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".. don't forget to Fab my pictures before you do  "Ok, whatevs, bend over now, there's a good chap  | |||
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".. don't forget to Fab my pictures before you do
Ok, whatevs, bend over now, there's a good chap "Can I peg him? | |||
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".. don't forget to Fab my pictures before you do
Ok, whatevs, bend over now, there's a good chap
Can I peg him?"Oh yay! | |||
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that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks "So I can't peg you? You did not mention it in your profile so I figure its fair game | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks "I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy. Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up. Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking? What do you think, Honey? | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
"what .. you're gonna give me free will, well i'll have to consider my options shaln't .... | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks "You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight? | |||
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".. don't forget to Fab my pictures before you do
Ok, whatevs, bend over now, there's a good chap
Can I peg him?" | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
what .. you're gonna give me free will, well i'll have to consider my options shaln't .... "Free will? That's a bit philosophical for a first date... Hush | |||
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" You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight? "yes .. Big Goffy boots ... you gonna tell me you know my sexuality better than i too ... go on, give it your best or i shall taunt you a second time ! | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
So I can't peg you?
You did not mention it in your profile so I figure its fair game "You could peg me any time you want | |||
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" Free will? That's a bit philosophical for a first date... Hush" Well i never .. How Wude !!   | |||
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".. and you're already a boy ?! yes you say! then quite looking at my sexy ass and join www.fabguys.com .. there you'll find plenty guys who also like guys, and my fingers can finally get a rest from having to point out this sexy boi is not for turning ! Don't delay .. Join today !! "awww sweet....he finally discovered fabguys | |||
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".. and you're already a boy ?! yes you say! then quite looking at my sexy ass and join www.fabguys.com .. there you'll find plenty guys who also like guys, and my fingers can finally get a rest from having to point out this sexy boi is not for turning ! Don't delay .. Join today !!
awww sweet....he finally discovered fabguys "See, I thought Fabguys sucks ass - and not in a good way - no forum, just piles of half-mad, monosyllabic munters as far as the eye could see... And then someone fell out of the woodwork. A very welcome old acquaintance. Everything else can go hang | |||
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" awww sweet....he finally discovered fabguys "i did not discover .. i just read this update from a girl in my local area .. "wondering why the bi guys don't join fab men instead of cluttering up here?" .. perfect i thought! and with glee i thought i shall tell the boys so with luck it evens out the girl to boy ratio a touch | |||
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" awww sweet....he finally discovered fabguys
i did not discover .. i just read this update from a girl in my local area ..
"wondering why the bi guys don't join fab men instead of cluttering up here?"
.. perfect i thought! and with glee i thought i shall tell the boys so with luck it evens out the girl to boy ratio a touch"Yeah, a third mate swears by it but I think it's rubbish. Hunting's much better on here... all these lovely, dumb 'straight' men... *sighs wistfully, smiles, flicks cape and twirls mustache* | |||
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" See, I thought Fabguys sucks ass - and not in a good way - no forum, just piles of half-mad, monosyllabic munters as far as the eye could see... And then someone fell out of the woodwork. A very welcome old acquaintance. Everything else can go hang "you see ... this is what i have to put with on a daily basis, lots of letching at this pretty ass ... it's a real hardship some days 
well some of you fine male specimens .... hur-hur, speci-mens .... can go make it fabulous .. now shoo! away with yous  | |||
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"well some of you fine male specimens .... hur-hur, speci-mens .... can go make it fabulous .. now shoo! away with yous "I thought speci-mens were Italian astronauts? | |||
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" awww sweet....he finally discovered fabguys
i did not discover .. i just read this update from a girl in my local area ..
"wondering why the bi guys don't join fab men instead of cluttering up here?"
.. perfect i thought! and with glee i thought i shall tell the boys so with luck it evens out the girl to boy ratio a touch"but they all know about it anyway... and to be fair, as they are bi, they are still 'cluttering here up' because they too are looking for fanny
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" Yeah, a third mate swears by it but I think it's rubbish. Hunting's much better on here... all these lovely, dumb 'straight' men... *sighs wistfully, smiles, flicks cape and twirls mustache*" oh no .. it's the return of El-Bummo, the maddest and baddest of the boys in all the Western World .. who shall save this sweet ass of mine ..... he's twirling his 'tache ... somebody save me !! | |||
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" Yeah, a third mate swears by it but I think it's rubbish. Hunting's much better on here... all these lovely, dumb 'straight' men... *sighs wistfully, smiles, flicks cape and twirls mustache* oh no .. it's the return of El-Bummo, the maddest and baddest of the boys in all the Western World .. who shall save this sweet ass of mine ..... he's twirling his 'tache ... somebody save me !!" Hmmm. Your arse is alright. Fucked better, fucked worse. | |||
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" but they all know about it anyway... and to be fair, as they are bi, they are still 'cluttering here up' because they too are looking for fanny
#justsaying"i haven't seen a hashtag all day and now you go spoiling things ... damn it youuuu! does this look like a fanny?! please don't answer, i'm trying to look inconspicuous | |||
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"please don't answer, i'm trying to look inconspicuous " No, you're playing LAM and unfortunately you've piqued my attention | |||
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" Hmmm. Your arse is alright. Fucked better, fucked worse. " .... i'm gonna get raped, Mummy !!!!!! | |||
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" Hmmm. Your arse is alright. Fucked better, fucked worse. .... i'm gonna get raped, Mummy !!!!!!" I never make anyone do anything they didn't really want to do. Scout's honour. | |||
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"please don't answer, i'm trying to look inconspicuous No, you're playing LAM and unfortunately you've piqued my attention "... now i'm definately getting raped ...... HEEEEEEEELP !!! i'm pretty sure you'r only gonna like it more if i struggle, right ?! play cool, play calm .. he can't find you if you play cool  | |||
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"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/562744#message_11544035 It's you, dude ".... Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit ...... MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM !!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/562744#message_11544035 It's you, dude
.... Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit, Bugger-Shit ...... MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM !!!!!!!!!!!!"PMSL | |||
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"the bad-man is gonna do things ..... " Only two of my verifications say I'm a cunt. And I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard. Not a bad man, just misunderstood. | |||
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"i'm tapping the heels of my pretty red sparkly shoes and nothing's happening .... nothing's happening !!!!! "Too gay. I'm out. | |||
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"the bad-man is gonna do things ..... Only two of my verifications say I'm a cunt. And I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard. Not a bad man, just misunderstood. "Two out of three cunts can't be wrong ! i'm not a cunt. I'm a yeast infection. I irritate cunts | |||
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"the bad-man is gonna do things ..... Only two of my verifications say I'm a cunt. And I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard. Not a bad man, just misunderstood.
Two out of three cunts can't be wrong !
i'm not a cunt. I'm a yeast infection.
I irritate cunts "Throw a 6 to start, sir. I'm a bastard, not a cunt | |||
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"the bad-man is gonna do things ..... Only two of my verifications say I'm a cunt. And I'm not a cunt, I'm a bastard. Not a bad man, just misunderstood.
Two out of three cunts can't be wrong !
i'm not a cunt. I'm a yeast infection.
I irritate cunts
Throw a 6 to start, sir.
I'm a bastard, not a cunt "i'm-a gonna grab my coat now .. i'll leave the sparkly red shoes, might have broke them | |||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXIWRan3XGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuEb9L_Kvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQOBcFfEj0
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"Pleased to meet me too .....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXIWRan3XGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuEb9L_Kvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQOBcFfEj0
.... just a few"Hmmm. More or less as I would have expected but with a hint of something more interesting. Do it again and do it properly.
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"and because it's Fab .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk "No, because it's you
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"Will you two get a room or something "He goes on a bit for my liking. Trying too hard, I suspect | |||
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"or .. old Bill Burroughs himself .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqBIgCb7dv0 I am sometimes asked if I have any words of advice for young people. Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old, man and beast. Never interfere in a boy and girl fight. Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is that they want more money; much more, these are the most expensive whores what can be got. If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal. If, after having been exposed to someone's presence, you feel as if you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that presence. You need it like you need pernicious anemia. We don't like to hear the word "vampire" around here; we're trying to improve our public image. Building a kindly, avuncular, benevolent image; "interdependence" is the keyword -- "enlightened interdependence". Life in all its rich variety, take a little, leave a little. However, by the inexorable logistics of the vampiric process they always take more than they leave -- and why, indeed, should they take any? Avoid fuck-ups. Fools, I call them. You all know the type -- no matter how good it sounds, everything they have anything to do with turns into a disaster. Trouble for themselves and everyone connected with them. A fool is bad news, and it rubs off -- don't let it rub off on you. Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel -- you are a terminal fool!" Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are. Above all, avoid confirmed criminals. They are a special malignant strain of fool." I'm not sure I agree with much of this tbh | |||
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"Will you two get a room or something
He goes on a bit for my liking.
Trying too hard, I suspect "
Must be fab straight, he's way to quick to be straight straight... and would he. It have just blocked us pesky bi guys | |||
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"William S Burroughs .. not the easiest to follow, but he's lived a fucking crazy life and one of the original Beatniks. he's brought a lot to literature " Oh yeah, I'm aware of Burroughs. Read one of his books once - it was about futuristic drug taking, rampaging gangs of boys who seemed to be fucking each other. Very odd. | |||
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"So is it bi bi for both sexes?" I don't think he's bothered if it's a bi woman... More that he doesn't like willy... Other than his own, I'm sure | |||
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"So is it bi bi for both sexes? I don't think he's bothered if it's a bi woman... More that he doesn't like willy... Other than his own, I'm sure "this girl gets a big gold star sticker .. | |||
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"Guys. Can we just stick to the straight forwards tradition of Kiss, Fuck or avoid. Maybe chuck in a few sweeping generalisations about men and then squabble over brexit. Thanks. #don'tlikechange " People squabble over Brexit?? Who knew?! | |||
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"Guys. Can we just stick to the straight forwards tradition of Kiss, Fuck or avoid. Maybe chuck in a few sweeping generalisations about men and then squabble over brexit. Thanks. #don'tlikechange " Here's a smug couple who don't like change if that will make you feel better. | |||
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"Guys. Can we just stick to the straight forwards tradition of Kiss, Fuck or avoid. Maybe chuck in a few sweeping generalisations about men and then squabble over brexit. Thanks. #don'tlikechange Here's a smug couple who don't like change if that will make you feel better. " I votes in too... The majority bastards | |||
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"Guys. Can we just stick to the straight forwards tradition of Kiss, Fuck or avoid. Maybe chuck in a few sweeping generalisations about men and then squabble over brexit. Thanks. #don'tlikechange Here's a smug couple who don't like change if that will make you feel better. " kiss | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/10/16 02:25:45] I seen it "I saw it to. Shocking | |||
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"did you see what he wrote first .. it's definitely a regional thing .." No I missed that part. | |||
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"did you see what he wrote first .. it's definitely a regional thing .. No I missed that part. " Eh? | |||
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"something about putting nettles down each others pants and rolling down hills with other with like minded valleys members .... we'll never know!" Those valley boys... Can't take them anywhere | |||
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"It's all a bit "Through the Looking Glass" in here tonight "This is Mirror World, after all. | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ?" I think he likes you. | |||
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" I think he likes you. " that's what's concerning me most .. i hope he likes me enough to buy me lunch too ! | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP " | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP " think it was the mix of herbs and rum my bad | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP " well .. we Scottish believe in swapping flowers and inserting those too .... i'll take your daffodil and here, take my thistle ... now on the count of three .... (i'm not really Scottish, but do have descendants from the Shetland Isles) **amended due to 3 week insomnia | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP think it was the mix of herbs and rum my bad ".... i prefer what ze Germans drink .. Jagermeister in a pint glass and a tiny bit of energy drink .. but only before going out as it's not the drink you want to mix | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP think it was the mix of herbs and rum my bad
.... i prefer what ze Germans drink .. Jagermeister in a pint glass and a tiny bit of energy drink .. but only before going out as it's not the drink you want to mix "He would have written fhjdjdhdhshdjdjjjd if he'd had a few of those OP | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP well .. we Scottish believe in swapping flowers and inserting those too .... i'll take your daffodil and here, take my thistle ... now on the count of three .... (i'm not really Scottish, but do have descendants from the Shetland Isles) **amended due to 3 week insomnia" In Southern England we make brief eye contact. Then if one person approaches the other, either the police are called or you exchange financial references. If your earnings match you can then proceed to having coffee. | |||
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"he actually said something about why doesn't OP change his name to something about shoving s through his knob or something ... even i read it and thought where in the fuck did that come from ? I think he likes you. I concur... It's how we Welsh flirt OP well .. we Scottish believe in swapping flowers and inserting those too .... i'll take your daffodil and here, take my thistle ... now on the count of three .... (i'm not really Scottish, but do have descendants from the Shetland Isles) **amended due to 3 week insomnia In Southern England we make brief eye contact. Then if one person approaches the other, either the police are called or you exchange financial references. If your earnings match you can then proceed to having coffee. " Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? | |||
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"In Southern England we make brief eye contact. Then if one person approaches the other, either the police are called or you exchange financial references. If your earnings match you can then proceed to having coffee." you don't want to know what we do up in the north .. who do you think the Romans left in charge of stopping the wildlings who've never been conquered. | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? " recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee !" I got pushed against a fridge by an Irish woman old enough to be my mum (when I was in my 20's). She pushed her groin in to mine, blocked my escape and asked me what I was going to do about it. I like the direct approach. | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee !" Duly noted kind sir. Advice undertaken, repeated 3 times, so it can be transferred to my long term memory, lest I forget... Do not trust cute Irish people | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! I got pushed against a fridge by an Irish woman old enough to be my mum (when I was in my 20's). She pushed her groin in to mine, blocked my escape and asked me what I was going to do about it. I like the direct approach. " I cannot even begin to comprehend what you did about it! | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee !" So what do you do if you're a bit northern, a bit southern, a bit Welsh and a bit Irish? | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! So what do you do if you're a bit northern, a bit southern, a bit Welsh and a bit Irish?" Whatever you like? | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! So what do you do if you're a bit northern, a bit southern, a bit Welsh and a bit Irish?" Put a red cross on your door, to warn others away | |||
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"So what do you do if you're a bit northern, a bit southern, a bit Welsh and a bit Irish?" ask your mother to shorten the list of possible fathers | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! So what do you do if you're a bit northern, a bit southern, a bit Welsh and a bit Irish? Put a red cross on your door, to warn others away "That would explain a lot of things. | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! I got pushed against a fridge by an Irish woman old enough to be my mum (when I was in my 20's). She pushed her groin in to mine, blocked my escape and asked me what I was going to do about it. I like the direct approach. " pmsl | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! I got pushed against a fridge by an Irish woman old enough to be my mum (when I was in my 20's). She pushed her groin in to mine, blocked my escape and asked me what I was going to do about it. I like the direct approach. I cannot even begin to comprehend what you did about it! "Her and her hubby were close friends of my family. Her hubby could pick me up, one handed and crush me like a paper cup. I was shitting myself. | |||
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"Wow! All countries are so different... Wonder what the Irish do? Tazer you in the balls? Then kindly offer you coffee whilst you recover? recent ex (not the pinnacle life changing heartbreaking ex) is Irish ... all i can is do not turn your back or let those pretty cute looks deceive thee ! I got pushed against a fridge by an Irish woman old enough to be my mum (when I was in my 20's). She pushed her groin in to mine, blocked my escape and asked me what I was going to do about it. I like the direct approach. I cannot even begin to comprehend what you did about it!
Her and her hubby were close friends of my family. Her hubby could pick me up, one handed and crush me like a paper cup. I was shitting myself.
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
Absolutely, quiet now fella "*bites ball gag in half, spits out the solid rubber pieces* now see here you complete and utter bastards, I am not gonna allow this bollocks and no matter how hard you try i'll break your bloody cock in half, you git!
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"well some of you fine male specimens .... hur-hur, speci-mens .... can go make it fabulous .. now shoo! away with yous
I thought speci-mens were Italian astronauts? "I laughed a little more than perhaps I should at that. | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
Absolutely, quiet now fella
*bites ball gag in half, spits out the solid rubber pieces*
now see here you complete and utter bastards, I am not gonna allow this bollocks and no matter how hard you try i'll break your bloody cock in half, you git!
.. now Miss Honey, if you would like to come with me "Woah! Not so fast, young padawan! | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
I'm not entirely sure what you mean, dear boy.
Anyway, you were face down on the bed and Miss Honey and I were divvying you up.
Maybe just pop a ball-gag in so you stop squawking?
What do you think, Honey?
Absolutely, quiet now fella
*bites ball gag in half, spits out the solid rubber pieces*
now see here you complete and utter bastards, I am not gonna allow this bollocks and no matter how hard you try i'll break your bloody cock in half, you git!
.. now Miss Honey, if you would like to come with me
Woah!
Not so fast, young padawan! "Pardone ?! did i cause a break or lapse in your Concentration ? | |||
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"If men, keep dropping into your box and pestering you. Simply tick the not looking for single men and they magically disappear in a puff of smoke.
Unless you secretly enjoy it, of course.
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"read the profile .. you'll see your sharpened sticks for prodding already be broken -ah-ha,ha-ha! "Us reading it makes no difference...your expecting everyone to read and adhere to what it says. Your not daft. You know that's not always going to happen. Set your filters and free yourself of the burden of man mesaages. You do a good thread..i imagine if it was one not just moaning about male attention you'd be even more entertaining so do us all a favour | |||
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".. thing is, you see .. i love conversation. it's that simple and just because i am straight doesn't mean i don't mind a little flirtation, it's just not gonna get you anywhere if you're a guy. i don't believe it's so much as me facing your opinions, more you facing the facts .. i'm not for turning and try as you will you're just gonna end off frustrated and maybe you'll get a kiss if you're lucky and i feel bad for you using up all that effort trying .. face it boys, i'm much too strong for being broken that easily. i also read people through their body language, choice of words, the peaks and lows in the tone of voice .... push me and i'll go further and further introvert. the people whom know me know my signs of annoyance also. .... now play nicely ". Ah but there is the truth of it, yep just there, above in the post, the bit that says ' maybe you'll get a kiss' now forgive me if I'm wrong and I'm sure others will correct me, but I believe that kissing is the most intimate sexual experience to have with someone, now, there are many guys that don't profess to be 'bi' but will say, in the heat of the moment if my cocks getting a suck, then so be it, but ask them about a guy leaning in for a kiss and well, you would get a definate ' no', so I'm sorry op, but I think that's the chink in your armour Mrs blue eyes | |||
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" Ah but there is the truth of it, yep just there, above in the post, the bit that says ' maybe you'll get a kiss' now forgive me if I'm wrong and I'm sure others will correct me, but I believe that kissing is the most intimate sexual experience to have with someone, now, there are many guys that don't profess to be 'bi' but will say, in the heat of the moment if my cocks getting a suck, then so be it, but ask them about a guy leaning in for a kiss and well, you would get a definite ' no', so I'm sorry op, but I think that's the chink in your armour Mrs blue eyes "*Le Sigh* my dear, read closer and you shall see that this kiss be sympathy for using all that effort on me. now the things we say and the things we do AND MEAN are not always one. you may be persistent, but however once more, and with a bit more soul ... God Damn Mother Fuckers .... i'm not Bi, Gay .. or even bloody curious .. i know my sexuality far better than thee and i will not be another damn notch in your bedpost. .... now i shall post a message i have received from a very lovely person who has wished to message me in support, instead of such oppressive forceful Bantha Fodder | |||
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" Ah but there is the truth of it, yep just there, above in the post, the bit that says ' maybe you'll get a kiss' now forgive me if I'm wrong and I'm sure others will correct me, but I believe that kissing is the most intimate sexual experience to have with someone, now, there are many guys that don't profess to be 'bi' but will say, in the heat of the moment if my cocks getting a suck, then so be it, but ask them about a guy leaning in for a kiss and well, you would get a definite ' no', so I'm sorry op, but I think that's the chink in your armour Mrs blue eyes
*Le Sigh*
my dear, read closer and you shall see that this kiss be sympathy for using all that effort on me. now the things we say and the things we do AND MEAN are not always one.
you may be persistent, but however once more, and with a bit more soul ...
God Damn Mother Fuckers .... i'm not Bi, Gay .. or even bloody curious .. i know my sexuality far better than thee and i will not be another damn notch in your bedpost.
.... now i shall post a message i have received from a very lovely person who has wished to message me in support, instead of such oppressive forceful Bantha Fodder"*as Jane Eyre* "Reader, I fucked him..." | |||
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"101% absolutely bloody well said. It says on our profile "not bi" etc but apparently they're all bloody illiterate (but only in reading) or so bloody desperate not to be a minority that they'll try to prove that everyone else is also bi (but secretly). Much like the guys who chase pussy then go for ass instead (lost count of the number of stories on here in which regular ladies apparently DEMAND that it goes in the shitter). They want to be bi, fair enough, let them get on with it, but that doesn't make it compulsory for the rest of us to cosy up with them. " ... message thus continues ... "Actually I'm surprised you haven't been buried in flak from the Bis on here. FAB is a bit like their operation in the real world: any comment that doesn't say we all absolutely love our Bis and secretly would like to be one of them is flamed as homophobic and worse. Feel free to copy our message. Bet it gets you more flak. However before you do it might be wise to simply post it as just as a "quoted" message from a friend on here as we are banned from posting in the room. Long story, but in the early days when we were new I tried to take down a "sympathy" troll (assuming FAB would hate them as much as the rest of us do) by naming. Seems a certain moderator didn't like it and issued a ban. I tried to reason why once I returned and same moderator pulled a life ban on us for challenging her decision in public. We've learnt our lesson (FAB ain't democratic) but appeals fall on deaf ears." | |||
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" Ah but there is the truth of it, yep just there, above in the post, the bit that says ' maybe you'll get a kiss' now forgive me if I'm wrong and I'm sure others will correct me, but I believe that kissing is the most intimate sexual experience to have with someone, now, there are many guys that don't profess to be 'bi' but will say, in the heat of the moment if my cocks getting a suck, then so be it, but ask them about a guy leaning in for a kiss and well, you would get a definite ' no', so I'm sorry op, but I think that's the chink in your armour Mrs blue eyes
*Le Sigh*
my dear, read closer and you shall see that this kiss be sympathy for using all that effort on me. now the things we say and the things we do AND MEAN are not always one.
you may be persistent, but however once more, and with a bit more soul ...
God Damn Mother Fuckers .... i'm not Bi, Gay .. or even bloody curious .. i know my sexuality far better than thee and i will not be another damn notch in your bedpost.
.... now i shall post a message i have received from a very lovely person who has wished to message me in support, instead of such oppressive forceful Bantha Fodder". Ah but how he doth protest!!! Whether it be sympathy or not, you would travel far and wide, to find a genuine straight chap that would give up his lips in the honourable deed of giving another chap a sympathy kiss, of this I am most definitely sure, make of that, what you wish, you have stated you would partake in a sympathy kiss with another chap, and yet you still protest Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Mrs Blue eyes ... i do not wish to treat old grounds else doing so sodden my boots in muck. i simply do not wish to state that on occasions i have kissed a chap whilst rather d*unken and apologise that this is all i can offer. my explanation is this .... my sexuality and mindset only permit that a kiss be in order as an apology. An apology to state that although i am sorry that my sexuality, nor mindset shall permit the act or mindful attraction towards any chap on or under the face of this earth. it is simply this, an apology .. because i do not like to upset and can see my attraction, my uniqueness (no we're not beautiful little unique snowflakes, given the billions of people whom have existed, duh!) .. it is to say thank you, but no thank you, please do not be let down by this experience ...... now this is not an excuse to spike my drink and i do not wish to converse in my heavy drinking spontaneous drinking habits for fear of being taken advantage of and have my drink spiked .. and lets face it, it takes quite an amount to sedate me .. this is NOT an open challenge. i will not ride your bandwagon. i will not fly your flags. i will not chant your chorus. I am he who is and simply shall be. I will not bow down to your desires or expectations. I shall not be broken or be in need to be fixed. I am the contradiction wrapped in an enigma. many have tried, all have failed." . My dearest fellow fabber, whilst all you have stated is from the soul I'm sure, I shall leave our most incredulous banter at this point, I'm sure others shall peruse and decipher your words with great interest, the opinion they shall arrive at however will be the opinion that they will have made for themselves, an opinion based I should imagine solely on the window you have invited them to gaze through, that window into your life, whilst you may have left the door closed, awaiting the right person, you certainly have left the window open | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight? "I have a collection of new rocks and I'm straight Watcha trying to say | |||
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"Even if I was bi I wouldn't. You're a bit of a munter mate" El oh 'ell | |||
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"Even if I was bi I wouldn't. You're a bit of a munter mate" coming from a guy called Prozac .. i don't think you'd care, being that's what Prozac is designed to do | |||
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"Even if I was bi I wouldn't. You're a bit of a munter mate coming from a guy called Prozac .. i don't think you'd care, being that's what Prozac is designed to do "Maybe he's in favour of (searches brain for famous Zac's other than Goldsmith and that guy from the boy band)...? | |||
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"Even if I was bi I wouldn't. You're a bit of a munter mate coming from a guy called Prozac .. i don't think you'd care, being that's what Prozac is designed to do
Maybe he's in favour of (searches brain for famous Zac's other than Goldsmith and that guy from the boy band)...?"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozz%C3%A4k https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozac%2B https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozak_(rapper) ?? | |||
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"Even if I was bi I wouldn't. You're a bit of a munter mate coming from a guy called Prozac .. i don't think you'd care, being that's what Prozac is designed to do
Maybe he's in favour of (searches brain for famous Zac's other than Goldsmith and that guy from the boy band)...?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozz%C3%A4k
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozac%2B
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prozak_(rapper)
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"firstly, NewRocks are a form of footwear, and secondly it's one word. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51k0yy5dSGL.jpg i'm not understanding your correlation "If that was aimed at me its ok I wasn't talking to you so you don't need to understand
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight?
I have a collection of new rocks and I'm straight
Watcha trying to say "It is not the ownership of NewRock's that puts doubt to the OP's protestations. It is the "collection" that raises the eyebrow, add to that the OP's ownership of ruby slippers, and a certain hardened carbon chap suddenly appears too straight to challenge the OP
P.S. OP, please be cautious in what you post, your prose is enjoyable, don't get a ban. | |||
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"hardened carbon chap ? what in 'ell is that ?" Yes, OP, you might find the day-shift a little less forgiving that the night-shift | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight?
I have a collection of new rocks and I'm straight
Watcha trying to say
It is not the ownership of NewRock's that puts doubt to the OP's protestations. It is the "collection" that raises the eyebrow, add to that the OP's ownership of ruby slippers, and a certain hardened carbon chap suddenly appears too straight to challenge the OP
P.S. OP, please be cautious in what you post, your prose is enjoyable, don't get a ban. "Well done for the spell check | |||
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"au contraire mon frere .. that would be rape
that means i get to do it back using a boot of my choosing from my collection of NewRocks
You have a collection of new rocks., yet claim straight?
I have a collection of new rocks and I'm straight
Watcha trying to say
It is not the ownership of NewRock's that puts doubt to the OP's protestations. It is the "collection" that raises the eyebrow, add to that the OP's ownership of ruby slippers, and a certain hardened carbon chap suddenly appears too straight to challenge the OP
P.S. OP, please be cautious in what you post, your prose is enjoyable, don't get a ban.
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".. thing is, you see .. i love conversation. it's that simple and just because i am straight doesn't mean i don't mind a little flirtation, it's just not gonna get you anywhere if you're a guy. i don't believe it's so much as me facing your opinions, more you facing the facts .. i'm not for turning and try as you will you're just gonna end off frustrated and maybe you'll get a kiss if you're lucky and i feel bad for you using up all that effort trying .. face it boys, i'm much too strong for being broken that easily. i also read people through their body language, choice of words, the peaks and lows in the tone of voice .... push me and i'll go further and further introvert. the people whom know me know my signs of annoyance also. .... now play nicely . Ah but there is the truth of it, yep just there, above in the post, the bit that says ' maybe you'll get a kiss' now forgive me if I'm wrong and I'm sure others will correct me, but I believe that kissing is the most intimate sexual experience to have with someone, now, there are many guys that don't profess to be 'bi' but will say, in the heat of the moment if my cocks getting a suck, then so be it, but ask them about a guy leaning in for a kiss and well, you would get a definate ' no', so I'm sorry op, but I think that's the chink in your armour Mrs blue eyes "Mrs blue eyes she speaks sense... | |||
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"i just tried to put the kettle in the fridge .... i think i'm about done now. " That is quite normal a on fab users even without insomnia | |||
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"i just tried to put the kettle in the fridge .... i think i'm about done now. That is quite normal a on fab users even without insomnia "the cat just gave me a dirty look .. i don't even own a cat .. who's is the fucking cat?! oh well, i've never tried washing a cat before. | |||
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"i just tried to put the kettle in the fridge .... i think i'm about done now. That is quite normal a on fab users even without insomnia
the cat just gave me a dirty look .. i don't even own a cat .. who's is the fucking cat?!
oh well, i've never tried washing a cat before. "There's a joke about a pussy magnet in there somewhere but I'm too tired to find it | |||
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"Google 'How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way'" How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. ... 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. - HaHaHaHaHaHa !!!!!
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