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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Big Boy Bertie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like raspberry smoothies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising. "
but do u live up to your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair isn't really on fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My hair isn't really on fire!"
but are u a red head

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I'm not actually 31

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like raspberry smoothies "

We do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising. but do u live up to your name "

Well I'm not a fictional character, who is a witch and has the ability to change her appearance at will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a dolphin, but then again in some ways I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hair isn't really on fire!but are u a red head"

I thought my profile headline gave that away??!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How about you op?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look like a strawberry....or do I? lol

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

I don't have a twirly tash...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a morning person..

Rarely seen a sunrise.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Never had a _uzzy navel!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We aren't nice and neither of us is 561 years old.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count? "

Oh! I always read your name as "bored elephant"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not actually a Monkey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm married and I don't taste like honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name's not Jane

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Yes the biggest ones me are

Genuine couple

Genuine female

Makes you laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My name could be deceiving.

I'm not from Yorkshire, in fact I have never been to York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best ride in the park is the witches hat.

My own name describes me quite well, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way"

Witches hat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wear flat shoes.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I do live by the seaside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "

I'm a 16th century harlot aka streetwalker, wench, slapper, slag, floozie, trollop, scrubber, moll, tramp, fallen woman,

strumpet, woman of ill repute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty all of the time but especially when I'm tied up. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't look like a strawberry....or do I? lol"

would depend where it's been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way"

I've only just worked yours out. I thought it was bestride in the park.

I live up to mine, I wear a lot of red lipstick by Mac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wear flat shoes. "

how bad are you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not 90, sorry to be a kill joy

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I hope mine suits me

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I get very juicy and my names jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did used to race as in sprinting, but I'm not 7777.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I think I am now overaged for my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't want to

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I think I am now overaged for my name "

Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way

I've only just worked yours out. I thought it was bestride in the park.

I live up to mine, I wear a lot of red lipstick by Mac."
grammatically you are correct but if I spaced it out you wold probably lose last few letters in posts

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

My name isn't actually Gordon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a witch doctor - but my snake oil is free

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

We're definitely on the hunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm well I do have a beard and she is certainly a redhead so all good here, although my previous incarnations name was a total fabrication as I'm rarely happy

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often get lost and I ride.

But meet some that really need to reconsider their titles!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well my voice doesn't compelling sailors to crash into rocks. Neither do I possess eyes like the twin stars of Leda. So I suppose I could be accused of false advertising. Luckily I have pictures with my eyes in so people can avoid disappointment in advance. And a ball gag just in case my vocal skills worry them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name ain't Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no Thing One

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I think I am now overaged for my name

Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx"

Oh I don't know, I was 35 when I first joined

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "

Also, one can be liberated sexually (re the slut name) but still have taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm...

?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"There's no Thing One "

Yep there is. But they went with the numerical version...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon this is a case for trading standards lol.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Hangs heads in shame.

We're actually not that bendy.

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By *ade_of_StarsCouple
over a year ago

Whitburn

Every atom in our bodies was once part of a star x

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I think I am now overaged for my name

Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx

Oh I don't know, I was 35 when I first joined "

And now even more of a foxy Minx xxx

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

I AM a giraffe and I AM gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the UK and am not anonymous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a right B of a madame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like staying up after 22:00.

More of a 'good daytime/early evening if we are being honest' haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so next question should be who have you met that doesnt live up to their name lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"so next question should be who have you met that doesnt live up to their name lol"

you think anyone will play that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!"

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mis advertising here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy. "

it is if done right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other footwear is available, and is worn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overpicky as in didn't pick you?

Personally I would avoid any profiles named cumdump, spunkwhore etc.... but even they have the right to say no if you don't measure up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

I'm a 16th century harlot aka streetwalker, wench, slapper, slag, floozie, trollop, scrubber, moll, tramp, fallen woman,

strumpet, woman of ill repute.

*takes notes for future communications*....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're really miserable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but why name yourself after the fore mentioned if you don't want every guy on site to message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is not Jenny but I will let you believe it is...

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I'm definitely not pure. And I'm sure not tempting to a reasonable % of the site.

But you have to sell yourself don't ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not made of Gold, or even a rapper

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Also known as indiana bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m not really a tree x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing Scarlet about me anymore and I'm pants at the art of Seduction. ...It's all a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I,m not really a tree x"
but u can handle a trunk i bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x "

It's verified as wet and wild.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how wet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

It's verified as wet and wild....."

I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all good here as i have tattoos and i am a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

*howls with laughter* Mwah HHx

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

It's verified as wet and wild.....

I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha "

We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count?

Oh! I always read your name as "bored elephant" "

Omg so did I! Had to go back and check

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I got called secretly a hardnut last night

Erh...depends on my mood. Save the soft squishy me for the best people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

It's verified as wet and wild.....

I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha

We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon "

You 2 ever need snorkelling lessons you know where to come haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had messages saying our profile name is wrong but it seemed perfectly appropriate when we first signed up

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Mine at the moment.

I haven't been tarty for ages

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

It's verified as wet and wild.....

I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha

We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon "

We do....maybe our FF profile needs to be called snorkel sisters Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not even sure what our profile name means.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

She is an angel, but my name isn't ted....it's bob....but it's not really bob either.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either "
what about nemo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name probably isn't Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say I live up to my name

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

We do naughty things also like cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really royalty

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either what about nemo"

I've seen nemo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!

No breach of trade descriptions here!

I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x

It's verified as wet and wild.....

I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha

We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon

We do....maybe our FF profile needs to be called snorkel sisters Pmsl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a period of time when I didn't even have a hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the time I look more haggered than innocent! My mind is pretty filthy and rarely comes out the gutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sm acually just a guy, I feel im bucking the treand now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but why name yourself after the fore mentioned if you don't want every guy on site to message you "

Maybe they want every guy apart from you? Or they want guys to message them so they can decide whose cum they want dumped....?

Why fret. If they don't want you move on....I'm sure somebody will OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i'm not hung up on it mate i just asked a question and wanted to see where it led and its a bit of fun as all these forums should be and its a change from fuck suck avoid cuppa etcetc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

*howls with laughter* Mwah HHx "

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't put on a red light

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't put on a red light "
but do u wear the dress tonight lol

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Their is two of us looking 4 a female so i'd say we live up to ours.

Hello ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish my name was

monstermeat10plus

toned is more realistic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wish my name was

monstermeat10plus

toned is more realistic "
but would u live up to the wishfull thinking name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not unless i tied a sky remote on the end

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I try to be both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't put on a red light but do u wear the dress tonight lol"

Hahaha I do indeed

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I'm not actually pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a queen but not the queen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but u do like 3sums

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"but u do like 3sums "

I bet your only best ride in bed and not the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i am a Redhead am i Foxy? Hmmmm maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is not Delia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be sued for false advertising...I'm not always bubbly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but u do like 3sums

I bet your only best ride in bed and not the park "
must admit ive never fucked in the park to my shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but u do like 3sums "

why, yes i do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but u do like 3sums

why, yes i do. "
cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Im an example of this.

Im anything but wild.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe not miss wylde but u do take a nice pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but u do like 3sums

why, yes i do.

cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol"

i seem to be booking a lot of 3sums in the forums lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have legs..., and they are quite long

(saves me arsing around)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I sm acually just a guy, I feel im bucking the treand now "

Nah, you're a hot guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Australian and have recently visited the uk and Ireland so I think my profile name is appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any names that include 'hot'

It's rare they are in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no Thing One

Yep there is. But they went with the numerical version..."

No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but u do like 3sums

why, yes i do.

cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol

i seem to be booking a lot of 3sums in the forums lately. "
well book one with me and a friend of your choice lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i am not 444 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I do I'm short and blonde

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "

what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .

are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?

if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality .

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I don't even like the cold...

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I've never robbed a grave..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .

are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?

if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality . "
no I'm not saying that I used the most common names I come across on regular basis on searches as a reference nothing more

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By *ickerman30Man
over a year ago

here and there

[Removed by poster at 16/10/16 20:48:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, I do love cum. should i change it?

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By *ickerman30Man
over a year ago

here and there

have been told I live up to my name only thing is that I am not 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only pretend to be a doctor when in Cornwall.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I did meet someone who's name incorporated '10incher'.

He lied. He's since gone unlos....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did meet someone who's name incorporated '10incher'.

He lied. He's since gone unlos...."
it's a no brainier if u lie about your size your gonna get found out lol I bet he was only 4 lol

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By *urvacious_40Woman
over a year ago

Pontypool, South Wales, UK

Well the most unappealing username I've come across on here has to be 'get you pregnant'

I mean come on, really....

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy. "

Damn... I was going to get me tatts out too

I've been described as a bit maverick before so I'm happy im not misleading lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .

are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?

if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality . "

Read all the posts and lighten up. This is a good thread

I was neither born in Longford nor live in Cavan

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Well the most unappealing username I've come across on here has to be 'get you pregnant'

I mean come on, really...."

I get your point however I did come across a couple profile not that long ago where the couple were trying for a baby and they wanted to meet dudes on here to help!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Mine is accurate. Not hugely imaginative but accurate none the less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows his surname and I'm not an elephant. A more accurate username would be Longshanks and Hobbit, or Car Geek and Tree Nerd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale "

Refers to your soul sexy

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I was never christened Fellatio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale

Refers to your soul sexy

"

Well there is that

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I was never christened Fellatio "

You must just be a cunninglinguist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .

are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?

if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality .

Read all the posts and lighten up. This is a good thread

I was neither born in Longford nor live in Cavan"
thank you I'm getting tired of defending myself and the thread good to see someone appreciates my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I was never christened Fellatio

You must just be a cunninglinguist "

Che? Que? Qois?

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years. "

So you truly are a lady of noble title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years.

So you truly are a lady of noble title? "

It doesn't mean anything nowadays and Tissington is one removed from the family land. Sounds better than it actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My van really is white!

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"My van really is white!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views

Also, one can be liberated sexually (re the slut name) but still have taste. "

Yes to all that! I'm a total slut in bed... a flippin' liberated one!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years.

So you truly are a lady of noble title?

It doesn't mean anything nowadays and Tissington is one removed from the family land. Sounds better than it actually is. "

You are indeed of blue blood malady

Nice... have a fabby day ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Ricky but I'm sure as hell no damned Rooster. More of a chicken. I say.....more of a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bold

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