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"just listening to paul simon..50 ways to leave your lover jump on the bus Gus any funny ways you have left one i had a guy come all the way over from California last oct. he spent 3 days with me and then i popped him on a train and sent him to stay with my friend....am a good girl i share and share a like.....we still good mates tho lol" before i met rob i actually climbed out of a toilet window in a pub to escape from a blind date....it was set up by my mum tho ! such a nice boy!!! | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world "good on you 2 weve been togeth... for 21 years ..and still strong  | |||
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"a few ex's think i am dead, dont think they belived it but it got them of me back haha" oh no you very much alive and kicking ........   | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world "Good for you two, i bow at ya feet, lucky pair | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world good on you 2 weve been togeth... for 21 years ..and still strong "Back at you, many thought we would never get here but here we are still having fun, as it would seemn are you guys, and long may it continue | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world good on you 2 weve been togeth... for 21 years ..and still strong
Back at you, many thought we would never get here but here we are still having fun, as it would seemn are you guys, and long may it continue "we are new to this sticking to couples sussing the dodgy people on ere but hats off to you guys ..xxxx  | |||
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"lolbefore i met rob i actually climbed out of a toilet window in a pub to escape from a blind date....it was set up by my mum tho ! such a nice boy!!!" I waited a full two hours for you  | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world "Glad to see we aren't the only long time couple K and I met on her very first day at work ........ never looked back. How sweet is that? | |||
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"Sad I know but we met 35 years ago and are still together and I would not swap it for all the money in the world
Glad to see we aren't the only long time couple K and I met on her very first day at work ........ never looked back. How sweet is that?"Impressive that is, have to take my hat off to couples that have the relationship that holds. | |||
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"and thats despite her nicking the car pmsl" Noooooo she didn't nick it again??? Tell ya you need to put your foot down mate! | |||
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"I did and fell off the step!" Gotta say i wouldn't let a woman drive one of mine!!! Last time it ended in the back of a white van. | |||
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"I did and fell off the step! Gotta say i wouldn't let a woman drive one of mine!!! Last time it ended in the back of a white van." must have been a small car then....that reminds me. my father in law used to own a three wheeler, coz he didnt have a license. you know the ones that look like a pencil sharpner. used to have a big sticker on the front "Jesus loves you" yeah shame of it. Anyway the kids off the estate used to pick it up and run off with it coz it was so light. they would get knocks on the door in the morning from annoyed neighbours asking for them to remove their car off their front garden... | |||
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just one does 0 - 60 in 5 hrs  the other in a little over 5 seconds | |||
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"Damn keyboard lets try again Both our cars are small just one does 0 - 60 in 5 hrs the other in a little over 5 seconds "What on them country roads??? What about all the turkeys on the road side??? Bet she nicked the fast un today lol | |||
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"Damn keyboard lets try again Both our cars are small just one does 0 - 60 in 5 hrs the other in a little over 5 seconds
What on them country roads??? What about all the turkeys on the road side???
Bet she nicked the fast un today lol
"How do you think we get our food?if we're lucky we get the odd deer too | |||
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"Damn keyboard lets try again Both our cars are small just one does 0 - 60 in 5 hrs the other in a little over 5 seconds
What on them country roads??? What about all the turkeys on the road side???
Bet she nicked the fast un today lol
How do you think we get our food?if we're lucky we get the odd deer too "odd deer....you mean the blue rinse pensioner trying to get over the zebra crossing...dont think she will fit in me freezer....plus her sell by date will be off | |||
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"Damn keyboard again, really must get some new batteries! As I was trying to say, for once I was trying to be serious, we get the bambi type deer running wild around these parts , even get them in our own back yard, but they do have a habit of jumping out of the hedgerow in front of you. Now of course if an Old Dear jumps out in front of you on a zebra crossing well thats a 1000 points and you win the game "Ahhh now we know who killed bambi. Just sheep up here and thay aint cute. | |||
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"Damn keyboard again, really must get some new batteries! As I was trying to say, for once I was trying to be serious, we get the bambi type deer running wild around these parts , even get them in our own back yard, but they do have a habit of jumping out of the hedgerow in front of you. Now of course if an Old Dear jumps out in front of you on a zebra crossing well thats a 1000 points and you win the game
Ahhh now we know who killed bambi.
Just sheep up here and thay aint cute.
"ah yeah sheep have maggots up their arse...and i saw a programme last night on maggot fetish. now the only bambi's ya likely to see in liverpool would have escaped from knowsley safari park. we are lucky to see bloody birds in liverpool hun. | |||
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"Damn keyboard again, really must get some new batteries! As I was trying to say, for once I was trying to be serious, we get the bambi type deer running wild around these parts , even get them in our own back yard, but they do have a habit of jumping out of the hedgerow in front of you. Now of course if an Old Dear jumps out in front of you on a zebra crossing well thats a 1000 points and you win the game
Ahhh now we know who killed bambi.
Just sheep up here and thay aint cute.
ah yeah sheep have maggots up their arse...and i saw a programme last night on maggot fetish. now the only bambi's ya likely to see in liverpool would have escaped from knowsley safari park. we are lucky to see bloody birds in liverpool hun."We are so lucky round here, we have a barn owl flying over our yard/field at dawn and dusk every day and often see a green wood pecker (no smutty jokes) in the trees and sometimes on the concrete - another one for you 'smutty' types we get all the different tits too! | |||
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"Damn keyboard again, really must get some new batteries! As I was trying to say, for once I was trying to be serious, we get the bambi type deer running wild around these parts , even get them in our own back yard, but they do have a habit of jumping out of the hedgerow in front of you. Now of course if an Old Dear jumps out in front of you on a zebra crossing well thats a 1000 points and you win the game
Ahhh now we know who killed bambi.
Just sheep up here and thay aint cute.
ah yeah sheep have maggots up their arse...and i saw a programme last night on maggot fetish. now the only bambi's ya likely to see in liverpool would have escaped from knowsley safari park. we are lucky to see bloody birds in liverpool hun.
We are so lucky round here, we have a barn owl flying over our yard/field at dawn and dusk every day and often see a green wood pecker (no smutty jokes) in the trees and sometimes on the concrete - another one for you 'smutty' types we get all the different tits too!"Fook i thought i was the only country hillbilly here!  | |||
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"Freddie - you should know life is full of surprises "Sure is, but it is nice to wake up and no cars about. | |||
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"Freddie - you should know life is full of surprises
Sure is, but it is nice to wake up and no cars about. "now that does happen in liverpool....u wake up and there is no cars about, coz some fecker has robbed em!!! and oh yeah we do have birds here...big chuffing seagulls that dump on ya head when your shopping | |||
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"Freddie - you should know life is full of surprises
Sure is, but it is nice to wake up and no cars about.
now that does happen in liverpool....u wake up and there is no cars about, coz some fecker has robbed em!!!
and oh yeah we do have birds here...big chuffing seagulls that dump on ya head when your shopping"The buggers rob tractors here!! And your not allowed to shoot them. Are they traveling scallies then??? | |||
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"Don't mention cars!" Fook not again!!! You want to get a spare or send her on the bus!! download a bus time table and tell her a cheeky git on line says buses are fun. (well they look good as i pass them) | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions "Fook has she a big rollingpin??? At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!! | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!! "nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl"I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook??? | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook??? "Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing??? "you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do "The washing up??? | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do
The washing up??? "carry on talking like that and you will get that rolling pin up where the sun dont shine.....helllloooo | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do
The washing up???
carry on talking like that and you will get that rolling pin up where the sun dont shine.....helllloooo"I think thats what K might do to him pmsl | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do
The washing up???
carry on talking like that and you will get that rolling pin up where the sun dont shine.....helllloooo
I think thats what K might do to him pmsl"thats what i meant....but if she needs a hand...i offer my services....needs must and all that, so until i get my strap on, then a rolling pin will bring much delight | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do
The washing up???
carry on talking like that and you will get that rolling pin up where the sun dont shine.....helllloooo
I think thats what K might do to him pmsl
thats what i meant....but if she needs a hand...i offer my services....needs must and all that, so until i get my strap on, then a rolling pin will bring much delight"Wouldn't a baseball bat be more suitable? | |||
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"Don't worry she knows all about you and your suggestions
Fook has she a big rollingpin???
At least she can't get up here on the bus as it would take ages!!!!
nope a left hook and the fast car though pmsl
I like feisty women lol, send her up and you can have a weekend off. Can she cook???
Can she cook? errrrr well errrrrrrrr if she has too
This isn't looking promising i can tell you. What can she do? Ironing???
you really know how to swear at my darling wife don't you pmsl
Try a fabulouls dinner in an expensive restraunt and you might see what she can do
The washing up???
carry on talking like that and you will get that rolling pin up where the sun dont shine.....helllloooo
I think thats what K might do to him pmsl
thats what i meant....but if she needs a hand...i offer my services....needs must and all that, so until i get my strap on, then a rolling pin will bring much delight
Wouldn't a baseball bat be more suitable?"oh hell yeah.....stop turnin me on you minx u | |||
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"blimey I haven't been called a minx in a long time "lean closer in...offer me your ear lobe....and i will call ya loads more...now ya cheeky sod start doing some work and get off the forums...lol | |||
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"Hey I've rearranged the lounge, hoovered up and washed the throws today what more do you want?" bend over and i will tell ya | |||
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"Hey I've rearranged the lounge, hoovered up and washed the throws today what more do you want? bend over and i will tell ya" Mmm that makes housework seem quite attractive | |||
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"Hey I've rearranged the lounge, hoovered up and washed the throws today what more do you want? bend over and i will tell ya Mmm that makes housework seem quite attractive" oh my a domesticated man....makes me sooooo horny | |||
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"Hey I've rearranged the lounge, hoovered up and washed the throws today what more do you want? bend over and i will tell ya Mmm that makes housework seem quite attractive oh my a domesticated man....makes me sooooo horny "should see me with my pinny on!!!! | |||
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