FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever been caught?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just have; dancing around like a fairy by my customer

Embarrassing moments when you've been caught folks.

Over to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

May I suggest having a listen to a guy called Stephen lynch. Song called caught me.... hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha"

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I suggest having a listen to a guy called Stephen lynch. Song called caught me.... hilarious!"

Lol. Not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this! "

Yep, me too. Also got caught by a housemate at uni when I stupidly had my music on loud (so didn't hear the front door) and forgot to close my door fully. He poked his head in to say hi and saw more of me than he ever wanted to

Still less awkward than being caught by mum!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There was the time I was caught stealing bottles of House of Commons wine during a works event.

That wine didn't taste so good :/

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this!

Still less awkward than being caught by mum!!"

Amateurs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've been caught fucking quite a few times but I think the worst was when I was a teenager and was having sex with a girl on my bedroom floor and my mum AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS came upstairs to have a look at the very rug we were screwing on.

Everyone was mortified *except* for my mum who twittered about as if nothing had happened.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, I was in the middle of a field with this chap and loads of people were watching. I had to walk all the way back to the pavilion and the match ended as a draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister walked in on me having a 3sum a few years ago, I forgot to lock the door so she just walked in as you do with family, couldn't find me so came upstairs to see where I was, I was on my bed with two guys, I could have died, as could she by the look in her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest fantasy of mine is to get caught by a complete stranger... any Ladies in Suffolk want to peep on me? (Skype for longer distance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I suggest having a listen to a guy called Stephen lynch. Song called caught me.... hilarious!"

Stephen Lynch is awesome! Saw him live when he tours the UK a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I suggest having a listen to a guy called Stephen lynch. Song called caught me.... hilarious!

Stephen Lynch is awesome! Saw him live when he tours the UK a few years ago

*toured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught today taking a nude selfie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to count!

When I was in college Marc and I were making a 1am run to the supermarket and I was in my pajamas dancing around to the music on the speakers and one of my professors saw me and thought I was crazy.

Another time, me and my dad were in a Super Kmart at 2am and we decided to try riding the tandem bike around the store since it was basically empty. We were messing around when we almost rode into a store clerk. He thought it was funny, but my mother, who saw the whole thing, wasn't laughing.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Got caught today taking a nude selfie!"

That's called flashing, dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son came home from college early one day and caught me at it with FWB, I was soooo embarrassed XXX

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Got caught having a wank a few times. Always asked same question "what are you doing"

for god's sake isn't it obvious lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I suggest having a listen to a guy called Stephen lynch. Song called caught me.... hilarious!"

I prefer the grandfather song myself

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But I have been caught many times I once got caught fucking on a canal lock... Caught dancing in a shop I worked in by a customer she was hot and it eventually ended with us playing about for a while... I get caught doing stupid stuff all the time if I'm honest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this! "

haha I made sure I was alone after that..and she made sure she knocked aswell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this!

Still less awkward than being caught by mum!!"

oh God yer..lost ir right there and then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've told this one before but for the ones who haven't heard it. I was once caught by an old man walkin his dog. I was on my knees suckin my boy friend off on a secluded path in the local park. The guy walkin past said "nice one son" to my boyfiriend. I just carryin on our of embarrasment. After that we used to go up to my house at lunchtime instead. Witch brought it's own story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My son came home from college early one day and caught me at it with FWB, I was soooo embarrassed XXX"

oh dear, I bet you pair dint no what to do lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I've told this one before but for the ones who haven't heard it. I was once caught by an old man walkin his dog. I was on my knees suckin my boy friend off on a secluded path in the local park. The guy walkin past said "nice one son" to my boyfiriend. I just carryin on our of embarrasment. After that we used to go up to my house at lunchtime instead. Witch brought it's own story.

xxx"

lol nice story. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked up in a carpark with the gf at the time, up to a bit of naughtiness.

Knock knock on the window and there is a police man, what are you up to then? He asks. I reply with isn't it obvious....her reply was oh hello dad!

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha"

Had to re-read that, for a moment I thought it said "over my mum"

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Parked up in a carpark with the gf at the time, up to a bit of naughtiness.

Knock knock on the window and there is a police man, what are you up to then? He asks. I reply with isn't it obvious....her reply was oh hello dad! "

Class!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to catch a couple at it while out on my bike and them not mind me hanging around and watching. There's always that hope I'll get asked to join in too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Had to re-read that, for a moment I thought it said "over my mum"

haha..noo that's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family used to just walk into my room so when I was younger my brother and mum came in while I was 'flicking the bean' think my brother might of caught me watching porn also.

My other brother walked in on me giving a bj to my boy friend.

Once married that did not change, my dad walked into the house me and hubby were making alot of noise up stairs, he was shouting hello up the stairs, had to stop but he must of herd since he was grinning when hubby got down.

Come to think of it. My family should of lernt to knock...

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Not caught as such ,

But sent a text to aWoman I was seeing saying what I wanted to do the next time we met etc etc !!!!!

Dad had just text me !!!

You can guess the rest !!

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By *ombikerbullMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I was with an ex in a park about 11pm at night with her bent over a bench a guy walked past with his dog I stopped stone dead mid stroke and for some unknown reason I thought it was a good idea to start whistling like it was a bright sunny spring afternoon and this was normal. not once did myself and this guy make eye contact thankfully.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Caught; yes

Arrested; no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. At it with my bf on his living room floor. By his dad

Who had gone out, we locked the door, so he came round and looked through the window!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught fucking quite a few times but I think the worst was when I was a teenager and was having sex with a girl on my bedroom floor and my mum AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS came upstairs to have a look at the very rug we were screwing on.

Everyone was mortified *except* for my mum who twittered about as if nothing had happened."

You and about 50 others this year posted this exact same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was waiting for my hubby to come home and had dressed in stockings, basque and heels as requested. The doorbell went and I presumed hubby was being lazy/playing a game so opened the door to find my father in law stood there. He looked me up and down, smiled and said "I'll leave you to it" . I nearly died! It was never spoken about again but I noticed he always aimed a kiss on my lips after that, not my cheek

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"I was waiting for my hubby to come home and had dressed in stockings, basque and heels as requested. The doorbell went and I presumed hubby was being lazy/playing a game so opened the door to find my father in law stood there. He looked me up and down, smiled and said "I'll leave you to it" . I nearly died! It was never spoken about again but I noticed he always aimed a kiss on my lips after that, not my cheek

If I was your neighbour I'd be over all the time having run out of sugar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got caught car dancing with the kids at the traffic lights and the guy beside me had his phone up when my son spotted him....hope it's not on bloody YouTube

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By *essThePirateWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"There was the time I was caught stealing bottles of House of Commons wine during a works event.

That wine didn't taste so good :/"

Yeah, it's plonk...but had to be dob

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By *essThePirateWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"My sister walked in on me having a 3sum a few years ago, I forgot to lock the door so she just walked in as you do with family, couldn't find me so came upstairs to see where I was, I was on my bed with two guys, I could have died, as could she by the look in her face "

Impressive.mmf at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been caught parked up with a old girlfriend before. Just finished and got back in the drivers seat and a wpc was walking back to her car lol.

Also been caught by the ex wife's mom walked in while we were banging away she just turned and walked away lol.

Got caught giving oral to the wife's sister too by my wife but that's another story.

Need to find quieter places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these made my chuckle..

I have been caught by a ex dad and brother..

His brother got fed up of the bed being noisy so come in to tell us to stop as he was trying to sleep...

So after that we turned his bed on its side and put mattress on the floor his dad then walked in looking for a mirror.. he just carried on as if he never seen anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been caught wanking by my mum years ago..we couldn't look at each other for days haha

Haha!

I've also been caught doing this! "

I dint no what say or do..well I need I couldn't carry on haha

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