FabSwingers.com forum: Under the influence.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone had the nerve to come on this forum whilst d*unk or drinking?

How long would it take for you to get banned?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Piss o' piss

*hic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have posted whilst enjoying a lovely grape flavoured drink once.

No ban but my spelling and gammar went to pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been here d*unk several times, spelling goes to the wall and I talk more shite than usual

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Surely people wouldnt do that would they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some regulars should be forced to drink before they post... and I strongly suspect some other posters are in-fact drip fed alcohol the whole time they are online....

But for me alcohol is an avenue of pleasure long closed off and shall remain that way....

Miserable fooker that I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More dangerous after 6 mugs of morning coffee than alcohol will ever be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely people wouldnt do that would they.

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no the naughty step is al lonely place.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh god I've come on here are a few vodkas not got banned yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More dangerous after 6 mugs of morning coffee than alcohol will ever be!

Wired like a halogen heater lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by some of the posts I've read over a long period then I reckon that "typing under the influence" is not uncommon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of an introvert but when I've had a few I can become jam packed with intense bravery. I really hate the feeling when I become sane again, I have to say, “did I really say that?” I've been in the Forums many times after a heavy session....it's not good!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I luv you...

You're my besht freind...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a bit of an introvert but when I've had a few I can become jam packed with intense bravery. I really hate the feeling when I become sane again, I have to say, “did I really say that?” I've been in the Forums many times after a heavy session....it's not good!!!

I love talking to women when they're d*unk. All of a sudden there barriers come crashing down.

I've got some juicy stuff from d*unken conversations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I luv you...

You're my besht freind..."

Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I luv you...

You're my besht freind...

Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.

*vomits noisily on Bottleman's shoes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I've come here when I've had one too many. I didn't get banned. I fall asleep before I can really embarrass myself. I think I get more ashamed of my whatsapp messages than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I luv you...

You're my besht freind...

Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.

*vomits noisily on Bottleman's shoes*"

Joe? You've got enough money for the bus then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I luv you...

You're my besht freind...

Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.

*vomits noisily on Bottleman's shoes*"

You're not being sick again DJ....I'm not cleaning up after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you obv weren't here when I was still drinking!

xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

you obv weren't here when I was still drinking!

xxx"

I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love talking to women when they're d*unk. All of a sudden there barriers come crashing down.

I've got some juicy stuff from d*unken conversations.

Juicy Stuff, well really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you obv weren't here when I was still drinking!

xxx

I remember

I think the mods had a permanent bancathbutton.

xxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Can I offer you a glass of vino? (hypothetically)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol

This is not going to get you banned.

This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol

This is not going to get you banned.

This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch. "

I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol

This is not going to get you banned.

This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch.

I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke

Poor bloke?

I bet he suscribes that event differently than you. I can't see him saying to his pals.

"Took a girl back to a hotel room, I thought my luck was in until she started to strip for me. A full striptease, pole dancing on the four poster bed?

what was that about? I could have just jumped out of the window. I just wanted a wank off her!

)

I think you'll be alright in his memories.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Who me never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been on loads of times when d*unk,and got the bans to prove it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking

I'm a lover not a fighter

Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol

This is not going to get you banned.

This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch.

I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke

Poor bloke?

I bet he suscribes that event differently than you. I can't see him saying to his pals.

"Took a girl back to a hotel room, I thought my luck was in until she started to strip for me. A full striptease, pole dancing on the four poster bed?

what was that about? I could have just jumped out of the window. I just wanted a wank off her!

)

I think you'll be alright in his memories.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iv been on loads of times when d*unk,and got the bans to prove it

Haha. Good man for owning up.

I think I could get banned.

I'm sure we all grit our teeth sometimes on here or hold back what we truly want to say. Booze makes the speak flow easy. A little too easy as well.

I'm sure did get a quick ban/naughty step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka

and fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking and Fab is encouraged isn't it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...

but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...

but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes

I was so tempted to not reply to this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drinking and Fab is encouraged isn't it?!

It is now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...

but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes

I was so tempted to not reply to this.

I didn't think you would be able to resist...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol

G x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...

but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes

I was so tempted to not reply to this.

I didn't think you would be able to resist...

You, see. I'm a white nightgown

i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol

G x"

So it can have a great effect. Who said there's little positivity on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol

G x

So it can have a great effect. Who said there's little positivity on here? "
I never said how it turned out!! (It didn't, it was like tumble in the end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...

but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes

I was so tempted to not reply to this.

I didn't think you would be able to resist...

You, see. I'm a white nightgown

i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.) "

don't carry on on my behalf, I wouldn't have been in the least bit offended...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On average it takes me around 35 minutes!!.

That's too get banned not get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On average it takes me around 35 minutes!!.

That's too get banned not get d*unk

Been on the naughty step?

Was it bad?

Did you learn from it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was so tempted to not reply to this.

I didn't think you would be able to resist...

You, see. I'm a white nightgown

i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.)

don't carry on on my behalf, I wouldn't have been in the least bit offended...

Ignore you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On average it takes me around 35 minutes!!.

That's too get banned not get d*unk

Been on the naughty step?

Was it bad?

Did you learn from it?

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Yes.

Err, not so bad I just went out and got more d*unk instead.

As you can see from above no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx

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I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.

So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx

I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.

So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal

I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx

I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.

So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal

I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx"
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I thought I was Genghis khan... Mongolian warlords don't do doctors

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I haven't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't "

Liar

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Fallen asleep on cam a wee bit worse for wear before. Don't think I've forum posted (yet!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fallen asleep on cam a wee bit worse for wear before. Don't think I've forum posted (yet!)

Ahaha I had a phone call one night when I was on can telling me to go to bed as I looked like I wasn't going to survive much longer

I can barely type when I'm d*unk so I think if I come in the forums when I was I'd just be ignored as it wouldn't make sense

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Fallen asleep on cam a wee bit worse for wear before. Don't think I've forum posted (yet!)

Ahaha I had a phone call one night when I was on can telling me to go to bed as I looked like I wasn't going to survive much longer

I can barely type when I'm d*unk so I think if I come in the forums when I was I'd just be ignored as it wouldn't make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have posted whilst enjoying a lovely grape flavoured drink once.

No ban but my spelling and gammar went to pot

My autocorrect speaks fluent pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months.

xxx

I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.

So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal

I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx.

I thought I was Genghis khan... Mongolian warlords don't do doctors

Now your just confussying me.

xxx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I haven't

Liar"

I don't drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't

Liar

I don't drink

Okay, I believe. I was just testing you!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I haven't

Liar

I don't drink

I don;t trust a man with no vices

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Who would do such a thing?

Not I

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Nowt wrong with having a few drinks at home then coming on fab for a natter

Might come out tripe but who cares

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted my 1st ever thread pissed & got popped on the step

Nowadays I tend to overly flirt & have to do a quick double check the morning after to see what the damage limitations are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it in the past, it wasn't until the following day that I got banned though. Hungover and grumpy isn't a good mix

Beard

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I think AfroMan once wrote a song about it......

I wasn't gonna log onto Fab

But I was high

I wasn't gonna post about anal prolapse

But I was high

Now I got no meets and I been blocked

And we all know why

Cos I got high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on cam a few times whilst d*unk

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