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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never such a thing as a 'free lunch '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get them desert too. I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa "

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"

Should have said on Tuesday pm me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"

Breakfast

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd get them desert too. I win. "

Is drink included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish supper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Breakfast

Waffles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win. "

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

Is drink included? "

A bottle to share over lunch is quite civilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win. "

Tart...

I mean I hope it's tart for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fish supper?

Battered sausage

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me"

(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)

What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?

Mr ddc

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Swordfish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me"

Is it Monday in Berkshire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me

(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)

What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?

Mr ddc"

Yes, your absolutely correct

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Breakfast

Waffles?

Anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose? "

I do enjoy a banana split...with extra nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Breakfast

Waffles?

Anything

Never say "anything" to Pauly... that's like dancing blindfolded on the edge of a volcano during an earthquake.... my mind... I cannot help it... it whispers.....IT WHISPERS!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd get them desert too. I win.

Is drink included?

A bottle to share over lunch is quite civilised

I like civilised, in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose? "

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me

(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)

What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?

Mr ddc

Yes, your absolutely correct

Thank you.

I'm 94 you know. Have I had my medicine yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian. "

more like the Gobi if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Breakfast

Waffles?

I'm waffly versatile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

more like the Gobi if you ask me

Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian. "

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable! "

Stupid, more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me

(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)

What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?

Mr ddc

Yes, your absolutely correct

Thank you.

I'm 94 you know. Have I had my medicine yet?

you're most welcome

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like."

No desert for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Should have said on Tuesday pm me

(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)

What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?

Mr ddc"

Feels like a Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

That's a bit Harsh TT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

Such dry humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella I'll get you desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

more like the Gobi if you ask me

Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft."

If the cap fits... thank your gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

Such dry humour"

You want it wetter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella I'll get you desert

Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?

Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

more like the Gobi if you ask me

Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft.

If the cap fits... thank your gynaecologist "

Awful joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

Such dry humour

You want it wetter?

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

Such dry humour

You want it wetter?

Filth."

... You know that it's a genuine offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella I'll get you desert

Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?

Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?

Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

Tea is what I've just eaten!

Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

I am so not winning on the forums today.... okay "supper".... #pauly90losesagain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

Tea is what I've just eaten!

Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed

Breakfast, lunch, dinner / supper, bed.

Dinner @ lunchtime what's that all about

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

Tea is what I've just eaten!

Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed

Bed?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

Tea is what I've just eaten!

Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed

Breakfast, lunch, dinner / supper, bed.

Dinner @ lunchtime what's that all about

Breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner; supper...right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

It's dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get them desert too. I win.

With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!

What desert would you choose?

The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.

Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!

Stupid, more like.

No desert for you

Such dry humour

You want it wetter?

Filth.

... You know that it's a genuine offer

I'm sure someone will take you up on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella I'll get you desert

Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?

Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?

Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there

Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)

you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hand fed or bowl fed ? purrrrr

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu."

Good call. Although I am very scared by the snail porridge.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa "

With that cock I'm not interested in lunch

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu."

I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.

Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn

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over a year ago

"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.

I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.

Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn

Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.

I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.

Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn

Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass

We're probably neighbours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.

I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.

Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn

Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass

We're probably neighbours!!

Maybe as I grew up, I'm central London now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

It's dinner

"Tea a drink with jam & bread"....

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over a year ago

"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa

Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?

Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35

Tea is a drink

It's dinner

"Tea a drink with jam & bread"....

Far; a long long way to run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella I'll get you desert

Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?

Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?

Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there

Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)

you

either would have worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella I'll get you desert

Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?

Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?

Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there

Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)

you

either would have worked

I'm genuinely charmed.

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