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"and which was marilyn monroe most like ![]() and did she live in one? | |||
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"And how come carrots more orange than oranges? ![]() good one...although, ultimately, they are just different shades lol gotta do better than that ![]() | |||
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"what happened to the guy,who could stick his knob,up his own arse. ![]() ![]() he had no reason to leave his bedroom ![]() | |||
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"And how come carrots more orange than oranges? ![]() perhaps it has something to do with the alternative use for carrots? | |||
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"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused ![]() it's all in the adverb. | |||
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"Where do slugs go at night? " hmmmm, i'm gonna google that! x soapy and???? ![]() | |||
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"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused ![]() OK. Who's nicked the ll's from adverb? | |||
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"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused ![]() that is definitely the best answer i've heard for that one....gold star for u!! ![]() | |||
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"why is it that sitting up and sitting down mean the same bloody thing?!?!?! grrrrr, i'm easily confused ![]() ![]() yaaaay ![]() | |||
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"what happened to the guy,who could stick his knob,up his own arse. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Where do slugs go at night? " my frickin kitchen...just went in for a beer...count 5 of the dirty slimey feckers ewwwww | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() 9:47...its bloody cold there and it gives the sun a chance to warm the place up a lil ![]() | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() ![]() i could catch the 9.13,and get a loan of mushy's,unstained sheepskin rug. ![]() | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() am or pm? seasoned travellers wanna know why someone sprinkled them with pepper | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It may have been unstained when you used it, but not now lol | |||
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"what is the speed of dark?" I've heard it's warp farter 10 | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oooh gimme sumathat - hot sandman mmm | |||
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"Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ? or is that just me? ![]() it can't be just you if it's "we"? ![]() | |||
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"And how come carrots more orange than oranges? ![]() And where can I find a purple carrot | |||
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"And how come carrots more orange than oranges? ![]() dip it in beetroot sauce | |||
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" wanna fuck? oh yessssssssssss" i could hire yous,one unstained sheepskin rug. ![]() ![]() | |||
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" wanna fuck? oh yessssssssssss" See, OP, that's how you do it? | |||
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" wanna fuck? oh yessssssssssss See, OP, that's how you do it? " you are the op! | |||
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" wanna fuck? oh yessssssssssss See, OP, that's how you do it? you are the op!" wont be the first time he's had sex, with himself. ![]() ![]() | |||
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" wanna fuck? oh yessssssssssss See, OP, that's how you do it? you are the op! wont be the first time he's had sex, with himself. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"if you wanted to travel,one light year(5.9 trillion miles),and you were catching the train at glasgow central. would you be better catching, the 9.13 or the 9.47.? ![]() ![]() The 9.47 would allow you to buy an off peak ticket. | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? " If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() seven sevens | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() How's Terry and the Dinosaurs? | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() Thats the dwarf sister brides your thinking of? | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() Close, but no cigar this time. | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() Terri's fine shes my alter ego ![]() ![]() | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() Blue dwarf = Smurf ![]() | |||
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" following on from an earlier thread, When Einstein determined that the speed of light in a vacuum was erm pretty fast, did he mean in a Hoover or a Dyson? If the answer is 42, what was the question again? ![]() minus seven, is to cold to play rugby at my age ![]() | |||
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