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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

There's a few new people posting on the forum. Here's a place for you to share something about yourselves. Old and new are welcome to post here.

Fact about us. I have big boobs , hubby enjoys my boobs

Let's have fun

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a game of truth or dare, and quite partial to boobs, bums and thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a qualified accountant so quite happy with double entry and group relief.

Always FAF

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr "

Do you have a big collection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy being submissive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self qualified diver here

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I love a game of truth or dare, and quite partial to boobs, bums and thighs

Maybe you should post a thread about truth or dare

I've got all the above in a xl size

MrsSB

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Hi, we are S, rampant harpie, and M,old hippy with a coffee/cider habit....here to chat, drink, socialise and basically do whatever she wants....pleased to meet you all

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm a qualified accountant so quite happy with double entry and group relief.

Always FAF"

That sounds it a lot dirty than you intended

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I enjoy being submissive"

Who doesn't?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Self qualified diver here

Nice pic

I've never dived. Although I have skydive solo once

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi, we are S, rampant harpie, and M,old hippy with a coffee/cider habit....here to chat, drink, socialise and basically do whatever she wants....pleased to meet you all

And very naughty

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm naughty, I'm an Amazon and I'm brutally honest.

I won't piss on your lamp post or fab your pics unless I want to fuck you!

I'm marmite, message me if you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very nice funny person, underneath, but have a protective crusty exterior.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr "

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self qualified diver here

Nice pic

I've never dived. Although I have skydive solo once

I've never dived either haha we'll not in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm submissive

and mr SnT takes me to hand firmly

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm naughty, I'm an Amazon and I'm brutally honest.

I won't piss on your lamp post or fab your pics unless I want to fuck you!

I'm marmite, message me if you dare

Fancy a fuck?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm a very nice funny person, underneath, but have a protective crusty exterior.

No you don't. You just nice. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

Me doesn't !!

Templar

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By *hyscouseMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Part time Superhero, part time Cobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree in theoretical philosophy

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

Isn't it great when we whined up our partners?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm bob, when not putting up fencing or repairing tyre walls mid race I can be found side stage at music events trying not to get stuff thrown at me...I also like to take photos and I bake...a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are what we are , loved by many and despised by a few .

Probably the most prolific meeters on fab , averaging six meets a week for five years .

We like sex

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Self qualified diver here

Nice pic

I've never dived. Although I have skydive solo once

I've never dived either haha we'll not in the sea "

Naughty naughty

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm submissive

and mr SnT takes me to hand firmly

And one day he will have us both

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

I have no clue!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

Me doesn't !!

Templar"

But Perdita does

Ps eat your spinach

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Part time Superhero, part time Cobbler "

What's you super power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm naughty, I'm an Amazon and I'm brutally honest.

I won't piss on your lamp post or fab your pics unless I want to fuck you!

I'm marmite, message me if you dare

I dared haha and er still want my pics when them boots arrive, don't let me down haha little pussy cat!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a degree in theoretical philosophy

Wow. Philosophy was my favorite subject in high school.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

For those who are still unsure I am Red the female of the couple and I have big boobs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a very nice funny person, underneath, but have a protective crusty exterior.

No you don't. You just nice. Sorry

Careful, you'll be giving people the wrong idea about me!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm bob, when not putting up fencing or repairing tyre walls mid race I can be found side stage at music events trying not to get stuff thrown at me...I also like to take photos and I bake...a lot!

Any good gluten and dairy free recipes?

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter."

this for me too!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"We are what we are , loved by many and despised by a few .

Probably the most prolific meeters on fab , averaging six meets a week for five years .

We like sex

If it's not fun. It's no point.

Good to see you guys.

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"Hi, we are S, rampant harpie, and M,old hippy with a coffee/cider habit....here to chat, drink, socialise and basically do whatever she wants....pleased to meet you all

And very naughty

One day you WILL be close enough

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter."

Fancy a fuck?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"For those who are still unsure I am Red the female of the couple and I have big boobs too "

Hopefully our boobs will bump together soon

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm a very nice funny person, underneath, but have a protective crusty exterior.

No you don't. You just nice. Sorry

Careful, you'll be giving people the wrong idea about me!

I'm pooping all over your basket boy cred.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

this for me too!

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not new here, but I may as well be, as I get ignored prrrrretty much all the time.

Anyway, for those who do happen to see this.

I play in a couple of bands, providing percussion using a variety of instruments. I play guitar....after a fashion.

And my work takes me far and wide.

Oh and I quite like sex.... and cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a degree in theoretical philosophy

Wow. Philosophy was my favorite subject in high school.

It took many years of part time study as very few places split theoretical and practical. Not that it's ever been any use

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi, we are S, rampant harpie, and M,old hippy with a coffee/cider habit....here to chat, drink, socialise and basically do whatever she wants....pleased to meet you all

And very naughty

One day you WILL be close enough

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

When I was younger I used to love to play spin the bottle and strip poker who wants to play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sing in a band

I can swim a full length under water

And until 19 months ago I had only ever had sex with 1 person..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm prone to random nosebleeds and expensive red wines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing a sociology degree

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'm a simple fella with simple needs and desires (though not as simple as Simon

)

Not all of my desires are pie based, I can be tempted to the dark side with a slice of cake or chocolate

And as Mrs SB so eloquently puts it ... Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

this for me too!

Now if only I could use this as my get-out clause when I have to introduce myself with an interesting fact at work events...

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Both of us play Lacrosse, E has a degree in sports studies and we have 8 pet ferrets.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"I'm a simple fella with simple needs and desires (though not as simple as Simon

)

Not all of my desires are pie based, I can be tempted to the dark side with a slice of cake or chocolate

And as Mrs SB so eloquently puts it ... Fancy a fuck?

Mrs does make a good cheesecake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a hot headed bint, with a love of crafting from knitting to calligraphy

Any chap want a willy warmer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

Me doesn't !!

Templar"

Me does!!

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an easy going fella who can't seem to turn down a dare some think a bit nerdy that I write poetry from time to time

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Im not new here, but I may as well be, as I get ignored prrrrretty much all the time.

Anyway, for those who do happen to see this.

I play in a couple of bands, providing percussion using a variety of instruments. I play guitar....after a fashion.

And my work takes me far and wide.

Oh and I quite like sex.... and cheese.

I like sex and cheese to. Never together.

MrsSB

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

Neither of us.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"When I was younger I used to love to play spin the bottle and strip poker who wants to play."

I do

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I used to sing in a band

I can swim a full length under water

And until 19 months ago I had only ever had sex with 1 person..

If you ever fancy trying the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not new here, but I may as well be, as I get ignored prrrrretty much all the time.

Anyway, for those who do happen to see this.

I play in a couple of bands, providing percussion using a variety of instruments. I play guitar....after a fashion.

And my work takes me far and wide.

Oh and I quite like sex.... and cheese.

I like sex and cheese to. Never together.

MrsSB

Definitely not together... That's just wrong. Its more a job for cream cheese out of a tube

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm prone to random nosebleeds and expensive red wines"

Red outfits are your best friend

Sorry

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't... this seems like an annoying HR exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people think I'm sweet, and the nicest person they've met...but behind closed doors I'm sadistic, bossy, and even a lil mean

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm doing a sociology degree "

I would love to do something like that

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm a simple fella with simple needs and desires (though not as simple as Simon

)

Not all of my desires are pie based, I can be tempted to the dark side with a slice of cake or chocolate

And as Mrs SB so eloquently puts it ... Fancy a fuck?

It's straight to the point

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Both of us play Lacrosse, E has a degree in sports studies and we have 8 pet ferrets."

EIGHT?!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Im a hot headed bint, with a love of crafting from knitting to calligraphy

Any chap want a willy warmer???

Boobs warmer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not new - im not shy - i like being naked -

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm an easy going fella who can't seem to turn down a dare some think a bit nerdy that I write poetry from time to time "

There's a few here whom write poetry. Maybe we should start a thread. You all could share something you've written

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I enjoy being submissive

Who doesn't?

Neither of us."

Fair enough

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Both of us play Lacrosse, E has a degree in sports studies and we have 8 pet ferrets.

EIGHT?!

Yes 8 we had a 11 at one stage but old age caught up with them

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Im not new here, but I may as well be, as I get ignored prrrrretty much all the time.

Anyway, for those who do happen to see this.

I play in a couple of bands, providing percussion using a variety of instruments. I play guitar....after a fashion.

And my work takes me far and wide.

Oh and I quite like sex.... and cheese.

I like sex and cheese to. Never together.

MrsSB

Definitely not together... That's just wrong. Its more a job for cream cheese out of a tube

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

I've been described as a minstrel....... hard on the outside but soft in the middle .....

Love sexy and gorgeous shoes x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can't... this seems like an annoying HR exercise.

Would you feel better if I sent you some boob pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an easy going fella who can't seem to turn down a dare some think a bit nerdy that I write poetry from time to time

There's a few here whom write poetry. Maybe we should start a thread. You all could share something you've written

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Hello my name is Bunkie and i am a perv

and i love women

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Most people think I'm sweet, and the nicest person they've met...but behind closed doors I'm sadistic, bossy, and even a lil mean

My kind of girl and.... she's straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't... this seems like an annoying HR exercise.

It's all being noted for future use

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"im not new - im not shy - i like being naked -

And the ladies

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Nerdy, geeky 'old bird'

here who, on rare occasions, manages to scrub up to a passable degree. Speaking of degrees, have a 1st in Linguistics for all the good it's ever done me. Mad cat lady, socially inept and usually hopeless at flirting.

Straight talking - my mouth can get me into trouble ... Very open minded and quite kinky though constantly miss opportunities due to inability to recognise others' interest in me.

Love weird shoes, corsets, books, rock, baking, chocolate, history and getting naughty

Ms G (Mr can speak for himself)

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Both of us play Lacrosse, E has a degree in sports studies and we have 8 pet ferrets.

EIGHT?!

Yes 8 we had a 11 at one stage but old age caught up with them"

Holy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a cat

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

We are able to give females multiple orgasms

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I struggle to think of anything that won't give the game away

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

this for me too!

I'm not interesting or particularly hot but I am good to have on your side in a pub quiz since I have a stupidly good memory for trivia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have smooth soft elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find myself more in the forums so a little about me...

Quit law school to go on a date with a girl in Spain... I say quit, I ended up staying there for 6 months so the uni kinda quit me

Got into property development by accident after helping a mate out and been there ever since. Have an ocd about light switches being the same way when on or off

Hate cats, British national anthem and barbershop quartets

Like my 3 boxer dogs, Nutella and radio 6music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find myself more in the forums so a little about me...

Quit law school to go on a date with a girl in Spain... I say quit, I ended up staying there for 6 months so the uni kinda quit me

Got into property development by accident after helping a mate out and been there ever since. Have an ocd about light switches being the same way when on or off

Hate cats, British national anthem and barbershop quartets

Like my 3 boxer dogs, Nutella and radio 6music

Hate cats???

You're not normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have smooth soft elbows.

Oooh...give us a feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not new - im not shy - i like being naked -

And the ladies

oh aye - and them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

this for me too!

I'm not interesting or particularly hot but I am good to have on your side in a pub quiz since I have a stupidly good memory for trivia."

I'm not bad on certain trivia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a very nice funny person, underneath, but have a protective crusty exterior.

No you don't. You just nice. Sorry

Careful, you'll be giving people the wrong idea about me!

I'm pooping all over your basket boy cred.

Thanks! I've just being asked to resign from the Basket Boy Cred club. A full year of asinine comments and a carefully crafted epigrammatic style shredded by a single sentence by a mere foreigner and not a Welsh one at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't... this seems like an annoying HR exercise.

It's all being noted for future use

I love your emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy doing DIY and making things, I have built a few things but my best achievement is a wardrobe along my bedroom wall, 15ft x 8ft.

I can't walk in high heels and they hurt

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

Normal candles or wax play

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I was born in Soho. Mum was a stripper and dad was a bouncer.

I am eccentric (only realized this when friends pointed it out to me, well what can I say)

And outta nowhere, I have a hat collection of about 40 hats, though I only wear about 5 of them.

Ohh and I'm a kinky pervert who describes myself as trysexual, coz, if its anything sexual, I will try it!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've been described as a minstrel....... hard on the outside but soft in the middle .....

Love sexy and gorgeous shoes x"

Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most people think I'm sweet, and the nicest person they've met...but behind closed doors I'm sadistic, bossy, and even a lil mean

My kind of girl and.... she's straight

aww..Oh..I can't help it, I'm a massive fan of the cock, and the balls are sweet for me too

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hello my name is Bunkie and i am a perv

and i love women

Hi _unkie

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Nerdy, geeky 'old bird'

Straight talking - my mouth can get me into trouble ... Very open minded and quite kinky though constantly miss opportunities due to inability to recognise others' interest in me.

Love weird shoes, corsets, books, rock, baking, chocolate, history and getting naughty

Ms G (Mr can speak for himself)"

Best résumé

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

Mrs here. Newish to posting in forums but have been lurking past few years.

I've lost half my weight in past 3 years & am now enjoying my Fab Forties.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am a cat"

MI niño

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

single,

love to give pleasure

Enjoying more sex in my "older" time

Respectful

Makes sex toys out of wood for friends

All round decent guy?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"We are able to give females multiple orgasms

Prove it

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I struggle to think of anything that won't give the game away

Match maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alergic to cats (not pussy though)

love kfc

not a real fan of pubs

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter.

this for me too!

I'm not interesting or particularly hot but I am good to have on your side in a pub quiz since I have a stupidly good memory for trivia."

You are pretty

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I have smooth soft elbows.

Finally. We've been looking for someone with smooth elbows

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Find myself more in the forums so a little about me...

Quit law school to go on a date with a girl in Spain... I say quit, I ended up staying there for 6 months so the uni kinda quit me

Got into property development by accident after helping a mate out and been there ever since. Have an ocd about light switches being the same way when on or off

Hate cats, British national anthem and barbershop quartets

Like my 3 boxer dogs, Nutella and radio 6music

I will bring pancakes ,you bring the Nutella

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I enjoy doing DIY and making things, I have built a few things but my best achievement is a wardrobe along my bedroom wall, 15ft x 8ft.

I can't walk in high heels and they hurt

They hurt everyone

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was born in Soho. Mum was a stripper and dad was a bouncer.

I am eccentric (only realized this when friends pointed it out to me, well what can I say)

And outta nowhere, I have a hat collection of about 40 hats, though I only wear about 5 of them.

Ohh and I'm a kinky pervert who describes myself as trysexual, coz, if its anything sexual, I will try it!"

Can we see your hat collection?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mrs here. Newish to posting in forums but have been lurking past few years.

I've lost half my weight in past 3 years & am now enjoying my Fab Forties. "

Well done. Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big Terry Pratchett fan.....hence my name (and previous profile to those that know)

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"single,

love to give pleasure

Enjoying more sex in my "older" time

Respectful

Makes sex toys out of wood for friends

All round decent guy?

Sex toys out of wood? Ant my examples

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"alergic to cats (not pussy though)

love kfc

not a real fan of pubs"

What about dogs?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Can we see your hat collection?

Amy time. When do you wanna pop round to see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM a single man and i have a birthmark on my ass

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

lovely long tapered dildo, oak, 10" tapering to 5" girth, VERY smooth, finished in olive oil (No Allergenics).

Also made a toy for a gay friend out of pine, to his direction, and he was VERY pleased, lol... I do it for fun, not for gain...

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

"Mrs here. Newish to posting in forums but have been lurking past few years.

I've lost half my weight in past 3 years & am now enjoying my Fab Forties.

Well done. Amazing

Thank you

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

good for you, keep on enjoying, x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm a sarcastic witty little thing. I like banter and am rather funny.

My photos make me look much sexier than I am in real life however they are the only thing I am good at filtering.

I don't like lamp posts or bananas.

If I like the look of you, you will know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have been better meeting me between 2013 and 2015

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I struggle to think of anything that won't give the game away

Match maker

Oh yeah

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Im not new here, but I may as well be, as I get ignored prrrrretty much all the time.

Anyway, for those who do happen to see this.

I play in a couple of bands, providing percussion using a variety of instruments. I play guitar....after a fashion.

And my work takes me far and wide.

Oh and I quite like sex.... and cheese.

Oh yeah! I could have said I sing but a few folk know that already.

I also have 6 pets. Sucker for a critter who needs a home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm doing a sociology degree

I would love to do something like that

Why not change that "would love to do" into a "have done"?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I'm a simple fella with simple needs and desires (though not as simple as Simon

)

Not all of my desires are pie based, I can be tempted to the dark side with a slice of cake or chocolate

And as Mrs SB so eloquently puts it ... Fancy a fuck?

Mrs does make a good cheesecake??

Does she crush digestives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a sarcastic witty little thing. I like banter and am rather funny.

My photos make me look much sexier than I am in real life however they are the only thing I am good at filtering.

I don't like lamp posts or bananas.

If I like the look of you, you will know

Sexy is a state of mind not just a look.

It's why so many are drawn to you

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm a big Terry Pratchett fan.....hence my name (and previous profile to those that know)"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Errrr I think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a seven inch cock and enjoy it being sucked lol

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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

I can't resist a women with short hair - think Sinead O'Connor when she was young

She loves rugby build type BBC guys.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I'm a sarcastic witty little thing. I like banter and am rather funny.

My photos make me look much sexier than I am in real life however they are the only thing I am good at filtering.

I don't like lamp posts or bananas.

If I like the look of you, you will know

Sexy is a state of mind not just a look.

It's why so many are drawn to you

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost two stone in the last 3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm submissive

and mr SnT takes me to hand firmly

And one day he will have us both

He'd love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alergic to cats (not pussy though)

love kfc

not a real fan of pubs

What about dogs?

oddly enough its certain dogs lol short haired im fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have been better meeting me between 2013 and 2015

Good job I did then!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Apparently I have to speak for myself, so here goes:

Young at heart old git. Apart from taking first steps into this lifestyle with Ms G, achievements in the past year include losing over three stone in weight and giving up smoking after 30 odd years (without putting the weight back on!!) - proud of both. Likes include most music, (across all genres, despite assertions that I'm stuck in the 80's!!), books, most sport, travelling and good food (God I sound like a Miss World contestant!!).

Love laughter, it's a great healer. Loving exploring this world of naughtiness, only wish circumstances etc hadn't prevented us taking those steps into it until recently.

Mr G

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

Normal candles or wax play

Normal scented ones. I wouldn't mind trying wax play either.

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By *erry194Man
over a year ago

luton

I have been on tele a good few times with my job.

Lived down south for nearly 30 years but still got my lovely brummie accent, come across as thick as the proverbial lol

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

Normal candles or wax play

Normal scented ones. I wouldn't mind trying wax play either.

Mrs collects paper weights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sex....

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

Normal candles or wax play

Normal scented ones. I wouldn't mind trying wax play either.

It's a lot of fun

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Apparently I have to speak for myself, so here goes:

Love laughter, it's a great healer. Loving exploring this world of naughtiness, only wish circumstances etc hadn't prevented us taking those steps into it until recently.

Mr G

Incredible achievements

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm doing a sociology degree

I would love to do something like that

Why not change that "would love to do" into a "have done"?

Young family. But I will. Psychology and sociology are two areas that always had interested me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my left foot the 2nd toe is longer than the big toe on my right foot it's shorter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm doing a sociology degree

I would love to do something like that

Why not change that "would love to do" into a "have done"?

Young family. But I will. Psychology and sociology are two areas that always had interested me.

Two opposite ends of the scale. I have three children and it is hard work, but determination gets you there

if you want it then you can achieve it, good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find myself more in the forums so a little about me...

Quit law school to go on a date with a girl in Spain... I say quit, I ended up staying there for 6 months so the uni kinda quit me

Got into property development by accident after helping a mate out and been there ever since. Have an ocd about light switches being the same way when on or off

Hate cats, British national anthem and barbershop quartets

Like my 3 boxer dogs, Nutella and radio 6music

I will bring pancakes ,you bring the Nutella

Make it churros and it's a deal

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Find myself more in the forums so a little about me...

Quit law school to go on a date with a girl in Spain... I say quit, I ended up staying there for 6 months so the uni kinda quit me

Got into property development by accident after helping a mate out and been there ever since. Have an ocd about light switches being the same way when on or off

Hate cats, British national anthem and barbershop quartets

Like my 3 boxer dogs, Nutella and radio 6music

I will bring pancakes ,you bring the Nutella

Make it churros and it's a deal

I love churros so much

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm doing a sociology degree

I would love to do something like that

Why not change that "would love to do" into a "have done"?

Young family. But I will. Psychology and sociology are two areas that always had interested me.

Two opposite ends of the scale. I have three children and it is hard work, but determination gets you there

if you want it then you can achieve it, good luck."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a book

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I've run out of a restaurant without paying and I used to sing (alto) soloist in my school choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my left foot the 2nd toe is longer than the big toe on my right foot it's shorter

Phwoar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing interesting about me, but I'm hot so it doesn't matter."

Same here...only without the hot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm studying for a BA (Hons) in Humanities with art history, and will be graduating next year

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I kill house plants.

Accidently, rather than deliberate homicidal intent.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'm naughty, I'm an Amazon and I'm brutally honest.

I won't piss on your lamp post or fab your pics unless I want to fuck you!

I'm marmite, message me if you dare

Glad that's clarified that then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a hot headed bint, with a love of crafting from knitting to calligraphy

Any chap want a willy warmer???

Boobs warmer please

Ok, send your measurements.

Orrr, buy two wooly berets...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been on here 4 years and met plenty of people, so what I would say to all you new people is 'hang on in there'.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'm naughty, I'm an Amazon and I'm brutally honest.

I won't piss on your lamp post or fab your pics unless I want to fuck you!

I'm marmite, message me if you dare

Ii am a daring irish man so I have messaged the naughty amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

I decoupage candles tooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have smooth soft elbows.

Finally. We've been looking for someone with smooth elbows

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Errrrm, I used to collect key rings.

-Mr

I collect fridge magnets. When ever anyone goes away on holiday, they always buy me one to add to my collection.

Mr B hates them, which makes me collect them all the more.

I make fridge magnets

We have a match.

Wait. Wrong thread

Takes note, mention my magnet collection on the next match matching thread.

I also collect candles

I decoupage candles tooo

No idea what that is but I bet it hurts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My brain hurts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My brain hurts!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the heaviest person to do the worlds highest bridge bungee jump and I can write backwards almost as quickly as people write forwards. And apparently, I'm exceedingly dull

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Blimey! Everyone seems to be good at something!

All making for very interesting reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sweet and innocent.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sweet and innocent."

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm very good at making fuck machines

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And closing threads it seams

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I suppose I'm quite good at ending posts

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By *rJekylMan
over a year ago

South Normanton

I've hung over the edge of Victoria fallStreet in the devil's pool

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I can post on threads even when they've ended.

It's not quite the same as hacking the Pentagon, but ultimately it's probably safer.

Mr ddc

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