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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my flirt on button must be missing

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Think my flirt on button must be missing "

Come my way in that suit of yours and I'm sure we can turn it back on

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Hello

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

"

Oh hello Miss H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt on....im ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

"

Oh hello there miss honey, that dress you're wearing would look better on my floor

Mrs SnT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello Miss H "

Well hello Miss B

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct "

Fancy a fuck?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello there miss honey, that dress you're wearing would look better on my floor

Mrs SnT "

You'll need to help me out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello "

Hello, need another hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I don't know how to flirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

Fancy a fuck? "

That's more like it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck "

Mary might have something to say about that

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!

By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might need some practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

Fancy a fuck?

That's more like it haha"

Hey, want to come over for sex and pizza?.....what do you mean no? Don't you like pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct "

Me also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a good flirt,any takers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I try and wink, I mostly blink

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I might need some practice. "

I think you'll be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that "

Mary is getting more attention then me

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!

By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures"

Thankyou, I look better in person

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me "

Well - There's something about Mary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think my flirt on button must be missing

Come my way in that suit of yours and I'm sure we can turn it back on "

Well hopefully it not the only thing that'll be getting turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!

By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures

Thankyou, I look better in person "

super super hot by the way miss honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

Me also "

Get your tits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello there miss honey, that dress you're wearing would look better on my floor

Mrs SnT

You'll need to help me out of it "

Of course, that was my intention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary! "

keep your eyes off Mary lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I don't know how to flirt. "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone teach as I'm a useless flirt

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Think my flirt on button must be missing

Come my way in that suit of yours and I'm sure we can turn it back on

Well hopefully it not the only thing that'll be getting turned on "

Hi

You ok?

Fancy a fuck/suck etc??

(I read profiles!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct "

I'm crap at flirting,id rarther say what I feel,

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol "

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi all. Happy friday.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello Miss H "

well hello miss baker

pity your not meeting at the minute as I have the will to explore your rather attractive body and a bag of toys that I'd rather like to explore your limits with .

at my leisure of coarse so we would need to set a good afternoon and whole evening aside for what I have planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff? "

Mary is just code for cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... oh... yes ....no....

I give up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm.... oh... yes ....no....

I give up! "

You wont need a spoon full of sugar for my medicine

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock "

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so good at flirting I can make the ladies pay for my drinks, then I wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary! "

hope you like my mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the Mary meet the puddin

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!

hope you like my mary "

I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!

Impressive veris btw!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!

hope you like my mary

I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!

Impressive veris btw!! "

ive added puddin to the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!

hope you like my mary

I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!

Impressive veris btw!!

ive added puddin to the menu "

My ladybits have been called many things, sir, but never 'puddin'!

You wantin' to stir mi puddin' then chuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck

Mary might have something to say about that

Mary is getting more attention then me

Well - There's something about Mary!

keep your eyes off Mary lol

Why? Doesn't she like mff?

Mary is just code for cock

It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!

hope you like my mary

I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!

Impressive veris btw!!

ive added puddin to the menu

My ladybits have been called many things, sir, but never 'puddin'!

You wantin' to stir mi puddin' then chuck? "

your puddin certainly catches my attention, shame i cant message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead "

Those eyelashes are the most beautiful eyelashes I have ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead

Those eyelashes are the most beautiful eyelashes I have ever seen."

Oh you charmer fancy a cwtch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

Me also

Get your tits out "

Is that not my line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead

Those eyelashes are the most beautiful eyelashes I have ever seen.

Oh you charmer fancy a cwtch? "

I'd cross Severn rivers for a cwtch with you!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck "

Can I have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will offer a sticky puddin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct

Me also

Get your tits out

Is that not my line? "

Yeah but it works so I'm stealing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

Can I have both? "

I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

Can I have both? "

Damn, you are hotter than London in 1666

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello Miss H "

Are you german, because I want to fuck you like the Versailles treaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"

So you don't fancy any maltesers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"

Hello Minxy

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do "

I don't like coffee but I'd like to flirt with you

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do "

I'm shit at flirting - but I can guarantee you a hell of a ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"

I want to hold you tighter than I do my phone when Im in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"

Here. A beautiful woman like you should never have to twiddle her thumbs on her own.

How about you watch me twiddle mine, and you drink this glass of champagne I brought you? .

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!

By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures

Thankyou, I look better in person "

I'm sure you do Miss Honey but I'd need to meet you to know for sure

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

New photos and updated text if anyone fancies a flirt and tell me what's wrong with it - be nice though and I'll flirt back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im terrible at flirting, though i can offer a great massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!

So you don't fancy any maltesers then "

See, now I have a mouthful of Malteasers I can't reply to all the flirting below...!!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


" "

flutter your eyes at me like that while you seductive strip for me and I can promise you more attention that you can possible handle

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

Can I have both?

I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then"

Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.

You know that game right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour mon fleur

Je voudrais in heur de la temps ??

??

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By *ristol1234Man
over a year ago

bridgwater

Teasing is better if done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

Can I have both?

I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then

Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.

You know that game right?"

It's a game I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck

Can I have both?

I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then

practise all you like here

Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.

You know that game right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well unless someone wants to join me my last 2 days in Dubai (flirtings off lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well unless someone wants to join me my last 2 days in Dubai (flirtings off lol)"

Just ringing a taxi to get me to Heathrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well unless someone wants to join me my last 2 days in Dubai (flirtings off lol)

Just ringing a taxi to get me to Heathrow.... "

Hurry, just had a cold shower and cooling down on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do

I'm shit at flirting - but I can guarantee you a hell of a ride! "

I'm terrible too but I can guarantee a hell of a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls and waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls and waves** "

love to buy you a coffee

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting? "

With my tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls and waves** "

That's a mighty fine twirl you have there missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore a good flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls and waves**

That's a mighty fine twirl you have there missy "

Why thank you kindly I've been practicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**twirls and waves**

That's a mighty fine twirl you have there missy

Why thank you kindly I've been practicing "

I couldn't help but notice. It's mesmerising

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"**twirls and waves**

That's a mighty fine twirl you have there missy

Why thank you kindly I've been practicing "

would you like a ate?.... i left out the D because you can have that afterwards :D

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue? "

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am far too shy for flirting

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue?

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off... "

I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I am far too shy for flirting "

Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!

Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue?

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...

I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"

Yes that was cheesy you must be swiss because your body is holy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

Kinky

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue?

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...

I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"

That's a Gouda one

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Hello all

Kinky "

on a scale of 1 - 10 you are definately a 9... and i'm the 1 you need :D

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend."

I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all

Kinky

on a scale of 1 - 10 you are definately a 9... and i'm the 1 you need :D"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello to all you sexy people hope your Friday is going well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue?

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...

I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"

Honey..is there anything sweeter than you ?!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Hello to all you sexy people hope your Friday is going well... "

it's all the better now you've arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon .. flirt on you say? x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?

With my tongue?

you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...

I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate

Honey..is there anything sweeter than you ?! "

How about you bring that mouth of yours here and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am far too shy for flirting

Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!

Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes "

Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy!

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.

I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you "

Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

Today on ready steady cook , a recipe for loooove...

Really simple recipe so lets begin.

1 cup of you....

1 cup of me...

knead until hard

and serve hot.

et voila!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I am far too shy for flirting

Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!

Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes

Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy! "

Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Hello to all you sexy people hope your Friday is going well... "

Very proud to be British for some reason now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never stuck my finger in a honey pot, I'll know how Winnie the Pooh feels

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.

I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you

Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight! "

It's ok. You can take it off

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I've never stuck my finger in a honey pot, I'll know how Winnie the Pooh feels "

You'll bee stung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at flirting Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never stuck my finger in a honey pot, I'll know how Winnie the Pooh feels

You'll bee stung "

hey as long as its a nice sting you can suck it out

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

"

I've never had a stammer before but to the OP

Wwwwwwwow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rubbish at flirting Mrs "

Surely not? But then I guess you don't need to with those eyes

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.

I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you

Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight!

It's ok. You can take it off "

I'd rather you did it for me, after you slowly slide your hands up it first

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I'm rubbish at flirting Mrs

Surely not? But then I guess you don't need to with those eyes "

Never mind the eyes, it's the lips that look stunning for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rubbish at flirting Mrs

Surely not? But then I guess you don't need to with those eyes "

Why, thank you

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By *edgeend6Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello to all you sexy people hope your Friday is going well...

it's all the better now you've arrived "

I'm glad I have made it better for you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! "
I'm not wearing any knickers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt time it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm rubbish at flirting Mrs

Surely not? But then I guess you don't need to with those eyes

Why, thank you "

Gorgeous lips

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By *layboi69Man
over a year ago

alfreton


"We have not done this for a while.

Get your flirt on fabbers.

Oh hello Miss H "

Well heloooo

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.

I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you

Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight!

It's ok. You can take it off

I'd rather you did it for me, after you slowly slide your hands up it first"

Of course, they might be cold though. Have you something I might warm them on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers.... "

Neither am I

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers.... "

I'm not wearing anything

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Can't flirt much...but I do have cake and cookies

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything "

Lies the sun is shining, so you must be wearing a smile

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything "

S would you like to be wearing a pearl necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything "

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am far too shy for flirting

Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!

Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes

Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy!

Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx"

Oohhh good answer!! What time will you get here??

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I am far too shy for flirting

Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!

Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes

Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy!

Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx

Oohhh good answer!! What time will you get here?? "

We'll ill grab some teabags and some biscuits on the way up xD so a few hours :P

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By *edgeend6Couple
over a year ago

Southampton

Do you know what would make your face look better? If I was sat on it!

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"Do you know what would make your face look better? If I was sat on it! "

Love to test that theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know what would make your face look better? If I was sat on it! "

Sit away

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you "

If you insist

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

...


"Do you know what would make your face look better? If I was sat on it! "

How about you come sit on mine

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

How You Doin........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

If you insist "

If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been any good at flirting...... How u dooooing??

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

If you insist

If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me "

You best have strong arms fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaven or bushy in not fussy .afro or pigtails.blonde or ginger.all tbat matters us I'm one hell of swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

If you insist

If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me

You best have strong arms fella "

There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

If you insist

If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me

You best have strong arms fella

There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air "

Lets take this inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oioi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....

I'm not wearing anything

You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you

If you insist

If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me

You best have strong arms fella

There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air

Lets take this inside "

Gladly

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