions too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many parts of me that I would've considered horrendous disfigurements in my 20s/30s...now I have learnt that they really aren't that important...I still don't like them sometimes..but they don't look the same to others apparently..but they are very small things in reality and I am very comfortable in my own skin these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle.

But everyone's insecure - that's the point.

It's part of the human condition.

So dump it. "

Some more than others but yes, I see your point.

It can be difficult to let go of the (negative) familiarity.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle.

But everyone's insecure - that's the point.

It's part of the human condition.

So dump it.

Some more than others but yes, I see your point.

It can be difficult to let go of the (negative) familiarity. "

And again, embrace your own entropy - you can't stop yourself from decaying so don't worry about it.

Everyone's in the same boat

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"My boobs are going south "

I'm north of you, point them in my direction.

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over a year ago


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle.

But everyone's insecure - that's the point.

It's part of the human condition.

So dump it.

Some more than others but yes, I see your point.

It can be difficult to let go of the (negative) familiarity.

And again, embrace your own entropy - you can't stop yourself from decaying so don't worry about it.

Everyone's in the same boat"

*sings "since I was born I started to decay"

Great now I've got a placebo earworm to go with my imperfections

Ess

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's a truism that nobody's perfect.

And further, I'd say that the way in which we see ourselves is distorted, not accurate or objective.

Personally I had an epiphany in 2000 (which I can't exactly share here) that went a long way to help me understand and be comfortable with myself.

And then I was about 25 when it clicked - chances are that the other person is just as worried about their performance or body as you are.

So if you can stop worrying about yourself and concentrate on making the other person relaxed, everything flows much easier.

Once we realise that other people's lives don't revolve around us, it's plain sailing to keep a healthy perspective

Exactly, it's not rocket science

It is for some people.

We are some of us insecure and so struggle.

But everyone's insecure - that's the point.

It's part of the human condition.

So dump it.

Some more than others but yes, I see your point.

It can be difficult to let go of the (negative) familiarity.

And again, embrace your own entropy - you can't stop yourself from decaying so don't worry about it.

Everyone's in the same boat

*sings "since I was born I started to decay"

Great now I've got a placebo earworm to go with my imperfections

Ess"

I'm feeling very Zen today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay I'm feeling the good stuff. Thank you guys.

Who's for red wine and an orgy?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Okay I'm feeling the good stuff. Thank you guys.

Who's for red wine and an orgy? "

FAB!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My boobs are going south

I'm north of you, point them in my direction. "

Laughing.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

The only imperfection I worry about is that I care too much about what people's perception of me is and I bend over backwards on occasions and don't think of myself first..no hair, weak teeth, wonky feet odd scars....that can go to blazes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have botox so at my age I have laughter lines. Never bothered me but I was chatting to a lady the other day who had them and I was thinking "they are bloody sexy" Don't know why but they just where.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay I'm feeling the good stuff. Thank you guys.

Who's for red wine and an orgy?

FAB!

"

I'll bring my lady parts, wine and a rack of lamb.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease

Why does that sound like you're inviting trouble saying that and don't care?

You know me too well (besides 3000 miles distance right now so I'm feeling cocky)"

But ill be home soon, I suppose fear can be a potent aphrodisiac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease

Why does that sound like you're inviting trouble saying that and don't care?

You know me too well (besides 3000 miles distance right now so I'm feeling cocky)

But ill be home soon, I suppose fear can be a potent aphrodisiac "

Oh I say.

Lucky girl.

Can I be in trouble too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have botox so at my age I have laughter lines. Never bothered me but I was chatting to a lady the other day who had them and I was thinking "they are bloody sexy" Don't know why but they just where."

See now I don't mind my wrinkles.

There's too much focus on not aging which is utterly fairytale bullshit as none of it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am perfect just the way I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am perfect just the way I am!

"

Hurrah!

I love it.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list "

Behave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

Behave.

"

Vertically challenged and Weeble Shaped.

Scars

Hair that won't behave

Funny little toe on left foot.

Knobbly knees

I snort when I laugh.

My nose is the wrong shape for my face.

There is more but now I am a little depressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

Behave.

Vertically challenged and Weeble Shaped.

Scars

Hair that won't behave

Funny little toe on left foot.

Knobbly knees

I snort when I laugh.

My nose is the wrong shape for my face.

There is more but now I am a little depressed

"

I snort too.

Don't be depressed.

Embrace them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

Behave.

Vertically challenged and Weeble Shaped.

Scars

Hair that won't behave

Funny little toe on left foot.

Knobbly knees

I snort when I laugh.

My nose is the wrong shape for my face.

There is more but now I am a little depressed

"

I love your imperfections.

I remember your pics from pre tink fab and you were on my hotlist. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

Behave.

Vertically challenged and Weeble Shaped.

Scars

Hair that won't behave

Funny little toe on left foot.

Knobbly knees

I snort when I laugh.

My nose is the wrong shape for my face.

There is more but now I am a little depressed

I snort too.

Don't be depressed.

Embrace them.

"

Meh I was joking about being depressed the hump on my back keeps things in perspective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness the thread would run out by the time I finished my list

Behave.

Vertically challenged and Weeble Shaped.

Scars

Hair that won't behave

Funny little toe on left foot.

Knobbly knees

I snort when I laugh.

My nose is the wrong shape for my face.

There is more but now I am a little depressed

I snort too.

Don't be depressed.

Embrace them.

Meh I was joking about being depressed the hump on my back keeps things in perspective "

Hahahaha.

Atta girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face twists into a lopsided gun when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My face twists into a lopsided gun when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot* "

Well if it ever starts to bother you just dont wear a top and your abs will act as a distraction

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My face twists into a lopsided gun when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot* "

Did you have a little stroke this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face twists into a lopsided gun when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot* "

Sounds kind of cowboy ish to me..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face twists into a lopsided gun when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot*

Did you have a little stroke this morning?"

Jeez Joe.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have a huge imperfection, it's about 5'8 with big muscles and a beard and it's called Templar

Tease

Why does that sound like you're inviting trouble saying that and don't care?

You know me too well (besides 3000 miles distance right now so I'm feeling cocky)

But ill be home soon, I suppose fear can be a potent aphrodisiac

Oh I say.

Lucky girl.

Can I be in trouble too?

"

Tease can deal with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imperfect is only an apostrophe away from I'm perfect......

I'm missing an apostrophe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't spend time thinking about my numerous imperfections any more - life's too short. I'm perfectly imperfect or imperfectly perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just hide all mine under my beard... that's not accounting for personality flaws of course

Beard

I read bed instead of beard.

"

No that's where I keep the bodies

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My whole body is an imperfection, but I need to make do with what I've got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections? "

I've got a lopsided smile and only one dimple. Also one wonky tooth.

Scar tissue on my face means I can't grow a beard. (That's a good thing BTW)

I like me, just as I am....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm feeling the good stuff. Thank you guys.

Who's for red wine and an orgy?

FAB!

"

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Omg where should I start I don't think of myself with any real confidence anyway but here goes balding with a large mole on the side of my head which my family call dave small eyebrows big nose double chin big belly big hips little willy and size 12 feet oh and saggy balls.

Ah that feels better now I feel beautiful again in a very imperfect way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HATE my nose most of all

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have various scars from child hood accidents and Mr does too. When they happened I hated them, now they're little reminders of life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg where should I start I don't think of myself with any real confidence anyway but here goes balding with a large mole on the side of my head which my family call dave small eyebrows big nose double chin big belly big hips little willy and size 12 feet oh and saggy balls.

Ah that feels better now I feel beautiful again in a very imperfect way xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I have a few.

A crooked mouth,a saggy chin, a lopsided belly.

I'm ashamed to say it's only now at 43 I'm beginning to accept my imperfections, celebrate them even.

Who wants to celebrate with me?

What are your imperfections?

I've got a lopsided smile and only one dimple. Also one wonky tooth.

Scar tissue on my face means I can't grow a beard. (That's a good thing BTW)

I like me, just as I am...."

You're first and foremost a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My face twists into a lopsided gurn when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot*

Did you have a little stroke this morning?"

Had one last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face twists into a lopsided gurn when I grin.

Problem is that I take very little seriously, so I grin *a lot*

Did you have a little stroke this morning?

Had one last night! "

Oh my.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Have just spent some time looking at myself; I can find no imperfections whatsoever.

I am utterly perfect.

I guess my main imperfection is that I am so modest.

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