FabSwingers.com forum: Men are bloody lovely!

By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Even the munters?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Blessed are the munters, for they shall inherit the earth."

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Even the munters?"

You talkin' about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sure are! Which is why I can't even think about going with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They sure are! Which is why I can't even think about going with a woman "

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

glad to see someone appreciates men for a change

most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Males appreciation thread I like it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Men, and ladies, can be yummy. Or not. I prefer the yummy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Blessed are the munters, for they shall inherit the earth."

I always knew I'd be king of the world one day!

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

glad to see someone appreciates men for a change

most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here

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Send them all my way. I will appreciate them all!

(must not log onto Fab when horny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good with this opinion

thank thee very much op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are?

Well today is a good day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sense a trap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sense a trap..."

I'm not falling for this either. What's the catch Op?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

How very kind of you, you're not 'arf bad you're self

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are the best at spooning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh indeed they are...especially when all suited & booted with that naughty glint in their eye....or you know, naked & in my bed......either way...yum indeed... good shout OP

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

glad to see someone appreciates men for a change

most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here

Send them all my way. I will appreciate them all!

(must not log onto Fab when horny)"

horny did I here horny come here girl I will sort that out in a jiffy for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

What about those who were born lovely but through dedication, hard work and perseverance have become cunts?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Why thank you all look gorgeous and yum too.

And I also love to spoon up to a cold bottom until its rosie and warm yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Blessed are the munters, for they shall inherit the earth."

Blessed are the mingers as they will have their day

But on FAB mingers are cool so some say

Blessed are those given less than nine inches

As they still post pictures with out any flinches

Blessed are those who seek out a couple the holy grail

As in their search thou shallt not fail

Blessed are those in the forums that do post

As for their opinions they are sometimes toast

Blessed are those who send a message with no text speak

As their words will to some read as Greek

Blessed are those who are kind and polite

As we all feel for you in your plight

Blessed are the single men of Fab

As life is truly no all that bad!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

What about those who were born lovely but through dedication, hard work and perseverance have become cunts?"

A cunt will always be a Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lover of men here too.

Yum yum.

Eat you all up and lick up any mess

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Woop woop, big up all rhe lovely men on here with there dangley bits hehe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them

Have a wank then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes they are.

Sometimes they can be cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them

You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I'd like to think I'm one of the nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

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But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if served with garlic.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?"

I don't get that?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them

You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors?"

Had to find an alternative for the real oak floors in the local pub. The splinters were murder

Bought a wheelbarrow to carry them round in

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!"

It stands for cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I love their dangly bits.

Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.

Yay for men

What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really

Sky remote? Is that not the standard unit of measure?

'Yes officer he was about 15 remotes tall..'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!"

C U Next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, I'm not a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

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So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me

Muggy cunt is that better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A cunt will always be a Cunt

Possibly so, but wouldn't you sooner have a professional cunt over a cheap everyday cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're the bane of human life one could say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's why all my Tues meets were no shows.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things?"

No shit really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me

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That's a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things?

No shit!

No shit really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men all the way love mens dangley bits specially my blokes id play with him all day if i could ,He means everything to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They sure are! Which is why I can't even think about going with a woman

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

Definitely don't want to try it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me

Muggy cunt is that better

I'll be sending you a dry cleaning bill at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're the bane of human life one could say."
or a Bairn of human life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my five pounds.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors?

Had to find an alternative for the real oak floors in the local pub. The splinters were murder

Bought a wheelbarrow to carry them round in

You're just talkin' bollocks now ain't ya

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.

I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.

I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.

Sexist that's what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.

I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.

Sexist that's what I meant

lololol I think you do want to be the sexiest here lololol

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face."

Shove over and let me have a go with some of them? Don't hog all the men.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

men are gorgeous and women are lush,

beautiful people are just beautiful people and that has nothing to do with which gender suit they wear, imo x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men are gorgeous and women are lush,

beautiful people are just beautiful people and that has nothing to do with which gender suit they wear, imo x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim

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Deliciously so if I may say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.

Shove over and let me have a go with some of them? Don't hog all the men."

My front bottom isn't that big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men? Some are... Met some right tools too mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

Your not so bad yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face."

I'm definitely not lovely

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over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.

I'm definitely not lovely

Next in line then!

Do you mind a furry fanny?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here

Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.

I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.

Sexist that's what I meant

lololol I think you do want to be the sexiest here lololol"

Lol god no too much hard work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are the best at spooning! "

Spooning leads to forking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all."

You look quite delicious and yummy yourself OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This makes a nice change from the all men are A holes threads on here every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And delicious and just yum.

That is all.

There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.

I'm definitely not lovely

Next in line then!

Do you mind a furry fanny?"

I'm all for fanny however it is presented.

In fact, fanny is lovely

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"All men? Some are... Met some right tools too mind

size queen are you

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".

ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are the best at spooning!

Spooning leads to forking. "

As long as it doesn't lead to kniving it's all good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men? Some are... Met some right tools too mind

size queen are you

Oh yes... Always take my sky remote with me, wherever i go, just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are the best at spooning!

Spooning leads to forking. "

Yes. Yes it does.

*insert creepy face*

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"All men? Some are... Met some right tools too mind

size queen are you

Oh yes... Always take my sky remote with me, wherever i go, just in case!

that's a good idea because if your bored and can't feel a thing you can always turn the telly over to sometime more entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".

ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me

"Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.”

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".

ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me

"Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.”"

oh yes and the more you give the more you will receive

its a merry go round that can last for hours upon hours in the right company

if you play partner has the stamina for such fun that is

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful

But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?

I don't get that?!

It stands for cunt

Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim

Deliciously so if I may say?"

Why thankyou!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lovely

give amazing back tickles and a good spoon haha need to remind myself why I'm here haha

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