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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's not a reason to be disgusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen "

You bought bite size didn't you

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By *ants softiesCouple
over a year ago

aldershot

About the same time as wagon wheels lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen

You bought bite size didn't you "

nope a box of 24 normal regular jaffas

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

Bad girl!

Very bad indeed.....

Now come and lie across my knee.....

And receive the spanking you so richly deserve.......

Jack xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bad girl!

Very bad indeed.....

Now come and lie across my knee.....

And receive the spanking you so richly deserve.......

Jack xxx "

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen "
. Well you have a perfectly good reason to eat the whole pack now, unless of course you'd like to share Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not a reason to be disgusted "

Your imagination is a reason to be disgusted.

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Mars bars are the same....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen . Well you have a perfectly good reason to eat the whole pack now, unless of course you'd like to share Mrs blue eyes "

i ate 12 on the way home

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen . Well you have a perfectly good reason to eat the whole pack now, unless of course you'd like to share Mrs blue eyes

i ate 12 on the way home "
. You won't be feckin sharing then never mind I'll get my own, crikey, what's a girl got to do around here to get some Jaffa cake action

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By *aughtyHOTWifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Bath

I remember nibbling the bit around the orange and it was still a mouthful left to eat, now it's like 'what is that it' very dissapointing

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I can fit a whole one in my mouth!

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"About the same time as wagon wheels lol"

And Yorkie bars and snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bars are the same.... "

I noticed they'd shrunk the other day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen . Well you have a perfectly good reason to eat the whole pack now, unless of course you'd like to share Mrs blue eyes

i ate 12 on the way home . You won't be feckin sharing then never mind I'll get my own, crikey, what's a girl got to do around here to get some Jaffa cake action "

still got 12 left - yo can share

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me about 3 minutes to go through a box with a cuppa these days!!!...

Used to take 10 minutes in the good old days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse! !!

"

I love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Takes me about 3 minutes to go through a box with a cuppa these days!!!...

Used to take 10 minutes in the good old days"

used to be happy with 2 or 3

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"About the same time as wagon wheels lol

And Yorkie bars and snickers"
marathons...its was when they changed that name, that the whole world of chocolate and confectionary collapsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about 3 minutes to go through a box with a cuppa these days!!!...

Used to take 10 minutes in the good old days

used to be happy with 2 or 3 "
.

Lightweight

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green?? "

think those are the jaffa cake bars - i might be wrong - i dont really do cakes and stuff normally

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By *lbaLadMan
over a year ago

Fort William

The shrinking Mars bar has made a mockery of the 'is that a Mars bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fit a whole one in my mouth!"

Not if I sit on your face

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green??

think those are the jaffa cake bars - i might be wrong - i dont really do cakes and stuff normally "

Oh I think you could be spot on!!

God I've put on half a stone just reading about jaffa cakes lol

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green??

think those are the jaffa cake bars - i might be wrong - i dont really do cakes and stuff normally "

But Jaffa cakes are biscuits xx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green??

think those are the jaffa cake bars - i might be wrong - i dont really do cakes and stuff normally

But Jaffa cakes are biscuits xx"

Not so ...

Cakes go hard when going stale ,biscutes go soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bars are the same....

I noticed they'd shrunk the other day! "

Are you sure they weren't the fun sized ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh this thread just reminded me ... do they not do a special Halloween edition of jaffa cakes .spooky lime ones where the bit in the middles green??

think those are the jaffa cake bars - i might be wrong - i dont really do cakes and stuff normally

But Jaffa cakes are biscuits xx"

They are cakes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About the same time as wagon wheels lol

And Yorkie bars and snickers marathons...its was when they changed that name, that the whole world of chocolate and confectionary collapsed "

That and the Opal Fruits to Starburst travesty...

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I had to stop myself from buying the double pack for my son, as I knew he would never get to see them never mind eat them

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

10 reasons why Jaffa cakes are biscuits

1. You find them in the biscuit aisle

Feel free to peruse the cakes section in your local supermarket all you like – you’re going to come up empty-handed.

The chocolate orange delights are hanging out with the rest of their biscuit pals.

2. You can’t just have one

When was the last time you ate an entire cake? Okay, fair enough.

But when was the last time you ate an entire cake and then immediately ate another entire cake? In two bites?

Clue: if you can eat 10 samples of something in one sitting, it’s not a cake.

3. You can bite them into your favourite shapes

To the biscuit connoisseur, teeth aren’t for eating; they are for sculpting works of art.

The intricate scraping and nibbling that goes into ridding a Penguin of its top layer or peeling the chocolate from a Kit Kat takes years to master.

And although there are only three shapes you can make with a Jaffa Cake (full moon, half moon and total eclipse), at least it is a malleable entity.

Faced with a massive cake, however, the power in your teeth and tongue to create culinary wonders is neutered.

4. They are round

While biscuits may morph into squares and rectangles, this is only the case for the ones you find at the bottom of the barrel when you go visit your granny.

Custard creams and Bourbons, I’m looking at you.

The really great biscuits come in a circle. Like the Jaffa.

5. You don’t give them to people on their birthday

Try sticking 30 candles in a Jaffa Cake. It’s not possible.

6. They are eaten by footballers

Jaffa Cakes have long been a half-time staple for football players, and the England squad even brought a van’s worth of packets to the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea.

Fat lot of good it did them, mind.

Anyway, footballers are professional athletes, and professional athletes don’t eat cakes. They eat biscuits.

7. You can stack them

Biscuits are a collective.

They’re like The Pussycat Dolls or the Wu-Tang Clan.

On their own, they can be tasty, but when they’re together with all their mates, they’re awesome.

You cannot put cakes on top of one another in a pile – it just gets messy.

8. You can dunk them

Naysayers moan that a Jaffa Cake cannot be safely deposited in a receptacle containing a mix of tea leaves, water and milk, but how long are they dunking for, 20 minutes?!

It’s fine to dunk a Jaffa in your tea – just be quick about it.

Mmmm… warm orange…

9. They come in a packet

There is only one set of cakes that are packaged together in an ensemble: Mr Kipling’s French Fancies.

10. They live in the biscuit tin

When you come home from the supermarket and take out your packet of Jaffa Cakes, you have two options.

One; eat them all in one go, or two; put them in the biscuit tin. Where they belong. Because they’re biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ynot you certainly thought about this a lot

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"ynot you certainly thought about this a lot "

Haha

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I can fit a whole one in my mouth!

Not if I sit on your face "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ynot you certainly thought about this a lot

Haha "

It's a shame it's all wrong lol

Even mcvities say they are cakes, and you can't argue with that

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Jaffa cakes are so good to force down neck.. even if guys don't like them .. .. makes cum taste like honeyyyyyyy...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The orangy bit counts as one of your 5-a-day

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen "

No no no they are the same size but they are just measured using a Fab ruler

H

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"ynot you certainly thought about this a lot

Haha

It's a shame it's all wrong lol

Even mcvities say they are cakes, and you can't argue with that "

"In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.[12] McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa Cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits."

So they are only cakes for VAT purposes. For everything else they are biscuits lol xc

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"ive just treated myself to a packet of jaffa cakes-not had any for a long time but did the fateful thing of shopping whilst hungry - and they are teeeny tiny things now - when the fuck did that happen "

About the same time wagon wheels became the same size as scalextric wheels size

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By *dC7Man
over a year ago

St.Helens

Everything has shrunk these days even my cock

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Breaks my heart when I see how small everything has become!!!

The double decker is the last 'normal sized' chocolate bar left....but I don't give it long!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ynot you certainly thought about this a lot

Haha

It's a shame it's all wrong lol

Even mcvities say they are cakes, and you can't argue with that "

bisakes i think they should be called -

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Full moon

Half moon

Total eclipse! !!

"

This exactly what I was thinking reading this thread

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

compare them to a sky remote and they'll look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem.

OP?

They come in a pack of 12?

Not 24!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahem.

OP?

They come in a pack of 12?

Not 24! "

i had a pack of 24 - honest - i still have 12 left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still waiting for miss honey to bring a cake to my castle as i was promised

If your wondering wtf?

.part of a convoluted thread about being offended!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you are disgusted by the size of them, and not incorrectly disgusted by the fact that you ate the whole packet.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I never liked Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it you are disgusted by the size of them, and not incorrectly disgusted by the fact that you ate the whole packet."

yes the size and eating 12 wasnt that huge a deal - as i said before 2 or 3 used to be plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never liked Jaffa cakes "

ive gone off them haha

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