FabSwingers.com forum: A trip to Paris, a helicopter ride and now this?

By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

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What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc"

I'm all over it for the cheese on toast!

Red xx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc

I'm all over it for the cheese on toast!

Red xx"

Ooh, Burton, you could bring the Branston

(assuming it's still made there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let you share my crisps

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have cake & cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much offered....but had a few odd "gifts" brought to parties I've held.

One lady brought me a Union Jack mankini, an Olympic mug and a potato peeler. I've had a pair of candlesticks, a vase and an orchid from other playmates or party guests.

I will sometimes take a bottle of wine.....but none of these things have been offered as incentives before meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)"

Oddly enough I was offered money recently.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Ha ha - cheese on toast, *with* marmite for afters sounds great, down to earth and real. Starbucks cheese and marmite toasties at the all night services are in fact the post clubbing munchies go-to for me.

I'd feel under huge obligation, and like I'd been bought if I accepted ridiculously extravagant 'incentives' *before* anything happened. No.

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer nothing. I just want to take from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered holidays to France, Spain & Dubai along with Tiffany jewellery & Manolos (I was soooo tempted re those shooooos)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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An offer to cover me in cum

Great huh?

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Totally - for money or incentives, you wonder quite what you'd have to do in exchange?

Bit scary.

Wow I've never been offered jewellery or shoes. Hmm yeah that would be more tempting than a holiday! Stay strong, resist the force of the shiny stuff.

I've never been given gifts after a meet (I must be rubbish lol) and OMG no one has EVER given me cheese on toast!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer an air of desperation, and Jaffa cakes. Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only been offered the opportunity to become acquainted with their cock, and the chance to thank them for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally - for money or incentives, you wonder quite what you'd have to do in exchange?

Bit scary.

Wow I've never been offered jewellery or shoes. Hmm yeah that would be more tempting than a holiday! Stay strong, resist the force of the shiny stuff.

I've never been given gifts after a meet (I must be rubbish lol) and OMG no one has EVER given me cheese on toast!!!"

I can't really say on here what I would have had to do for the shoes, part of me thought

and part of me thought

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I was offered a Lego Catwoman. I didn't see it is an incentive though, I would have met him anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only been offered the opportunity to become acquainted with their cock, and the chance to thank them for that.

and being the polite lady, you do?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I want to be offered something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm changing my status to;

"Will fuck for chips or cake"

*clears inbox in eager anticipation......

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"I want to be offered something

I still have a couple of Freddos and a twirl left from yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bacon....I'm not offering anybody bacon though

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Not been offered a sausage I'm afraid!!

But seem to smack of desperation to 'offer' such things to just meet. A meet is just a meet, imagine if he flew you all the way there and you hated the sight of each other!?!

Surely easier and less awkward to have a social local first??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys who contact me looking for a shag, think they're already doing me a favour....

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Totally - for money or incentives, you wonder quite what you'd have to do in exchange?

Bit scary.

Wow I've never been offered jewellery or shoes. Hmm yeah that would be more tempting than a holiday! Stay strong, resist the force of the shiny stuff.

I've never been given gifts after a meet (I must be rubbish lol) and OMG no one has EVER given me cheese on toast!!!

I can't really say on here what I would have had to do for the shoes, part of me thought

and part of me thought

but, well, shoes!

I've never been told !what I'd have to do for these things, but I'm guessing, well no I'd rather not think about it.

In some parallel universe there is a website which is a chimera of Fab and eBay.

It shall be called FaBay. (Or maybe not.)

People post profiles and others can bid on them.

I offer one Twirl for that Heavenwotsit bird above me.

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Not been offered a sausage I'm afraid!!

But seem to smack of desperation to 'offer' such things to just meet. A meet is just a meet, imagine if he flew you all the way there and you hated the sight of each other!?!

Surely easier and less awkward to have a social local first??"

Try being a single woman, you get offered a lot of sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be odd here but if i was offered a big inducement i would feel like a whore. I want sex for fun not for payment in kind.... This reminds me of the woman on fab who wanted sexy underwear and a hotel room paid for before she had a meet.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've been offered a holiday and a personal credit card but I found out that they wanted sex in return!!! Oh and company and shit!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I always fancy a cup of tea after, even after hours of play & in the early hours..after a cuppa its usually another & a bacon & egg sandwich if peckish.

Only thing we've been offered is some guys cum over H's face while we fuck! Politely refused (as in block!)..

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)"

We ust be talking to the same people, Ive been offered all that too

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Been offered holidays,shopping trip to buy lingerie. Strangest one a man wanted to meet and promised to take me to heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been offered holidays,shopping trip to buy lingerie. Strangest one a man wanted to meet and promised to take me to heaven.

Perhaps he thought you'd be one of his 40 virgins....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like shit prizes on family fortunes or catchphrase.

"Now in this unread message, let's see what you could have won..

A trip to Skegness in a Mondeo estate, an awkward, sweaty fumble by a hairy bloke and 3 and a half minutes of unsatisfying thrusting. Thanks for playing though!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's like shit prizes on family fortunes or catchphrase.

"Now in this unread message, let's see what you could have won..

A trip to Skegness in a Mondeo estate, an awkward, sweaty fumble by a hairy bloke and 3 and a half minutes of unsatisfying thrusting. Thanks for playing though!""

Ffs it's a vivaro van! Read the message properly instead of skim reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc

I'm all over it for the cheese on toast!

Red xx

Ooh, Burton, you could bring the Branston

(assuming it's still made there

)

Its not.

It's a B and Q distribution centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs it's a vivaro van! Read the message properly instead of skim reading!"

Nah. Vivaro are too classy for the scenario. Would be expecting somewhere like Cornwall or North Wales.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Been offered holidays,shopping trip to buy lingerie. Strangest one a man wanted to meet and promised to take me to heaven.

Heaven and back again I'd hope.....you don't want a one way ticket xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

PT I think the guy who offered you a trip to Geneva must be 'doing the rounds' he messaged me and a friend offering the same!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only been offered the opportunity to become acquainted with their cock, and the chance to thank them for that.

That was my 'copy and paste' stage.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Been offered holidays,shopping trip to buy lingerie. Strangest one a man wanted to meet and promised to take me to heaven.

Heaven and back again I'd hope.....you don't want a one way ticket xx"
He told me he was a repeater

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"PT I think the guy who offered you a trip to Geneva must be 'doing the rounds' he messaged me and a friend offering the same!!

Cabin crew for Swissair then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few holiday offers either to take me away or men from other countries, mainly Turkey, offering me to come stay with them, I find it a bit odd a man who has never even met you offers to pay to take you on holiday, now call me cynical if you wish but I always think drug mule and have image's of being in the next episode of bang up abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Happy meal?

. I'll share a milkshake with you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

*sobs* Not even a last rolo...

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Been offered holidays,shopping trip to buy lingerie. Strangest one a man wanted to meet and promised to take me to heaven.

Heaven and back again I'd hope.....you don't want a one way ticket xx He told me he was a repeater

Oh lucky you huh, not tempted then lol xx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

There was a woman in here not so long ago that was offered a washing machine

what the fecks that all about

Me, I bring nothing to the table, we are not worthy of gifts, but mr mcduck does take me out for a fry up once in a while, not sure that counts though

Mrs blues eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trip to Dubai and a Christmas New York shopping trip!! Which was lovely and everything but be guy hasn't met me, told me he loved me and that's when I hit the block button!! (He wasn't from here so it's ok!)

G x

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

I can offer to take the tap end of the bath ... I'm giving like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been treated to the occasional bottle of wine or a meal out, even had hotel rooms paid for but generally that is reciprocated as I like to pay my way too. The wierdest gift I have received was a room freshener...did not quite know how to take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I've been thinking and I'd like a medal.

A big shiny medal with no.1 sex goddess engraved on it.

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east

I've been offered trips abroad, jewellery, lingerie, louboutins and kurt Geiger heels by the poorer guys lol money as standard but one guy did offer me 5k for the evening...

Damn my morals!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered trips abroad, jewellery, lingerie, louboutins and kurt Geiger heels by the poorer guys lol money as standard but one guy did offer me 5k for the evening...

Damn my morals!!! "

5k? the cheep skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some pocket fluff and half a Curly Wurly if anyone's up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered trips abroad, jewellery, lingerie, louboutins and kurt Geiger heels by the poorer guys lol money as standard but one guy did offer me 5k for the evening...

Damn my morals!!!

5k? the cheep skate"
--- Really I hope you're joking about the 5k for one night

no Pusey is worth that

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"PT I think the guy who offered you a trip to Geneva must be 'doing the rounds' he messaged me and a friend offering the same!!

Hey let's all agree to go, it would be quite some party out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I've been thinking and I'd like a medal.

A big shiny medal with no.1 sex goddess engraved on it."

I'm offering commemorative mugs.

One each obvs......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag op?

No thrills, just turn up...but of small talk, do the deed and then on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been offered trips abroad, jewellery, lingerie, louboutins and kurt Geiger heels by the poorer guys lol money as standard but one guy did offer me 5k for the evening...

Damn my morals!!!

5k? the cheep skate --- Really I hope you're joking about the 5k for one night

no Pusey is worth that

take a look at _issliss profile shes priceless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc

I'm all over it for the cheese on toast!

Red xx

Ooh, Burton, you could bring the Branston

(assuming it's still made there

)

Redhead is pansexual; get out your pans and she gets sexual

Beard

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Fancy a shag op?

No thrills, just turn up...but of small talk, do the deed and then on your way

Hmm small talk will cost you extra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some pocket fluff and half a Curly Wurly if anyone's up for it?"

Is 'Curly Wurly' a euphemism for something?

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some pocket fluff and half a Curly Wurly if anyone's up for it?"

Pfft, my house is full of dust bunnies and I have 5 curly wurlys in my cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had various offers over the years of money and marriage.

One man wanted someone as a swinging partner, to accompany him to his place in the South of France on a regular basis. It turned out my stomach was too big for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc

I'm all over it for the cheese on toast!

Red xx

Ooh, Burton, you could bring the Branston

(assuming it's still made there

)

I have no idea, Beard lives in Burton, I'm on the Chester/North Wales border. I'll bring the good old Cheshire cheese

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"I've had various offers over the years of money and marriage.

One man wanted someone as a swinging partner, to accompany him to his place in the South of France on a regular basis. It turned out my stomach was too big for him

No, it turned out he was too much of a **** for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness lucky you. I once had someone offer to impregnate me. I declined

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Goodness lucky you. I once had someone offer to impregnate me. I declined

I've had that more than once on here. (The offer, not the act!)

Quickest way to my block list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Mr ddc

... bring out the Branston

(assuming it's still made there

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Its not.

It's a B and Q distribution centre."

(although, let's be honest, B&Q works for us!

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

But it's just online bravado and boasting. The guys who offer this stuff are Walter Mitty types!

If they have places in Geneva, and are offering private flights to Paris and helicopter tours which costs 10s of thousands of pounds, then do they really need to be on Fab?

There is usually a queue of model types girls hanging round such sugar daddies.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

We've never been offered anything. In fact we always make couples bring biscuits..

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"We've never been offered anything. In fact we always make couples bring biscuits.."

i do that anyway plus Teabags and milk just in case :D

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

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"But it's just online bravado and boasting. The guys who offer this stuff are Walter Mitty types!

If they have places in Geneva, and are offering private flights to Paris and helicopter tours which costs 10s of thousands of pounds, then do they really need to be on Fab?

There is usually a queue of model types girls hanging round such sugar daddies."

The Paris trip guy was blatantly a fake profile. The flight guy was RAF, uniform was genuine. (I know my uniforms.

)

If he has access to a small plane say as a hobby, it's believable.

The last guy didn't mention private flights.

I have a friend who has a place in somewhere nice in Europe and he still struggles to get women.

And as you can see from this thread, us women aren't that impressed with it all. Because we know it comes with a cost.

I've also spoken to very well off guys on here before. I've also chatted to a porn star on here.

Fab is for everyone.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I once had a girl who offered to bring Jaffa cakes. I was tempted and give it some thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trip to Las Vegas, money and to be someone's paid mistress, with an luxury apartment of my own all paid for too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it's just online bravado and boasting. The guys who offer this stuff are Walter Mitty types!

If they have places in Geneva, and are offering private flights to Paris and helicopter tours which costs 10s of thousands of pounds, then do they really need to be on Fab?

There is usually a queue of model types girls hanging round such sugar daddies."

exactly this. i've had guys promise all kinds of shit, they never deliver. just fantasists trying desperately to get anyone to be interested in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)"

And do you honestly believe them?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i got offered a collar, i accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork pie was all the incentive I needed to meet

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)

And do you honestly believe them?"

Does it matter? I said I found it depressing. That's not why I meet. (Did you read my OP?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness lucky you. I once had someone offer to impregnate me. I declined

I've had that, even though I was 50 years old with no uterus.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Champagne cocaine and a wild night...no thanks

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I'm seriously attracting the wrong people lol

No offers of anything ... well nothing I can decifer in what they think is English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)

And do you honestly believe them?"

The man who was looking for a partner to attend parties in Cannes was being serious. He wasn't saying it to get me to have sex with him, we had already done that. It wasn't something that interested me anyway, and I was obviously not the kind of woman he was looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money...

a holiday..(I'm married with 3 kids..yeah that would totally work..not!!)

Underwear..

Weekend in a log cabin

All taken with a huge pinch of salt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've being offered to 'fuck right of or I'm calling police '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted us to go to Portugal......... ...... but he wanted us to pay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

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over a year ago

"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?"

boutique, je bois du café et je baise

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

My ex offered me to go to hell and back. Currently on my way back and can tell you it's not what it's cracked up to be.

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over a year ago

"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

boutique, je bois du café et je baise"

ennuyeuse

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

boutique, je bois du café et je baise

ennuyeuse

beaucoup de putain est ennuyeux?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been offered a trip to Croatia, shopping trips and loads of money.

Stupid people!!

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over a year ago

"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

boutique, je bois du café et je baise

ennuyeuse

beaucoup de putain est ennuyeux?"

Oui sans kink.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

boutique, je bois du café et je baise

ennuyeuse

beaucoup de putain est ennuyeux?

Oui sans kink."

vous pourriez en profiter avec moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me I know all of the words to Je T'aime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've never been offered anything

(but we have single men filtered out)

We offer cheese on toast for afters.

Mr ddc"

With Maggi sauce topping please

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over a year ago

"Pffft, why are you complaining. if a lady would want to take me to Paris just so she can potentially have a shag, I would accept

Pack your passport then

Je aller a Paris avec Miss Honey?

My french is rusty

Oui. je veux coucher avec toi,

s'il vous plaît me rejoindre sur un voyage en France

Qu'est ce que tu faire a paris?

boutique, je bois du café et je baise

ennuyeuse

beaucoup de putain est ennuyeux?

Oui sans kink.

vous pourriez en profiter avec moi

Oh je sera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trip to Dubai , the Grand Prix ! Numerous shopping trips ! Cash ! And a boxer puppy !!! Was very tempted by the puppy lol xx

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I would be happy with a 4 pack of curly wurlys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah tbh a pack off fosters and some scampi fries would have done it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah tbh a pack off fosters and some scampi fries would have done it lol x"

I'll just pop to tesco then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try morrisons ! Fosters on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey - never had half that not even off the ex hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try morrisons ! Fosters on offer

In that case I'll throw in a second pack of scampi fries

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have been offered a trip to Croatia, shopping trips and loads of money.

Stupid people!!"

You should have taken them up on a trip to Croatia - Dubrovnik is beautiful.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

* a night at the St Pancras Renaissance hotel

* a weekend in a (modest) palazzo in Venice

* a week in an apartment in Rome

Took all three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good night to me lol xx

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

1Ltr of Captain Morgans spiced rum £15 in Morrison's

while there got some special beers.

Badgers Golden Glory (peach)

Wells Waggle Dance (honey)

Whitstable Bay Red IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Wells Banana Bread Beer.

Reckon that should see us through half term

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over a year ago

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"1Ltr of Captain Morgans spiced rum £15 in Morrison's

while there got some special beers.

Badgers Golden Glory (peach)

Wells Waggle Dance (honey)

Whitstable Bay Red IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Wells Banana Bread Beer.

Reckon that should see us through half term

That Wells Waggle Dance one sounds like my kind of drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered nothing other than to pay for the hotel or maybe dinner. I guess it's because my weirdo filter works really well

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over a year ago

"1Ltr of Captain Morgans spiced rum £15 in Morrison's

while there got some special beers.

Badgers Golden Glory (peach)

Wells Waggle Dance (honey)

Whitstable Bay Red IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Wells Banana Bread Beer.

Reckon that should see us through half term

I'll be round later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had an offer to meet a guy and if we get on well I can stay with him in his place in Geneva.

This week I've already been offered a trip to Paris, and a private flight somewhere to have lunch.

I think it's a bit depressing that guys feel they need to use incentives to get a meet. I'd far rather have a face pic and a chat and just see if we like each other.

(And I don't really want to go anywhere - says does not travel on my profile for a reason.

)

What weird and wonderful incentives have you been offered (I'm not talking financial as that's against site rules, and is fairly common anyway.)

And do you honestly believe them?

Does it matter? I said I found it depressing. That's not why I meet. (Did you read my OP?)"

Of course it matters and yes I did read your OP.

My point is that they actually weren't offering you anything as they were bullshitters. You should of said you find it depressing that guys bullshit you to get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only been offered the opportunity to become acquainted with their cock, and the chance to thank them for that.

and being the polite lady, you do?

Nuttin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only been offered the opportunity to become acquainted with their cock, and the chance to thank them for that.

That was my 'copy and paste' stage.

Yeah, thanks for that!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"1Ltr of Captain Morgans spiced rum £15 in Morrison's

while there got some special beers.

Badgers Golden Glory (peach)

Wells Waggle Dance (honey)

Whitstable Bay Red IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Wells Banana Bread Beer.

Reckon that should see us through half term

I'll be round later

Anytime, we usually restock on a Friday

H is the weird beer merchant, I find most of it too sweet & sickly so usually stick to the rum.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"1Ltr of Captain Morgans spiced rum £15 in Morrison's

while there got some special beers.

Badgers Golden Glory (peach)

Wells Waggle Dance (honey)

Whitstable Bay Red IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Wells Banana Bread Beer.

Reckon that should see us through half term

That Wells Waggle Dance one sounds like my kind of drink

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I still think curly wurlys are gratefully recieved!

Although a bunch of roses and champagne is likely to get you extras!

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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm guessing since the release of 50 shades guys have been offering stuff for meets thinking they're the real life version of Kristian Grey... not see the film personally but here he's minted

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