FabSwingers.com forum: Ok heres a laugh

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I wasnt going to tell you but i will. Think there is a need for some light relief.

Ive got a burnt hairy fanny.

I like a little bit of fluff on my bits so only do it once a week. Last night jay and i where going out so at tea time i decided to have a pampering session. Had done everything you do before you get in the bath. I dont as yet have a proper shower just a hose on the taps.

Id face packed shaved and done everything and left my lady bits till last. Got the big mirror, stuck one foot on the loo seat and squirted from back to front well ive never moved so fast in all my life. I lept from the window into the bath cold tap on and shower hose on my lady bits all in one movement. The pain. Oh forgot to say jay had popped out. Jay comes back and i was screaming. Anyway, when the burning went its not my lady bits ive burnt but the top of both legs. Looks like third degree burns. Im ok to shag ive practiced but i cant meet anyone until the burns have healed up not an attractive look is sudecream and burns.

It was the stuff i usually use so goodness knows whether they have changed the ingrediants in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get the same prob can use it no more

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"i get the same prob can use it no more

was it the new veet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think so even my legs sting to

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Err I think Shaz had the same problem today.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"think so even my legs sting to

Well the funny thing is i used the veet cream on my arms and legs and they where fine, not going to even attempt to try the spray on anything again

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Blimey thats 2 people in 2 days with that spray on stuff

Im not letting that get near my bits

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Err I think Shaz had the same problem today."

Really!!!!!!! Seems more than a coincidence three people having the same problem

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

ffs diamonds,how many times have you been told.

don't do these things,until your carer is there,tut tut tut.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

cant use veet anymore.

so got FSM to buy me a very expensive epilator.

just not quiet brave enough to use the epilator on my lady bits just yet

lol but have done me armpits etc.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

runs to bathroom to throw out the spray on i just bought

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

...where there's a pain there's a claim...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Err I think Shaz had the same problem today.

Really!!!!!!! Seems more than a coincidence three people having the same problem"

It isn't getting anywhere near my bits thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad I'm not the only 1 it happens too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter used the new veet on her underarms and had the same problem .it really burnt her skin ...i guess maybe veet has some explaining to do ...

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