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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed my last message

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's gone?

Why leave a dot for crying out loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there he was. Gone. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You missed my last message

Lucky bugger got a message off you

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

That's funny

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"And there he was. Gone. Xxx"

A he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another hottie gone from my friends list

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was Clem Fanda.... Oh hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?"

I'm guessing Liam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?"

It was Liam

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?

It was Liam"

Oh right thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was Clem Fanda.... Oh hang on"

Oh you!!

I was about to start an obituary thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?

It was Liam"

Didn't he just come back recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was Clem Fanda.... Oh hang on

Oh you!!

I was about to start an obituary thread

Not until you know my birthday.

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over a year ago

"I think it was Clem Fanda.... Oh hang on

Oh you!!

I was about to start an obituary thread

Not until you know my birthday.

Do I get 366 guesses?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?

It was Liam"

He said he was jumping ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did say in my post but I deleted it just to be annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I say it?

He'll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I say it?

He'll be back!

Most always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing he is already back with emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another hottie gone from my friends list

Who was it then?

It was Liam

Didn't he just come back recently? "

Plenty of boomerang profiles on here

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will be the second time I miss this guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did say in my post but I deleted it just to be annoying. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did say in my post but I deleted it just to be annoying. "

Was it ScarletStars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

What do you mean? Like "fucking hell yet another one desperate for attention, deleting their profile and back within 20 minutes just in time to see the wailing and wringing of hands from their lamp post pissing fan club" ?

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Not quite what I meant, but your getting the idea.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This will be the second time I miss this guy.

"Dry your eyes mate"

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know my phone really annoys me sometimes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

I don't know, if a woman (red knight) rode in on her trusty steed (Samsung etc) would it be the same?

Maybe I'll try, I need to be nicer.

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will be the second time I miss this guy.

Do you need a shoulder?

I have two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will be the second time I miss this guy.

Do you need a shoulder?

I have two!"

I think I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

I don't know, if a woman (red knight) rode in on her trusty steed (Samsung etc) would it be the same?

Maybe I'll try, I need to be nicer. "

*As the red knight takes of her her helmet and her hair floats in the evening sun.

"Fair maiden! You've returned? I've travelled the land so far, and waited for time so long."

Doesn't a happy white knight and and a happy red knight make a happy pink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will be the second time I miss this guy.

Do you need a shoulder?

I have two!

I think I do "

Happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Rachael Alchera.

Never did like that trollop anyway

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

I don't know, if a woman (red knight) rode in on her trusty steed (Samsung etc) would it be the same?

Maybe I'll try, I need to be nicer.

*As the red knight takes of her her helmet and her hair floats in the evening sun.

"Fair maiden! You've returned? I've travelled the land so far, and waited for time so long."

Doesn't a happy white knight and and a happy red knight make a happy pink?

Yeah try not to be too happy, that'll cause offense

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

I don't know, if a woman (red knight) rode in on her trusty steed (Samsung etc) would it be the same?

Maybe I'll try, I need to be nicer.

*As the red knight takes of her her helmet and her hair floats in the evening sun.

"Fair maiden! You've returned? I've travelled the land so far, and waited for time so long."

Doesn't a happy white knight and and a happy red knight make a happy pink?

Yeah try not to be too happy, that'll cause offense

You can't help but be happy on here. Even this -

. Its referred to as a sad smiley. Why not a sad frowny?

It's because we should be happy here. Anyone who takes offence from me, and you MsHoney, ( you now have a 'Guardian white knight') they can post below in a constructive and non offensive way.

'Guardian white knight' is an official upgrade bestowed upon the worthy.

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

It was just a general comment. If you want it to be about you that's ok I guess.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

all the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will be the second time I miss this guy.

On for a hat trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it was Clem Fanda.... Oh hang on

Oh you!!

I was about to start an obituary thread

Not until you know my birthday.

Do I get 366 guesses?"

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

I made that mistake before. Strangely enough same guy. Forums have never been the same since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the little dot

should be his name whenhe comes back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know how hard it is for me to click on that bloody tiny dot !!!!!

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

It was just a general comment. If you want it to be about you that's ok I guess.

Lol, hardly. Merely an example

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

It was just a general comment. If you want it to be about you that's ok I guess.

Lol, hardly. Merely an example

What does this"lampost pissing"mean? Seen it said on here a lot

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

It was just a general comment. If you want it to be about you that's ok I guess.

Lol, hardly. Merely an example

What does this"lampost pissing"mean? Seen it said on here a lot"

Who can piss highest up a lamp post..

It's one upmanship, petty tit for tat my dad's bigger than your dad.

Although I have seen it used as a term for marking territory when referring to people being possessive.

Either way, it's not meant in a good way.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

What does this"lampost pissing"mean? Seen it said on here a lot"

marking their territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does this"lampost pissing"mean? Seen it said on here a lot

marking their territory

Ahhhh i see,sounds like a load of bollox too me

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

A white knightdress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know how hard it is for me to click on that bloody tiny dot !!!!!

squint and a steady hand required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know how hard it is for me to click on that bloody tiny dot !!!!!

Now you know how hard it is for me to find you clitorous.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

A white knightdress

Does one need to be pure to be one of those?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

You left because of someone on this forum?!

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By *oah FenceMan
over a year ago

Calne

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Lol brilliant answer had me chuckling for ages

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

You left because of someone on this forum?! "

Yes.

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

A white knightdress

Does one need to be pure to be one of those?

Nope, just the ability to lick arse or be overly nice*.

*delete as appropriate

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Like me? I deleted my account because of a forum bully and returned two weeks later.

No biggie!

You left because of someone on this forum?!

Yes. "

Go on name 'em, you know you wanna

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over a year ago

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

A white knightdress

Does one need to be pure to be one of those?

Lets hope not.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

A white knightdress

Does one need to be pure to be one of those?

Nope, just the ability to lick arse or be overly nice*.

*delete as appropriate

I don't think this is the job for me, I retract my application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another question.

It's my thread now!

How does a closed thread still get posts on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another question.

It's my thread now!

How does a closed thread still get posts on them? "

They've kept the browser page open.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Another question.

It's my thread now!

How does a closed thread still get posts on them?

They've kept the browser page open."

I was going to show off there, but sadly I couldn't find a thread called "closed threads" that was already closed...

Mr ddc

Ps. Can I also say "yeah, Liam's phoning me too" just to not appear left out?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Would anyone be offended if I hijacked this thread?

Just a question to the so called white knights or 'closet' white knights.

Are you scared to post what you actually want to say on threads because of how the others may try to attack you for what they see as a possitive response, to what, and how woman also think?

*just a thought in the background of noise.

Is the white knight brigade a males only club?

Oh, oh , oh. Wait.....I always thought it was.

Can a woman be one to get the guys attentions?

I've never seen a woman white night, that is stuff of legend.

I don't know, if a woman (red knight) rode in on her trusty steed (Samsung etc) would it be the same?

Maybe I'll try, I need to be nicer. "

Why do you need to be nicer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another question.

It's my thread now!

How does a closed thread still get posts on them?

They've kept the browser page open."

Kept the page open on the thread? It Leaves a link button to reply? I get it I think.

I'm unsure if there's any other questions I need to ask now?

So how big is the average cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with what Seduced said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another question.

It's my thread now!

How does a closed thread still get posts on them?

They've kept the browser page open.

I was going to show off there, but sadly I couldn't find a thread called "closed threads" that was already closed...

Mr ddc

Ps. Can I also say "yeah, Liam's phoning me too" just to not appear left out? "

There's a right stench of stale piss in this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing that bites me on here is the 'if you send a private messege, and somebody doesn't reply, accept that as a NO. '

I accept it, but it's still deals a little bit ignorant.

So with that being said.

Shouldn't the site also advise, " your in a public forum, with various opinions and the occasional banter. If you don't like that sort of thing, stick to private massages.

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