FabSwingers.com forum: 50 things you really should do when you live alone.

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

In random order :

1. Replace the toilet roll shortly after using the last piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile all the pillows around you and sleep in the middle of the bed. That is when little ones not in there keeping me company.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

In random order :

1. Replace the toilet roll shortly after using the last piece."

2) wander around in just ya underwear... lol

3) not scream at the TV because they really can't hear you!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no need to blame the dog when you fart

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 06/05/11 14:49:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a huge amount of mess and leave it till the next day and shout at yourself for making a huge amount of mess the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite naked cleaning and ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a wank when you like

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Use the toilet with your door open

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*coughs*

What do you mean 'should'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay out all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my friends round when i want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out and find yourself a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do what i want with who i want as many times as i want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wear really hideous looking (but mega comfy) pj's to bed when its cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ow have some FAB peeps round for some fun.....Yessss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive a car as it should be driven, without that irritating rattle in the back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a pizza cutter!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Get yourself certified so you dont go mad alone

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

learn to use the combi oven so the readymade meal pots don't melt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"learn to use the combi oven so the readymade meal pots don't melt

ha ha that happened to me and a honeypot lol in the microwave and ive lost a cathedral lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember where you have put the tv remote control x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"learn to use the combi oven so the readymade meal pots don't melt

ha ha that happened to me and a honeypot lol in the microwave and ive lost a cathedral lol"

Happens to me far to regularly, I really must write down the settings rather than try and remember them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not having to watch cbbies all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Workout naked! You don't overheat for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat soup out of a saucepan.

Lick a plate clean.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Eat Pot Noddle and a whole cheesecake without feeling guilty about letting someone else have a piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoy the silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... May one say "How very gentile..." tipping ones soup into a saucepan...

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

When your dog watches something you cannot see walking across the room; when you are in bed, and can hear banging, crashing and someone running about downstairs, but when you investigate, nothing is out of place, only for it to start up again, the moment you get back into bed; when you put something down, go back for it 5 minutes later and it is gone, only to reappear suddenly a month later, falling onto the floor in front of you; when your visiting toddler niece asks you who the old lady with grey hair is - well, then, why not sit there on your own and watch "The Entity" one night? Go on, I dare you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use the toilet with your door open"

Do this all the time, and one day im gonna forget when i have visitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

join a swinging web site. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ticked that box

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

All of the above, and yeah it's great lol - I loves being single

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not watch any soaps. End of.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 07/05/11 04:34:47]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Obviously not the "end of" but it means a lot to my non existent imaginary cupboard friends. They are due out on Sunday and are very friendly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not have to watch those ridiculous soaps!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch as much porn as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not have to watch those ridiculous soaps!!!"
totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on cam in the chat rooms and enjoy yourself!

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