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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and which was marilyn monroe most like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope - a flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and which was marilyn monroe most like

and did she live in one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

And how come carrots more orange than oranges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

I don't c that it makes a difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how come carrots more orange than oranges?

good one...although, ultimately, they are just different shades lol gotta do better than that

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

what happened to the guy,who could stick his knob,up his own arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do slugs go at night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what happened to the guy,who could stick his knob,up his own arse.

he had no reason to leave his bedroom

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"And how come carrots more orange than oranges?

perhaps it has something to do with the alternative use for carrots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused

it's all in the adverb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do slugs go at night? "

hmmmm, i'm gonna google that! x soapy and????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do slugs go at night? "

after my bliddy lettuce!

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused

it's all in the adverb."

OK. Who's nicked the ll's from adverb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused

it's all in the adverb."

that is definitely the best answer i've heard for that one....gold star for u!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused

it's all in the adverb.

that is definitely the best answer i've heard for that one....gold star for u!!

yaaaay

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"what happened to the guy,who could stick his knob,up his own arse.

he had no reason to leave his bedroom

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do slugs go at night? "

my frickin kitchen...just went in for a beer...count 5 of the dirty slimey feckers

ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

9:47...its bloody cold there and it gives the sun a chance to warm the place up a lil

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

9:47...its bloody cold there and it gives the sun a chance to warm the place up a lil

i could catch the 9.13,and get a loan of mushy's,unstained sheepskin rug.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

am or pm?

seasoned travellers wanna know why someone sprinkled them with pepper

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

what is the speed of dark?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

9:47...its bloody cold there and it gives the sun a chance to warm the place up a lil

i could catch the 9.13,and get a loan of mushy's,unstained sheepskin rug.

It may have been unstained when you used it, but not now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the speed of dark?"

I've heard it's warp farter 10

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

am or pm?

i could catch the sleeper,and waken up fresh,when i get there.

work on the line not withstanding.

seasoned travellers wanna know why someone sprinkled them with pepper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

am or pm?

i could catch the sleeper,and waken up fresh,when i get there.

work on the line not withstanding.

seasoned travellers wanna know why someone sprinkled them with pepper

oooh gimme sumathat - hot sandman mmm

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ? or is that just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i catch fish with this net?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ? or is that just me?

it can't be just you if it's "we"?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i catch fish with this net?"

oh yesssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna fuck?"

oh yessssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how come carrots more orange than oranges?

And where can I find a purple carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how come carrots more orange than oranges?

And where can I find a purple carrot"

dip it in beetroot sauce

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

wanna fuck?

oh yessssssssssss"

i could hire yous,one unstained sheepskin rug.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

wanna fuck?

oh yessssssssssss"

See, OP, that's how you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna fuck?

oh yessssssssssss

See, OP, that's how you do it?

you are the op!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

wanna fuck?

oh yessssssssssss

See, OP, that's how you do it?

you are the op!"

wont be the first time he's had sex,

with himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna fuck?

oh yessssssssssss

See, OP, that's how you do it?

you are the op!

wont be the first time he's had sex,

with himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry got to be said you are all nuts lmao hehe mrs is loving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central.

would you be better catching,

the 9.13 or the 9.47.?

The 9.47 would allow you to buy an off peak ticket.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

seven sevens

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

How's Terry and the Dinosaurs?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

seven sevens"

Thats the dwarf sister brides your thinking of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

seven sevens"

Close, but no cigar this time.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

How's Terry and the Dinosaurs?"

Terri's fine shes my alter ego

I'm the dinosaur, likalotapus.

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

seven sevens

Thats the dwarf sister brides your thinking of?"

Blue dwarf = Smurf

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

following on from an earlier thread,

When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson?

If the answer is 42, what was the question again?

seven sevens"

minus seven, is to cold to play rugby at my age

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