FabSwingers.com forum: Advice Please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I think that my lady boss wants to fuck me but I know that she is married and that she is allergic to condoms... now obviously she is older than me and probably likes younger guys and begging for it; oh she is a bbw by the way sooo... obvs..she only eats large bananas at her desk so I am wondering if she may be a size queen. I have a beard and I wonder if that's going to be a problem... oh and I haven't completed my work intranet profile... so in short

1. Should I fuck my colleague?

2. Should I fuck someone who is cheating on their partner?

3. Do older woman fancy younger guys?

4. Bareback or no?

5. Bbw chicks message me now

6. Is size important?

7. Beard or no beard

8. Please critique my intranet profile...

Thanks in advance.. (that should cover it)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No, maybe yes but more no. Can she get preggers? Leave some special condoms around, such as chocolate flavoured, latex-free: though she may gobble them, instead of use them for a shag.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should so go UNLOS to complete this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should so go UNLOS to complete this

And come back tomorrow with a new profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be if you want to keep your job stop daydreaming and get on with your work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes you think this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you get overtime rates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll only give advice if you

A ignore it

B get all defensive

C go unlos before the thread dies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you get overtime rates?"

Snog...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is older than 75 I think you don't need to worry about pregnancy.

Are you asking if she should keep her beard or if you should grow one?

Can she fire you if she thinks the sex was shite?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some kind of prequel to a Jeremy Kyle episode?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

Look at him?, Nope, much rather look at you lovely Miss Honey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

What if her husband finds traces if your beard in her garden? Perhaps you should dye it green to give yourself an alibi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

Nice Tits

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful... "

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness? "

Oh how delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

Nice Tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can get latex free condoms but the whole thing with your boss is a no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which is like multiply... but different

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

OP: Take your boss a Peter's pasty, two milky ways, a packet of posh crisps and a bottle of Lucozade.

She'll be putty in your hands.

(I think that's right?

)

Mr ddc

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Which is like multiply... but different

Multiples of multiply?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"OP: Take your boss a Peter's pasty, two milky ways, a packet of posh crisps and a bottle of Lucozade.

She'll be putty in your hands.

(I think that's right?

)

Mr ddc"

Not very healthy?

P.s does she smell ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP: Take your boss a Peter's pasty, two milky ways, a packet of posh crisps and a bottle of Lucozade.

She'll be putty in your hands.

(I think that's right?

)

Mr ddc"

2nd of October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple..."

OP you are a magnificent cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...

OP you are a magnificent cock."

Thank you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...

OP you are a magnificent cock."

Really nice eyes

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

Or just "bend over bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

Nice Tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs"

Good effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me"

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me"

Ok but we need to discuss pegging too and how to make my husband join here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?"

Does she take them swimming?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Is this a 'tongue in cheek' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so"

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?

Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....

"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"

Or something like that.

Or just "bend over bitch"

Yes, I can't quite shed my adorable cuteness and go full DJ.

Although didn't they say never to go full DJ -- or was that something else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wVagQ_LVd4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?

Does she take them swimming?"

I just want to fuck her... this is getting horrible... I am being bullied by the clique now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique"

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?

Does she take them swimming?

I just want to fuck her... this is getting horrible... I am being bullied by the clique now"

The clique? We don't talk about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch"

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who would you kiss, fuck, avoid in the clique then OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?"

If I have to explain what I mean by duck... none of you are proper swingers... #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?"

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch"

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple..."

Your willy is in my wank bank...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand."

Hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand."

https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....

I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...

Your willy is in my wank bank..."

I wish that was true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs"

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there pics we can fab? My finger is twitching.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP perhaps get the good people of Fab to convince her to become a swinger?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Are there pics we can fab? My finger is twitching."

Match

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"

Hairy psalms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP perhaps get the good people of Fab to convince her to become a swinger?"

Should I leave a postit note on her desk with "fabswingers.com, how about it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.

https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU"

and

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"OP perhaps get the good people of Fab to convince her to become a swinger?

Should I leave a postit note on her desk with "fabswingers.com, how about it?""

Great idea, plus a pic of your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"

Post of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP perhaps get the good people of Fab to convince her to become a swinger?"

Does she look like Ched Evans?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

OP if you need me I'll be in bed

Night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.

https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU

and

https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP if you need me I'll be in bed

Night

You can switch the blanket off; Ima coming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there pics we can fab? My finger is twitching.

Match

Careful..... it's a trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?

Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.

https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU

and

https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg"

More for the band name in this context though, right?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.

Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.

Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss! "

Totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned"

Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.

Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss!

Totally.

Don't take offense

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned

Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned"

Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.

Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss! "

That's me told... but she is hawt...!

https://youtu.be/pYt0Nwt_oNI

Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned

Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned

Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none"

So if you come to battle bring a shotgun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique

I agree

Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...

(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)

Tea and cake darling sweetness?

Oh how delightful.

Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?

Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me

Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so

Pfft, what about Miss Honey?

Bloody clique

I ain't going out like no punk bitch

Get used to one style and you know I might switch

Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs

I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned

Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned

Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none

So if you come to battle bring a shotgun"

I'm really offended. Are you saying you want to murder me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Have you got kik?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you got kik?"

https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got kik?

https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8"

Tune!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Have you got kik?

https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8"

Fine tune

Does anyone want to meet now.

I have a hotel for sexy ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love these posts.

1-8) Do you want to lose your job eventually.

9-15) If you got a older woman pregnant would you freak?

16-19) Can you be bothered to deal with a jealous husband?

20-50) Is it everything ever worth a quick shag?

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over a year ago

"Have you got kik?"

At least try to get to know me a bit first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can this whole scenario be worked into a suitable avatar challenge?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Have you got kik?

At least try to get to know me a bit first. "

I'm sorry should I send you a photo of my cock?

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over a year ago

"Have you got kik?

At least try to get to know me a bit first.

I'm sorry should I send you a photo of my cock?"

Is the pic taken over the toilet?

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over a year ago

"Have you got kik?

https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8

Fine tune

Does anyone want to meet now.

I have a hotel for sexy ladies "

On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (lol)

Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air

Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight

My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim

I had to login for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I felt the bulge begin to swell

And I was thinking to myself,

"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"

Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices on the forum,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Fab Swingers

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the hotel Fab swingers

Any time of year (Any time of year)

You can find it here

Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends

She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends

How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some swing to remember, some swing to forget

So I called up the Tranny,

"Please bring more single guy whine"

He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?"

And still the forum voices are calling from far away,

Cock still up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel Fab swingers

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They swinging it up at the hotel Fab Swingers

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your own supplies

Mirrors on the ceiling,

The pink dildo on ice

And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice"

And in the greedy girl’s chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their raging cocks,

But they just can't please the beast

Last thing I remember, I was

Lining up the backdoor

I had to find the lube where I’d left it before

"Relax, " said the Tranny,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can hide your profile any time you like,

But you can never leave! "

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over a year ago

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"Have you got kik?

At least try to get to know me a bit first.

I'm sorry should I send you a photo of my cock?

Is the pic taken over the toilet?"

At work, where I also had a wank.

My boss caught me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just died laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's fucking brilliant Pauly.

Hat's off to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's fucking brilliant Pauly.

Hat's off to you.

aww shucks; just an old thing I did a few years ago; its had two outings this year; I literally beg for someone to put "hotel" in a post....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Post of the day

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over a year ago

"Have you got kik?"

Sure! I can PM you if you are interested X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm so sad I missed this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"That's fucking brilliant Pauly.

Hat's off to you.

aww shucks; just an old thing I did a few years ago; its had two outings this year; I literally beg for someone to put "hotel" in a post....

It made my Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so sad I missed this "

I represented you - you kinda *were* here.

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over a year ago

"I'm so sad I missed this

I represented you - you kinda *were* here."

....yeah.

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over a year ago

"I'm so sad I missed this

I represented you - you kinda *were* here.

....yeah.

Alright, alright. Should I have gone with -- I don't know how to get home?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think op should arrange a meet with said lady, have dirty nasty sex, then come back and tell us how crap it was, airing out your dirty laundry.

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over a year ago

"I'm so sad I missed this

I represented you - you kinda *were* here.

....yeah.

Alright, alright. Should I have gone with -- I don't know how to get home?!

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