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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never been involved with a sport thread before. Just wondered what it's like?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been involved with a sport thread before. Just wondered what it's like?

Discuss "

There not playing tonight? They played on monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never been involved with a sport thread before. Just wondered what it's like?

Discuss

There not playing tonight? They played on monday"

Bugger. This isn't going as I planned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok. So;

Is there a rule on how big the goal mans gloves can be?

Can they be like, massive? Goal sized even?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dizzy blond xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. So;

Is there a rule on how big the goal mans gloves can be?

Can they be like, massive? Goal sized even? "

I think if they where Kenny Everett size then they'd be sent off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dizzy blond xxx"

This is a serious question

I asked it in the pub the other day and they all just laughed really nervously. ie: loudly.

Do non of you football people know this stuff?

If it's no a rule I could be a professional football person and make lots of shoe money a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions."

But you just have got involved?

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Think it'll be 0-0 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

But you just have got involved?"

I knew they weren't playing tonight so looked to see what it was all about, I can't talk football, as I don't know who plays for who and wouldn't recognise a professional football player if he knocked at my front door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

But you just have got involved?

I knew they weren't playing tonight so looked to see what it was all about, I can't talk football, as I don't know who plays for who and wouldn't recognise a professional football player if he knocked at my front door."

Lets talk martial arts then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

But you just have got involved?

I knew they weren't playing tonight so looked to see what it was all about, I can't talk football, as I don't know who plays for who and wouldn't recognise a professional football player if he knocked at my front door."

So we're both taking part in out first sport related thread

It's sooo exciting. Claps hands and does a little jiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not taking part in a football thread sorry, as I said, have very little knowledge of the sport so can't really comment about games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

But you just have got involved?

I knew they weren't playing tonight so looked to see what it was all about, I can't talk football, as I don't know who plays for who and wouldn't recognise a professional football player if he knocked at my front door.

Lets talk martial arts then "

Happy to chat about martial arts but not on a football thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It helps if you know a little something about the subject, I don't follow the football as it's a total jawnfest for me so I never get involved with football related discussions.

But you just have got involved?

I knew they weren't playing tonight so looked to see what it was all about, I can't talk football, as I don't know who plays for who and wouldn't recognise a professional football player if he knocked at my front door.

Lets talk martial arts then

Happy to chat about martial arts but not on a football thread "

Well i think there will only be me and you on a martial arts thread so maybe leave it haha

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves? "

I´ve got this.

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

I´ve got this.

No."

Really?

So why don't they have absolutely mahoosive gloves then?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

I´ve got this.

No.

Really?

So why don't they have absolutely mahoosive gloves then? "

Because there´s some law that catches everything about ´spirit of the game´

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

I´ve got this.

No.

Really?

So why don't they have absolutely mahoosive gloves then? "

They wont be able to handle the ball properly or pick it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

I´ve got this.

No.

Really?

So why don't they have absolutely mahoosive gloves then?

They wont be able to handle the ball properly or pick it up"

Bit obvious i would of thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

I´ve got this.

No.

Really?

So why don't they have absolutely mahoosive gloves then?

Because there´s some law that catches everything about ´spirit of the game´"

Oh come on. Now you're getting silly. It's all about money and winning, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oversize gloves might make a useful barricade but it would make picking the ball up nigh on impossible, also potential contact with opposition players would lead to endless foul play and penalties, hence why it's never been done!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves? "

You wanna be fisted by a goalkeeper??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would be akin to basket ball players wearing platform sneakers to lift themselves beyond the oppositions reach! Sound in theory but the lack of mobility would be more than counterproductive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

You wanna be fisted by a goalkeeper?? "

Sounds like fun,every hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So come on boys;

Back to my question; is there a rule about goal man's gloves?

You wanna be fisted by a goalkeeper?? "

Holy shit where did that one come from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oversize gloves might make a useful barricade but it would make picking the ball up nigh on impossible, also potential contact with opposition players would lead to endless foul play and penalties, hence why it's never been done! "

There must be a balance between the two though?

Something really big. Perhaps like a net with a supporting frame? And small enough so he can pick the ball up too?

I can't believe this hasn't been explored in detail before.

You all spend so long discussing what positions you'd like to get into with your favourite players but never something ground breaking like this

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