FabSwingers.com forum: What's the first thing you do

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you get in from work or wherever you have been for the day? First thing I do is kick off my shoes, take my bra off and get into my slobs...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Kettle on

Bra off

Pjs on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my shoes off, let the dog out and then pop the kettle on

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Change into my pj's! Bra off, slippers on.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Recently

.boots off, clothes in wash body in shower..slobs or stay naked..depends how I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off, bra off and pjs on for me too! Miss T xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have a pavlovs bladder....as soon as i get in i need a wee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the cats, get changed into scruffs and review the days shooting.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"When you get in from work or wherever you have been for the day? First thing I do is kick off my shoes, take my bra off and get into my slobs...

Exactly that. Unless I have someone coming round. Then I stay braed and dressed (but secretly resent it).

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Shoes off, kettle on , comfy gear on

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually, I will get changed into my scruffs and start grafting, whether it be on diy round the house/garden or working on cars I usually have a project of some sort on the go. No rest for the wicked. Ess

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Recently

.boots off, clothes in wash body in shower..slobs or stay naked..depends how I feel

Oh I say

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's so nice when you take off your bra I do a little sigh of relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scruffs, dinner in the oven, TV on. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off, swear at the cat, open the post, get the tea on and then it is usually answering the 'will you play schools with me?' request from my little monkey

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Try and get the boy child to do his homework.

Then start cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.

Then it's kettle on

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By *hocopopsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Strip...strecth...wank

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Shoes off , shower then naked all night. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my cat people, kettle on, then browse t'interwobble while I have a coffee. If it's my week with the sproglets then it's straight into referee mode and the coffee has to wait.

Nell

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.

Then it's kettle on

The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Feed cat..toilet.cuppa .bra off pj and slippers mrs

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Depends if I've got the house to myself or not

But usually home, cat, scruffs then food. If the house is empty then it's definitely me time for a bit between suit off and scruffs on

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Shoes off, kick cat out, resist the call of the fridge and have a cuppa...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Bottom half off, bra off, glass of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually kick my shoes off, strip, shower,wrap myself in a lovely soft towel then make a coffee so I can relax while having a look-see on here.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Shoes off

Bra off

Kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower then put some sweat pants and a t-shirt on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off kettle on and listen to what the childminder has to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.

Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.

Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle"

You are good I have all good intentions of going to the gym then I see my sofa and do squats to sit down on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break down and cry because I usually have to go back the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soak in the bath, uniform in the wash, if I'm back the next day I'll prep whatever I need, then finally come on here and answer messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed the cats, get changed into scruffs and review the days shooting."

Shooting?

Backs away from thread

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Yep shoes off,straight up stairs put my slobs on,then back down stairs and flick the kettle on for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the cats

Shower

PJ's on

Make tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.

Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle

You are good I have all good intentions of going to the gym then I see my sofa and do squats to sit down on it...

Haha, as long as you do a couple it counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trip over the cat, pet cat, go for a wee (why I don't go before I leave work, I have no idea), pet cat while I'm on loo. Feed cat. Change into breeches, warmest jumpers I can find while keeping cat out of cupboard, pet cat. Boots on, pet cat, leave for yard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuss dog, trip over said dog, bra off (if I remembered to put it on 1st lol) kettle on, washing upstairs and in to tumble dryer, toilet then back downstairs for cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the front door first. Then remove my shoes then shower then cook tea for me and my 2 boys.

If i had a woman at home the first thing id do was kiss her.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When I'm not working away its shoes off, can of beer, catch up with Miss, shower, can of beer, something to eat, more chat with Miss and tv. After that I'll leave it to your imagination. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon there is something here. If we could harness the energy of all these bra straps coming undone we could probably power a small town

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Close the front door. Obviously.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I reckon there is something here. If we could harness the energy of all these bra straps coming undone we could probably power a small town"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip, hot bath, slobs on..feed my sprogling...TV, bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me dogs out the kennel get them fed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sit down with a coffee and spliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.

Then it's kettle on

The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here

Where's the lodger gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight the dog to get in the door.

Fend the dog off as I walk to the kitchen.

Give the dog his dentastix.

Put the kettle on

Let the dog out.

Take off bra with a huge sigh.

Let the dog in.

Make tea.

Sit down, jump up and shout at the dog to "Get the fuck off of my chair".

Drink the tea, with the dog behind me, looking over my shoulder at the tea, as he licks his lips and whines incessantly.

Give the dog the tea and cry into my cleavage.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.

Then it's kettle on

The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here

Where's the lodger gone?"

Oh god he left a year ago this month actually he met someone off POF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually it's kettle on,

Make tea,

look for my biscuits,

Realise that my housemate has eaten all the biscuits,

Mutter under my breath,

Drink tea

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take shoes of, lie down in a quiet dark room for half an hour.

-Mr

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shoes off

Make tea

Look at the garden

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Let the puppy out

JG x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Shoes, kettle, comfy, possibly get charging

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