FabSwingers.com forum: Sarcastic replies to messages

By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

I do it all the time, funny how most dont reply lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Occasionally.

Before I put pics on my profile, I sometimes had guys messaging me, saying how hot my pics were...

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

God yes I really have to bite my tongue but sometimes I think fuck it and let the fuckwits have it.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Occasionally.

Before I put pics on my profile, I sometimes had guys messaging me, saying how hot my pics were..."

Maybe they were clairvoyants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

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i dont get tempted.. sometimes I do... the ones that go on about they love the profile.. when the fact is its plainly obvious they havent read it.. so I reply things like.. glad you loved it... but did you actually read it etc although that's a tame reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once, after a late night message. It ended with us having a funny conversation.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Occasionally.

Before I put pics on my profile, I sometimes had guys messaging me, saying how hot my pics were...

Maybe they were clairvoyants"

Ha!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

No. Not anymore.

I learnt that on the sister-site: that's the best way to pick up an aggressive stalker.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have also frequently answered No thanks to the fancy a fuck messages. Sometimes you get the funniest of replies from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

No. Not anymore.

I learnt that on the sister-site: that's the best way to pick up an aggressive stalker.

Mr ddc"
what's the sister site??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I do it occasionally when I'm feeling a bit sassy

I had a message saying they wanted ns no holes barred sex so I replied 'and?'

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

On the odd occasion I may,well you have to don't you

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

I used to ask when they read my profile and discounted everything I asked for, could they let me know why they thought they were the exception to the rule?

Turns out they hadn't read my profile...quelle surprise!

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

A guy asked if I'd ever done a certain thing (as a first message).

I replied "Yes"

He got all excited and explained it was a huge fantasy.

My reply "Ok".

He then asked if I'd do it with him.

"No".

Bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

How is no a sarcastic reply?he asked a question,you answered.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

No. Not anymore.

I learnt that on the sister-site: that's the best way to pick up an aggressive stalker.

Mr ddc

what's the sister site??"

I'm not sure we're allowed to mention it, but I always imagine Pooch has gone there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when you get a shit message. You reply with sarcasm. They then reply with double sarcasm. You chuckle to yourself and reply with sarcasm with bells on. THEN....they reply AGAIN.

It's then you know you have met someone you could shag.

Then they send you a face pic and it's either game over or game on!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Well the only first messages I get of that nature are from guys, so they do get a 'no' from me. I'm not rude about it, but there's no point in pussy footing around.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like it when you get a shit message. You reply with sarcasm. They then reply with double sarcasm. You chuckle to yourself and reply with sarcasm with bells on. THEN....they reply AGAIN.

It's then you know you have met someone you could shag.

Then they send you a face pic and it's either game over or game on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we get a "fancy a fuck" message I tend to just reply "yeah sure but you don't mind if we don't mention it to Mrs Mids do you as she's at work at the moment" it's funny how quickly they dissappear, but it can be awkward when you get a "where and when" reply back lol.

Mr Mids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's not something we do, haven't got the inclination or time to waste. Wouldn't want to antagonise people who are unstable to begin with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we get a "fancy a fuck" message I tend to just reply "yeah sure but you don't mind if we don't mention it to Mrs Mids do you as she's at work at the moment" it's funny how quickly they dissappear, but it can be awkward when you get a "where and when" reply back lol.

Mr Mids "
hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does amuse to reply sarcastically especially for those who forget both of us read the messages. The "I would love to fuck you" type messages I have the most fun with!

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

On occasion, yes, but as others have suggested you don't want to irritate the weirdos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my mother always said to me ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. I don't see what's wrong with giving what your getting. If someone asks me a personal question but they don't know me I'm not obliged to give them a straight answer. Maybe I'm missing something or maybe I'm too ballsy for my own good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

I have done this, replied "No"

XXX

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sarcastic replies..

All my messages are sarcastic, I just can't help myself..

On a plus side, I don't get swamped with loads of unwanted messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it all the time, if we get the fancy a fuck ones I just reply with "you're really not my type, Ill ask the missus but I dont think she does either!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, my responses to one liners and similar is a bit like having Tourettes. I can't stop it coming out, I just type on autopilot. Sometimes sarcastic, sometimes a little caustic, and other times just deleted.

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

You could always go for.

After carefully considering your most generous offer for a nano second I must relectantly refuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the 'can I ask you anything?' Messages 'No you bloody can't! Try googling it' lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always try and put some effort into 1st messages,read there profile and compile a message from there,

I haven't the distaste to ask for a fuck on 1st messaging,i think that is de grading to the female,besides where have all the true gentlemen gone??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I hate the 'can I ask you anything?' Messages 'No you bloody can't! Try googling it' lol. "

Oh I enjoy those if I am bored

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes, for my sins I do. When someone messages telling me they 'have never been with a black/asian girl (it's interchangeable), I do quite often reply with a 'that's a shame, I have' type of message. I do try and resist the urge but racial fetishizing brings out the bitch in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

It should a moral obligation to supply sarcasm; No, a legal requirement, especially in these forums with single blokes asking stupid questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if some do it if a woman sends it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A question in a forum that starts with " Ladies, do you.." deserves all the sarcasm that will be thrown at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

Its just you!

(I sometimes use them to vent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

My standard reply is "Eh....... No.

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

I can't see a problem with it, I rather like sarky comments, it shows wit and intelligence which are characters I like (not that I ever send shitty silly one question messages)

The only thing does it encourage the fucktards to respond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

That isn't sarcastic, that is direct lol

Sarcastic would be "Sure that is the best offer I have ever had in my life when can you come over hot stuff?" Or similar, which I do often lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't see a problem with it, I rather like sarky comments, it shows wit and intelligence which are characters I like (not that I ever send shitty silly one question messages)

The only thing does it encourage the fucktards to respond?

X "

yeah it does, but i've had some nice conversations from it so it's all good.

mostly i just don't bother responding to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

Yes I have done in the past ....it's normally to the ridicous ones ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the 'can I ask you anything?' Messages 'No you bloody can't! Try googling it' lol.

Oh I enjoy those if I am bored

Don't lie. You're never bored on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood... It can range from can't actually be arsed so simply block them to wondering how I've managed to get through life without their 3 lines/words of chat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

Yes i do sometimes you just got to bite back ..so many dont read profiles aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm on a roll in the forums now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have responded like that to many messages, depends on the mood I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, if I'm bored, I'll treat a crap message with the disdainful reply it deserves.If they continue in the same vein, they're obviously pretty thick and/or thick skinned and I wouldn't want to meet them anyway.

In some peoples eyes this probably makes me a timewaster(*) but in my defence, they started it, I didn't message them!

* other abusive nouns are available

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I enjoy the feeling of doing it in my imagination as they get blocked. I've very occasionally done it but often it goes over their heads and they respond with more of the same.

Blank profiles, no pics - 'Fancy a fuck?' why would we even bother to consider someone who's unidentifiable!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

that's why i have my filters on..asking for sarcasm doesn't do it for me and genuine people dont get the best of me when ive spent an hour dealing with it...id rather have a decent conversation with someone i know..rather than crappy small talk banter, that wont lead anywhere

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

As if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

Love tellin blokes that are clearly directing the msg to mrs that they are speaking to a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

No. Not anymore.

I learnt that on the sister-site: that's the best way to pick up an aggressive stalker.

Mr ddc"

Love your pics DDC, very original, and amusing too, kudos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

All the time

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

All the time, I personally believe the sender expects to get one in return. Usually when the message is 1 line and involves them wantin to ram something somewhere, it goes without saying that the answer is going to be sarcastic, maybe followed by a block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the only first messages I get of that nature are from guys, so they do get a 'no' from me. I'm not rude about it, but there's no point in pussy footing around."

Pussy footing. Lol

That's taking it a bit far!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does anyone ever read their messages in a funny voice to amuse themselves?

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"does anyone ever read their messages in a funny voice to amuse themselves?"

No but I'm going to! That's genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yes I really have to bite my tongue but sometimes I think fuck it and let the fuckwits have it. "

I'm with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone ever read their messages in a funny voice to amuse themselves?

No but I'm going to! That's genius.

it is funny.

i got one with hey sexy lady so of course i read it to the theme of gangham style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done but it doesn't achieve anything so I now really trey & hold my virtual tongue.

In practice all it does is contribute to the viscous circle of fab messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say it in my head but many times I would love to write it ha ha

Kinky

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

Yes if they've not read my profile or they've made zero effort then il usually ignore or be sarcastic. Depends on my mood. X

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

Sometimes.

Name on my profile text Jan

Hi Jen how are you?

I'm sorry I don't know how Jen .. maybe message her directly ?!

No profile no pics but a message of basically I'm amazing wanna fuck .. you busy..

Ermm think I'll pass thanks

Washing my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sarcastic by nature . I can't help myself sometimes.. I get my other half to reply sometimes. He's better at it than me! Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

I only actually do it once in a blue moon. But yes, I think it. The more outlandish the message claim, the more sarcastic I become.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I hate the 'can I ask you anything?' Messages 'No you bloody can't! Try googling it' lol.

Oh I enjoy those if I am bored

Don't lie. You're never bored on here!

You would be correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come back to the offensive site miss honey, Im waiting for my cake!!

Unless you find that offensive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sarcastic by nature . I can't help myself sometimes.. I get my other half to reply sometimes. He's better at it than me! Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! "

Question,

Can you juggle with fish?

Answer,

Only on a Tuesday

Does that quality??

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Yep I give sarcastic replies to messages when I'm in bitch mode.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Fancy a fuck?

No, we only feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie is such a nice person she couldn't be nasty in anyway

But I do sometimes get to the messages first..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

I really do feel for the ladies on here if they do genuinely get random 1st messages saying 'fancy a f@ck'shows a lot about the sort of people here.

I do also feel despondent if i compliment someone on their profile or pictures only to have them not even bother to reply just say 'Thank You'.

Manners cost nothing nor does a message on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what they have put, if they have made an effort then I'm nice but sometimes sarcastic depending on the content & if their profile sounds like they have a sense of humour too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only do it if they ask the dumbest of questions which, if they had of read my profile in the first place, the answer was there.

Beautiful one yesterday..

' hey Chic, hope you are ready for a big cocked cream pie'

My reply..

'hey, i hope you are ready for me bending you over for an anal fisting'

No reply..Awwwww

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

It really does amaze me when guys send lazy arsed messages like that, do they actually think they'll get positive responses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

It really does amaze me when guys send lazy arsed messages like that, do they actually think they'll get positive responses? "

I think the likelihood is that they are playing the odds.. Send to dozens, and hoping for 1 bite

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Come back to the offensive site miss honey, Im waiting for my cake!!

Unless you find that offensive!!

Depends which flavour

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"I think the likelihood is that they are playing the odds.. Send to dozens, and hoping for 1 bite

Yep and I bet the likelihood its a bite from a bloke whos pretending to be a woman

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I haven't read all replies but ....... anyone who loses it and replies rudely or sarcastically has less about them than the original messenger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come back to the offensive site miss honey, Im waiting for my cake!!

Unless you find that offensive!!

Depends which flavour

Chocolate please, im on a healthy eating diet at the moment!!!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

If I'm bored and in a silly mood, they get the full force of my sarcasm. It's a fun game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a voice mail left, obviously by mistake, by a d*unken woman telling me i want keep keep you locked up as a slave and only brought out to be used and abused

So i dialled her number back and..

D*unken woman,

Helllo?

Me,

Thank you for calling British Gas,please dial one for accounts,

Two for sales.

Three to report a smell of gas....

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

i always say whats on my mind and my sense of humor is quite a sarcastic so i dont get many meets nowadays tho ive cant really be arsed with it atm anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same woman left another message,

Get over here now, you pathetic worm,and eat my pussy out

I replied,

Im sorry but I'm a vegan,is there a vegetarian option on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

All the time, if I'm in the mood and their message is something along the lines of fancy a fuck right now then I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thirdly voicemail.

Surely you don't expect me to put up with that attitude!

Me,

Yes, i do,....

and don't call me (think you all know the reference!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we get a message that's aimed specifically at Redhead then I often mess around with them. I even put it in the profile so clearly they don't read it!

The latest one I had him going on for a whole day before I intimated that it was myself and not Redhead that he'd been flirting with

Is that cruel?

Beard

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I like it when you get a shit message. You reply with sarcasm. They then reply with double sarcasm. You chuckle to yourself and reply with sarcasm with bells on. THEN....they reply AGAIN.

It's then you know you have met someone you could shag.

Then they send you a face pic and it's either game over or game on!

This

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If I'm bored and in a silly mood, they get the full force of my sarcasm. It's a fun game."

That's what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm bored and in a silly mood, they get the full force of my sarcasm. It's a fun game.

That's what I do

But still no cake!!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If I'm bored and in a silly mood, they get the full force of my sarcasm. It's a fun game.

That's what I do

But still no cake!!!!!

It's on the way

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like the guys who say they need to see my face pic first.

They seem to think I'll be desperate and crack.

As if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News from the shires,

Oofer Cringe, England's most flatulent man,has retired after fifty years in the same job in a cricket bat factory

He plans to publish an autobiography later in the year entitled

"The Wind in the Willows "!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you get tempted to give sarcastic replies to first messages?

Like when some random guy with a virtually non existent profile says fancy a fuck, I really just want to reply no.

Is it just me, or do other people do this?

No comment

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"If we get a message that's aimed specifically at Redhead then I often mess around with them. I even put it in the profile so clearly they don't read it!

The latest one I had him going on for a whole day before I intimated that it was myself and not Redhead that he'd been flirting with

Is that cruel?

Beard"

Deserved nothing less for not reading your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allllll the time in work or when somebody tries getting jiggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never resist telling people that, no, I'm not discreet and that I have a big neon sign above my front door saying 'dirty tranny gangbang slut lives here'. Half the time they realise the sarcasm too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been known a time or two lol

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"I can never resist telling people that, no, I'm not discreet and that I have a big neon sign above my front door saying 'dirty tranny gangbang slut lives here'. Half the time they realise the sarcasm too."

But are you tempted to have a sign? I think it would look good in pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But are you tempted to have a sign? I think it would look good in pink."

Perhaps, so I can turn it on when guys leave as soon as they've cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been inadvertently sarcastic apparently. A young lady presupposed that I would like to "f*** her phat ass". I thought that was an Americanism for 'fat'. So I replied that I thought she had a lovely bottom and that it wasn't fat at all. Her next message enquired as to whether I "was taking the f***ing piss".

We didn't arrange to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching a thread on one of the forums a couple of weeks ago and someone left a sarcastic comment and another guy rook offense. They were 2 really intense keyboard warriors and things where strating to get heated to the point one guy said I want to meet up with you and show you what a real man is.

I thought to myself he's a rum fucker and must be able to handle himself. Especially threatening a guy until the next message on the thread was hahaha a real man. I had to have a look being a nosey bastard. I had a look at this rum fucker profile, the real man, his only pic is him stood their with his basque, suspenders and G-string on. I laughed that much I almost cracked a rib

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

That's brilliant

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"That's brilliant

Poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have responded to wanna fuck messages with wanna fuck off so no op it's not just you

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I now reply to the wanna fuk messages with "sure, we'll be at chams on Saturday, come and play".

This has never failed to lead to a "I don't do clubs I'm a private kind of guy" ..... or similar.

Shrug. You had your chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I now reply to the wanna fuk messages with "sure, we'll be at chams on Saturday, come and play".

This has never failed to lead to a "I don't do clubs I'm a private kind of guy" ..... or similar.

Shrug. You had your chance

That's a great answer.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

If someone says they love my profile, i sound like just what they are looking for, I always ask which bit of what I have written they like most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone says they love my profile, i sound like just what they are looking for, I always ask which bit of what I have written they like most

I like this one. Its working great so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very often get msgd by 19-22 yr olds asking if I want some fun. My reply - 'yeah, send your dad over'.

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By *ureTemptation OP Woman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"I now reply to the wanna fuk messages with "sure, we'll be at chams on Saturday, come and play".

This has never failed to lead to a "I don't do clubs I'm a private kind of guy" ..... or similar.

Shrug. You had your chance

Like this.

I had a random guy message asking for "meet now"? I checked his profile, he was north Scotland, and I was SW Wales.

So I said, yeah Costa in 15 mins.

He then asked which Costa and I told him my local one. He seemed a little annoyed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have responded to wanna fuck messages with wanna fuck off so no op it's not just you

Delivered with aplomb

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