FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you laugh in porn

By *layboi69 OP Man
over a year ago

alfreton

Mines gota be 2 women with a strap on the one recieving oral why do they make the face like they can feel every bit of it

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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

The old Germany ones with the guy dressed as a plumber telling the lady ich ein big dickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits doing the windmill.

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By *layboi69 OP Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"tits doing the windmill.

Looool that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping there huge heels on and nearly poking each other in the eye!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they tell a joke, or the outtakes. People watch outtakes, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizarre birthday party. One adult baby and a clown fucking a midget

http://pt.m.xhamster.com/movies/1120064/the_clown_the_midget_and_the_big_baby.html

Tell me that isn't fucking hilarious

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Keeping there huge heels on and nearly poking each other in the eye!!

You've got to add an element of danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scenes where the chick gets the guys cock out, and acts all surprised at how big it is.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

We watched one 'Anal Destruction'... couldn't help laughing when the actress said to a couple of guys in a sultry voice, 'oooh yeah - come and destruct my ass'

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By *layboi69 OP Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"We watched one 'Anal Destruction'... couldn't help laughing when the actress said to a couple of guys in a sultry voice, 'oooh yeah - come and destruct my ass'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find myself looking at the background too lol

Horrible curtains or pictures

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

I love the one where the guy cums but the camera man gets it in the face instead of the woman.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Broken fridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or...

The way the chick just sits there while some random bloke feels her up ...yip that happens loads in real life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always find myself looking at the background too lol

Horrible curtains or pictures

I do this too!! I always look at the lamps and other bits and wonder who their interior designer was?! ??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Custard pie fights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The terrible acting before the sex happens.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I did once watch a vid where there was a pretty American GI being interrogated by a dastardly SS officer with predictable consequences...

But the conceit of it!!!

Have a Nazi-tinged fuck and then once we're done back to fighting a war?

Bizarre.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Wallpaper paste dribbling out in creampie films. Gives a whole new meaning to stuck up cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bizarre birthday party. One adult baby and a clown fucking a midget

http://pt.m.xhamster.com/movies/1120064/the_clown_the_midget_and_the_big_baby.html

Tell me that isn't fucking hilarious "

added to favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it funny when people think faketaxi type scenes are real, not staged.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

'Described porn'

What? For blind people?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I notice when they've positioned themselves so poorly that they've obliterated a clear view of the penetration, after they've clumsily shuffled about. Cue a reshuffle as they're hastily redirected to move again- or it's cut and they've suddenly shifted.

Or when the stars eyes look at someone off-set, ie the director,seeking some guidance, as if clueless.

People who've turned up at job interviews, presumably as they're 'professional' job hunting but strip down and shag at the drop of a hat.

I often worry about all manner of health and safety issues in them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the ridiculous faces that some of them pull!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The terrible acting before the sex happens. "

and the terrible acting while the sex is happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the ridiculous faces that some of them pull!

some ??...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Dancing bear videos when the stripper goes up to a woman and she gives him that

"Touch me with that and I will tear it off" look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Described porn'

What? For blind people?"

Exactly that,I watched some with a meet recently n we had a good laugh listening to the describing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing bear videos when the stripper goes up to a woman and she gives him that

"Touch me with that and I will tear it off" look

Never noticed that, will have to keep an eye out, sounds priceless.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"The terrible acting before the sex happens.

and the terrible acting while the sex is happening

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Story of my life.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i laugh at the ooooooo s and ahhhhhs turn sound of and make own commentry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman sucking on a dildo. Why?

If she's that hungry throw her a sandwich.

Boob jobs that don't move!

Fat hairy men getting in the way.

A women that look to dumb to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman sucking on a dildo. Why?

If she's that hungry throw her a sandwich.

Boob jobs that don't move!

Fat hairy men getting in the way.

A women that look to dumb to talk."

Oh yes, women sucking on dildo, pretty damn stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman sucking on a dildo. Why?

If she's that hungry throw her a sandwich.

Boob jobs that don't move!

Fat hairy men getting in the way.

A women that look to dumb to talk.

Oh yes, women sucking on dildo, pretty damn stupid "

The woman who's wearing the strap on making noises like she's actually getting a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they tell a joke, or the outtakes. People watch outtakes, right? "
were do u find porn outtakes from.

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By *heekyScouse1980Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Or the ones where the woman looks bored out of their head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The scenes where the chick gets the guys cock out, and acts all surprised at how big it is. "
i was gonna say that. It shouldnt be a surprise as its probably the tenth time that guy has fucked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprise creampie".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the moaning doesn't fit the action, she's not enjoying it

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So why do we watch all this crap,porn then

Bores the shite out of me

Prefer the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The talking is awful "would you like 2cocks in your pussy" in very normal voice, in real life the bloke would have an excited tone. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why do we watch all this crap,porn then

Bores the shite out of me

Prefer the real thing

Xx"

My FWB watches it to get ideas, I know when he has coz he tries funny stuff XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dubbed moaning. Especially when you can clearly see the woman is not moaning at that moment!

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

That woman who pretended to give birth to a plastic doll and an old man fanny doctor pissing on a womans fanny.

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By *_89Man
over a year ago

Here and there

"The terrible acting before the sex happens.

and the terrible acting while the sex is happening

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^^^ This!

Also, the serendipitous moment when the milkman/window cleaner/plumber turns up.. and you're thinking "I wonder what's going to happen here".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with stupid music playing throughout

Kinky

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Men wearing socks and even shoes but otherwise naked. Why, just why !

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

The acting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the girl has to swallow 5 loads of cum that she's held in her mouth for the past 10 minutes and she has that face of 'I'm gonna puke' as she swallows. Followed by a half arsed lick of the lips and a smile.

Yep you looked like you enjoyed that immensely

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"The terrible acting before the sex happens. "

Terrible acting during the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they tell a joke, or the outtakes. People watch outtakes, right? were do u find porn outtakes from."

Hard to find, but efukt is a good place to start.

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By *layboi69 OP Man
over a year ago

alfreton

"That woman who pretended to give birth to a plastic doll and an old man fanny doctor pissing on a womans fanny."

Kinda porn you watchin

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

"That woman who pretended to give birth to a plastic doll and an old man fanny doctor pissing on a womans fanny.

Kinda porn you watchin

Oh didnt you see that? i think it was on huns yellow pages i seen it years ago.

The woman with the doll was american and was always doing stuff like that and the fanny doctor one was foreign.

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