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Brexit (just for fun)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello Forum Lurkers and Dwellers (some of you seem to live here, after all...)

The news has been full of Brexit for months now and, I'm not sure about your good selves, but I am growing bored if it all.

Just recently, every time I hear the word 'Brexit' mentioned, I've started imagining it being a sex act (yes, I do need to get out more).

So I am posing a challenge:

What sex act does the term Brexit conjure up in your minds?

Right now, just hearing the PM using the term 'Hard Brexit' on BBC News, I immediately pictured (and as immediately regretted it) her getting spitroasted!

Hence today Brexit = Spitroasting! Any others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way or another we all get fucked...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Brexit?

Just for fun??!

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being buggered by a red hot coconut whilst everyone watches and sniggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soft brexit means may is in an orgy, laying on the table during a debate in the house of common, telling everyone to fuck her soft and quick, before the pound falls lower

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

BREXIT - Getting fucked in the arse whilst all your neighbours stand around laughing at you.

BREXSHIT - As above with an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she tells you to pull out because she's going to give you a £350m blow job, and then says she was wrong to say that, and that actually, she doesn't do oral at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brilliant answers, particularly Brexshit! Laughing out loud on my cigarette break!

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By *essThePirateWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Darn. Tried really hard to find vegetarian episode of Radio 4 dead ringer where William Hague via trying to sell himself can a sex god. Ffion calls him stud muffin and their safe word is...!

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By *essThePirateWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Darn. Tried really hard to find vegetarian episode of Radio 4 dead ringer where William Hague via trying to sell himself can a sex god. Ffion calls him stud muffin and their safe word is...!"

Not sure how vegetarian slipped in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard Brexit reminds me of a solid shit on a freezing toilet.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remainer is a bloke who leaves their cock in even after he's cum and gone soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hard Brexit reminds me of a solid shit on a freezing toilet. "

PMSL Just spat my coffee out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them "

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "

*who bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "

Because women don't usually have bollocks?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello Forum Lurkers and Dwellers (some of you seem to live here, after all...)

The news has been full of Brexit for months now and, I'm not sure about your good selves, but I am growing bored if it all.

Just recently, every time I hear the word 'Brexit' mentioned, I've started imagining it being a sex act (yes, I do need to get out more).

So I am posing a challenge:

What sex act does the term Brexit conjure up in your minds?

Right now, just hearing the PM using the term 'Hard Brexit' on BBC News, I immediately pictured (and as immediately regretted it) her getting spitroasted!

Hence today Brexit = Spitroasting! Any others? "
anything with weetabix..ive always called it weetabix because i don't eat stuff that is processed, manufactured and mushed down with some sweetener to make you able to swallow it...that's all of politics, both sides, for me..get on with it..i haven't noticed any difference in my life..i still breath the same x

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

The whole Brexit situation reminds me of a 'Look at me thread!'' 'I'm going to leave! Really! I am! Damn! Howdat happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

Because women don't usually have bollocks? "

lol Some women have got bigger bollocks than men (I'm thinking grit and determination more than fleshy little sperm factories)

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "

Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.

It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Brexit.....to withdraw after a giving a particularly vigorous ass fucking only to find you are also are committed to receiving a vigorous ass fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit is already in the OED as this year's new word. Definition is 'fucked by a load of wankers'.

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By *ianne2TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Brexit is what a fat Yorkshire lass does when she sits on a garden chair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.

It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that."

You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.

It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.

You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL! "

*refer (that last glass of wine always affects my spelling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brexit is already in the OED as this year's new word. Definition is 'fucked by a load of wankers'."

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.

It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.

You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL! "

Not particularly astute really. I do follow politics quite closely and I'm still fairly obsessed with Brexit. Ok, very obsessed!

It's just I've seen those three increasingly referred to by that term in the media. It's quite a good one - Remainers can say with a faint hint of condescension, gently mocking their hubris and Leavers can use it in a non-ironic way to symbolise the swashbuckling power of those three.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

my wife did not want to fuck last night...when I speak to her later she will prob blame britex for it....blame britex for everything nowdays

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.

In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them

I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?

Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.

It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.

You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL!

Not particularly astute really. I do follow politics quite closely and I'm still fairly obsessed with Brexit. Ok, very obsessed!

It's just I've seen those three increasingly referred to by that term in the media. It's quite a good one - Remainers can say with a faint hint of condescension, gently mocking their hubris and Leavers can use it in a non-ironic way to symbolise the swashbuckling power of those three.

"

I thought they were

Happy,

Doc and

Grumpy

Plus Dopey for Priti Patel

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