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D*unken Introductory Social

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Has anyone got a 'subtle' "Exit plan", should they be unfortunate enough to be presented with an obviously d*unken Fabber on the initial meet?

The emphasis is on the term 'subtle'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone was so d*unk I decided to leave I wouldn't feel the need for subtlety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone was so d*unk I decided to leave I wouldn't feel the need for subtlety "

me neither i would be out the door quicker then a rat up a drainpipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always use motorway services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the bar to get a round in and keep walking...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Don't you just have your partner's number ready in your phone so that it only takes one subtle press in your pocket to ring it, then they pretend it's the babysitter with an emergency?

That's what all our meets do

Mr ddc

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Don't you just have your partner's number ready in your phone so that it only takes one subtle press in your pocket to ring it, then they pretend it's the babysitter with an emergency?

That's what all our meets do

Mr ddc "

Brilliant lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"If someone was so d*unk I decided to leave I wouldn't feel the need for subtlety "

This

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I was merry, not d*unk. Wine for nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wasn't d*unk he was "the other out of it". He scared me. I literally just said....I'm sorry this is not for me and scarpered tout suite!

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I was merry, not d*unk. Wine for nerves "

One or even two for the nerves is expected. But I'm talking obviously d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was merry, not d*unk. Wine for nerves

One or even two for the nerves is expected. But I'm talking obviously d*unk."
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You said you wouldn't mention it!!

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I'm so humiliated with the indignity of it all.

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

There's Dutch courage, then there's anesthetized, I don't want to fuck a zombie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say "Whoa there cowboy, someone's had a bit too much grog haven't they" then go home.

Or, if they were so d*unk I thought they might vomit in their sleep and die, I would stay with them, maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone got a 'subtle' "Exit plan", should they be unfortunate enough to be presented with an obviously d*unken Fabber on the initial meet?

The emphasis is on the term 'subtle'"

This happened to me when I first joined Fabs.

I stayed for about 10 minutes watching him sway and dribble as he spoke, I then got up put my coat on and said "no thanks" and walked away.

Having a drink with a meet when you both arrive is fine, but to turn up d*unk is completely disrespectful in my opinion. So defiantly no reason to explain for your sharp exit

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By *heonix316 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Getting tipsy together is one thine, turning up hammered is another.

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Just no, just go.

TG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must just get my phone out the car , or car alarms going off brb

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd say "Whoa there cowboy, someone's had a bit too much grog haven't they" then go home.

Or, if they were so d*unk I thought they might vomit in their sleep and die, I would stay with them, maybe."

I would dial 999 and tell the ambulance service that the person was extremely d*unk and having difficulty breathing.

SS did this with someone in Nottingham who was so pissed that they collapsed into the gutter; the operator expected him to look after them, he pointed out that he was driving his car home and the guy had collapsed into the road.

TG

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