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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too? "

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol"

Evening . Haha. That's fair enough! If on doubt, blame the moon! Well you are in the right place. Insomiacs Anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just returned home after a night of wine, song and merriment with some 'vanilla' friends.

Mrs J is now taking to the porcelain telephone whilst Mr sober here is left to check in with Fabs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi "

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums? "

Just browsing x you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just returned home after a night of wine, song and merriment with some 'vanilla' friends.

Mrs J is now taking to the porcelain telephone whilst Mr sober here is left to check in with Fabs. "

Ahhh... So no playtime for you both... Yet . So you were the designated driver I assume?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?"

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol

Evening . Haha. That's fair enough! If on doubt, blame the moon! Well you are in the right place. Insomiacs Anonymous "

Can I be an honoured member please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X "

Not yet , any ideas x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol

Evening . Haha. That's fair enough! If on doubt, blame the moon! Well you are in the right place. Insomiacs Anonymous

Can I be an honoured member please lol "

Of course... We are a welcoming thread on here

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep? "

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Fuck I envy those fuckers that are asleep, home from work an hour ago and I know

it will be at least day light before I close my eyes. On the plus side though it does give me plenty of time for a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ahhh... So no playtime for you both... Yet . So you were the designated driver I assume? "

Playtime was planned to be in a quiet country lay by on the way home........but not tonight, after several glasses of wine, Mrs J had one glass of water and that was just enough to tip her over the edge. Damned strong that H2O.

I was on the strong coffee ..... and avoided the water!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x"

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x"

Yeah worth a try x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol

Evening . Haha. That's fair enough! If on doubt, blame the moon! Well you are in the right place. Insomiacs Anonymous

Can I be an honoured member please lol

Of course... We are a welcoming thread on here "

Yay !!! Thank you

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Working nights again. 7 done(at 6am) and another 5 to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello darling

I'm fairly sure it's because of the full moon!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all, why is everyone else awake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night "

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck I envy those fuckers that are asleep, home from work an hour ago and I know

it will be at least day light before I close my eyes. On the plus side though it does give me plenty of time for a wank "

Haha very true! Every silver lining!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ahhh... So no playtime for you both... Yet . So you were the designated driver I assume?

Playtime was planned to be in a quiet country lay by on the way home........but not tonight, after several glasses of wine, Mrs J had one glass of water and that was just enough to tip her over the edge. Damned strong that H2O.

I was on the strong coffee ..... and avoided the water! "

Oh no! That sounds like it would have been fun

That H2O is very dangerous... It should come with a Government health warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x "

You don't know unless you try eh?!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either ."

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening!! Don't sleep well these nights. Tonight I'm blaming the moon phases but lord knows what's to blame all the other nights lol

Evening . Haha. That's fair enough! If on doubt, blame the moon! Well you are in the right place. Insomiacs Anonymous

Can I be an honoured member please lol

Of course... We are a welcoming thread on here

Yay !!! Thank you "

You're welcome. Virtual Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working nights again. 7 done(at 6am) and another 5 to go. "

You always seem to be on here the same time as me you poor sod! That's a lot left to go Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello darling

I'm fairly sure it's because of the full moon!? "

Hello my lovely! Ahhh that's why I had to shave more tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all, why is everyone else awake?"

Insomnia my dear. You?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Well I hope you night owls have fun keeping each other company, I'm going to attempt to sleep.

Oh and if you arrange some kind of insomniacs orgy while I'm gone pm the the details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday. "

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Working nights again. 7 done(at 6am) and another 5 to go.

You always seem to be on here the same time as me you poor sod! That's a lot left to go Jack "

Tell me about lol. Long time to be away from Miss too. I have her permission to meet but tbh after I finish I just want to get back to the hotel, have a few cans and go to bed lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday. "

Don't!!! ... Only joking haha. One can take care of herself (17). The youngest still needs her mummy all the time though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I hope you night owls have fun keeping each other company, I'm going to attempt to sleep.

Oh and if you arrange some kind of insomniacs orgy while I'm gone pm the the details "

Hahaha will do! . Night handsome, have a good sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x

You don't know unless you try eh?! "

Yeah can't fau a tryer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions. "

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working nights again. 7 done(at 6am) and another 5 to go.

You always seem to be on here the same time as me you poor sod! That's a lot left to go Jack

Tell me about lol. Long time to be away from Miss too. I have her permission to meet but tbh after I finish I just want to get back to the hotel, have a few cans and go to bed lol."

Oh bless. I can imagine! Daytime meets are a bit harder to organise too. I can see that you'd be too tired to bother lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel awake but another 3 hours in work says I am lol yawnnnn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up! "

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x

You don't know unless you try eh?!

Yeah can't fau a tryer "

Just pop some porn on. That may help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't feel awake but another 3 hours in work says I am lol yawnnnn."

Aww bless. Nothing worse than being shattered, and not allowed to go to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x

You don't know unless you try eh?!

Yeah can't fau a tryer

Just pop some porn on. That may help x"

Lol any preference ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us "

Hahahaha you got busted with your stash then?! Teens are like sniffer dogs... Can't hide anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x

You don't know unless you try eh?!

Yeah can't fau a tryer

Just pop some porn on. That may help x

Lol any preference ? "

X hamster... Amateur. Very good on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us

Hahahaha you got busted with your stash then?! Teens are like sniffer dogs... Can't hide anything! "

Busted, then grilled, then lectured. It's like we were the naughty teenagers and they were the grown-ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep so browsing and saying hi

Hi sweetie. Having any luck? Or just browsing the Forums?

Just browsing x you ?

Me too, and replying to a mail or two. Still not tired yet? X

Not yet , any ideas x

If I had them, I'd already be blissfully unaware in dreamland x

Yeah worth a try x

You don't know unless you try eh?!

Yeah can't fau a tryer

Just pop some porn on. That may help x

Lol any preference ?

X hamster... Amateur. Very good on there "

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You started a night owl thread presumably having not slept yet and I started a morning thread having woken up! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us

Hahahaha you got busted with your stash then?! Teens are like sniffer dogs... Can't hide anything!

Busted, then grilled, then lectured. It's like we were the naughty teenagers and they were the grown-ups. "

I know that feeling. My 17 year old is the same. Sometimes I feel like I'm the naughty kid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You started a night owl thread presumably having not slept yet and I started a morning thread having woken up! Haha "

Hello sweetie. Oh you did?? We are on opposite ends then! Haha. I usaully start it around 2am. But got sidetracked messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You started a night owl thread presumably having not slept yet and I started a morning thread having woken up! Haha "

Hands up in this thread who is a tinsy bit jealous of Hanky for getting some sleep in already!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"You started a night owl thread presumably having not slept yet and I started a morning thread having woken up! Haha

Hello sweetie. Oh you did?? We are on opposite ends then! Haha. I usaully start it around 2am. But got sidetracked messaging "

Too easy to get distracted on here

Hope you are smiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You started a night owl thread presumably having not slept yet and I started a morning thread having woken up! Haha

Hello sweetie. Oh you did?? We are on opposite ends then! Haha. I usaully start it around 2am. But got sidetracked messaging

Too easy to get distracted on here

Hope you are smiling "

Very true!

Always my lovely. Hope you are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us

Hahahaha you got busted with your stash then?! Teens are like sniffer dogs... Can't hide anything!

Busted, then grilled, then lectured. It's like we were the naughty teenagers and they were the grown-ups.

I know that feeling. My 17 year old is the same. Sometimes I feel like I'm the naughty kid!! "

Just "sometimes"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Ms Angel, insomnia got you too?

Hello lovely. Unfortunately yes. How's your night been?.. Other than trying to get to sleep?

My night has been eventful but ultimately disappointing, mainly due to the lack of sex lol.

Went to the pub earlier, showed off a few of my dance moves, a quite lovely lady came for a dance before her friends said they were leaving so off she went

Then a fight broke out, jumped in to help separate the two guys involved then came home.

Wouldn't it be nice if you could press the who's near button, pick someone you fancy and be fucking like rabbits within the hour?

Anyway enough about me, how's your night

Oh what a pity the lady had friends! You could be furiously fucking rather than being stick chatting on the forums .

Eventful night indeed!

There is a site like that where you can do that. It's called fantasy land.com ... Not heard of it?

My night has been a quiet one. Motherly duties. So no sex for me either .

Ah the joys of parenthood, I'd actually love to have kids someday.

Trouble with kids is they grow up into teenagers. Nosy, inquisitive, style-cramping teenagers. Who ask too many "and where have you been?" questions.

Just tell them ' at an orgy' that'll soon shut them up!

After finding our "toys" stash earlier in the week, they would actually believe us

Hahahaha you got busted with your stash then?! Teens are like sniffer dogs... Can't hide anything!

Busted, then grilled, then lectured. It's like we were the naughty teenagers and they were the grown-ups.

I know that feeling. My 17 year old is the same. Sometimes I feel like I'm the naughty kid!!

Just "sometimes"?"

Well if she knew more of what I got up to, that sometimes would be more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello from Eastern Canada. Just after midnight here. Soon going to sleep. A little lonely. My long distance fwb is gone on a date and it's been quiet all evening.

Happy - Hunter's Moon to everyone.

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night . "

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello from Eastern Canada. Just after midnight here. Soon going to sleep. A little lonely. My long distance fwb is gone on a date and it's been quiet all evening.

Happy - Hunter's Moon to everyone. "

Hello lovely. I've bagged myself a Canadian! Go me! Haha.

Aww bless. Feeling a little lonely is not nice. Happy Hunters moon to you too sweetie. Hopefully you'll be able to sleep soundly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night . "

Itchy bloody ear doing my head in grrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia:

("

Well hello sweetie .

Horny again? You are insatiable haha. Oh the joys of insomnia. Not fun, is it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Itchy bloody ear doing my head in grrrr."

That doesn't sound good. Infection sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Itchy bloody ear doing my head in grrrr.

That doesn't sound good. Infection sweetie? "

Na just an itch can't quite itch. Annoying more than anything lol

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

My issue keeping me awake is being on holiday lol,bed is too big and I keep tossing and turning,love the bed just too darn spacious and utterly hard esp with back pain,I can feel every aching and painful pain,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't feel awake but another 3 hours in work says I am lol yawnnnn.

Aww bless. Nothing worse than being shattered, and not allowed to go to sleep lol "

I no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Itchy bloody ear doing my head in grrrr.

That doesn't sound good. Infection sweetie?

Na just an itch can't quite itch. Annoying more than anything lol"

Haha I thought you meant it was bleeding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My issue keeping me awake is being on holiday lol,bed is too big and I keep tossing and turning,love the bed just too darn spacious and utterly hard esp with back pain,I can feel every aching and painful pain,"

Hi lovely. Oh bless. That doesn't sound good! I hope your back gets better soon

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia:

(

Well hello sweetie .

Horny again? You are insatiable haha. Oh the joys of insomnia. Not fun, is it?! "

Pm me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't feel awake but another 3 hours in work says I am lol yawnnnn.

Aww bless. Nothing worse than being shattered, and not allowed to go to sleep lol

I no "

Hopefully you are keeping busy to distract you from the tiredness though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia:

(

Well hello sweetie .

Horny again? You are insatiable haha. Oh the joys of insomnia. Not fun, is it?!

Pm me "

Hahaha I'm not scratching your itch Mr insatiable!

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Woke up at 2:30 and can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night shift..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I needed a pee

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Stanwell


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia:

(

Well hello sweetie .

Horny again? You are insatiable haha. Oh the joys of insomnia. Not fun, is it?!

Pm me

Hahaha I'm not scratching your itch Mr insatiable! "

Haha well I wasn't intending on that haha xD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woke up at 2:30 and can't sleep"

Hi . That's not good! Wide awake now? Or do you think you'll be able to drop back off?

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Wide awake, never fall asleep once I wake up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody awake? And if so, how come? Let's keep each other company on this cold Autumnal night .

Hey dark angel =)

Yeah I'm still up. Partly cuz im Horny but mostly due to insomnia:

(

Well hello sweetie .

Horny again? You are insatiable haha. Oh the joys of insomnia. Not fun, is it?!

Pm me

Hahaha I'm not scratching your itch Mr insatiable!

Haha well I wasn't intending on that haha xD"

Okay then, I'll PM you, if it's PG13

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wide awake, never fall asleep once I wake up "

So that's you done for the night then? Oooh my sympathies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night shift.."

Oh the joys! Not long left I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I needed a pee "

Hello lovely. First a car engine, now a pee... Not having much luck my sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night shift..

Oh the joys! Not long left I hope? "

Until 7!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a pee

Hello lovely. First a car engine, now a pee... Not having much luck my sweet x"

I'm an early riser normally anyway even n days off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night shift..

Oh the joys! Not long left I hope?

Until 7! "

Just over two hours left?? My sympathies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I needed a pee

Hello lovely. First a car engine, now a pee... Not having much luck my sweet x

I'm an early riser normally anyway even n days off."

That can be taken in more than one way.... Just saying

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Been clubbing. Just got home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been clubbing. Just got home. "

Ooh lucky girl! Good night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a pee

Hello lovely. First a car engine, now a pee... Not having much luck my sweet x

I'm an early riser normally anyway even n days off.

That can be taken in more than one way.... Just saying "

It can indeed

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Been clubbing. Just got home.

Ooh lucky girl! Good night? "

Those seals never knew what hit them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I needed a pee

Hello lovely. First a car engine, now a pee... Not having much luck my sweet x

I'm an early riser normally anyway even n days off.

That can be taken in more than one way.... Just saying

It can indeed "

There's only one angel on here... And I have a feeling it's not you

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley


"Wide awake, never fall asleep once I wake up

So that's you done for the night then? Oooh my sympathies "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ya I was having a great sleep! But my cough wake me up! And I just can't go back to sleep!

Thankyou for keeping me company Dark angel.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi ya I was having a great sleep! But my cough wake me up! And I just can't go back to sleep!

Thankyou for keeping me company Dark angel.x"

Aww bless my lovely. You have that awful lurgy that's been going around? You poor thing. It's my pleasure beautiful x

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Been clubbing. Just got home.

Ooh lucky girl! Good night? "

Weird night. Pulled a gorgeous guy, fascinating to talk to. But he's from miles and miles away and is staying with a mate and I couldn't take him back to mine either. So it was going to go nowhere.

And to top it off his friend came over and started an argument in front of us over the most random thing. It was weird as fuck!

He was asking me all these random questions about history and because I didn't know the answers the guy I'd pulled was telling him to lay off me and it just suddenly got nasty?!

Strangest almost fight I've seen in my life. We had to walk away or he was going to deck him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ya I was having a great sleep! But my cough wake me up! And I just can't go back to sleep!

Thankyou for keeping me company Dark angel.x

Aww bless my lovely. You have that awful lurgy that's been going around? You poor thing. It's my pleasure beautiful x"

I certainly have and I don't want to share it!But hey next week will be better! XxThankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been clubbing. Just got home.

Ooh lucky girl! Good night?

Weird night. Pulled a gorgeous guy, fascinating to talk to. But he's from miles and miles away and is staying with a mate and I couldn't take him back to mine either. So it was going to go nowhere.

And to top it off his friend came over and started an argument in front of us over the most random thing. It was weird as fuck!

He was asking me all these random questions about history and because I didn't know the answers the guy I'd pulled was telling him to lay off me and it just suddenly got nasty?!

Strangest almost fight I've seen in my life. We had to walk away or he was going to deck him!"

Oh bloody hell! Lol. Haha. That's definitely an eventful night! At least it wasn't boring! I hope you got a few Snogs in though, if he was hot??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi ya I was having a great sleep! But my cough wake me up! And I just can't go back to sleep!

Thankyou for keeping me company Dark angel.x

Aww bless my lovely. You have that awful lurgy that's been going around? You poor thing. It's my pleasure beautiful x

I certainly have and I don't want to share it!But hey next week will be better! XxThankyou "

Most definitely sweetie. You just rest up, and you'll be back to yourself by next week xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all, why is everyone else awake?

Insomnia my dear. You? "

insomnia,turns out I fell asleep 10 mins after posting this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all, why is everyone else awake?

Insomnia my dear. You? insomnia,turns out I fell asleep 10 mins after posting this"

Well after 78 hours into an 84 hour shift, I was hoping the remainder of the night was going to be quiet and I'd get my head down.

Seems I jinxed myself and it was mayhem.....

Home now though!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 84 hr shift arent those illegal or at least heavily frowned upon

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid


"Been clubbing. Just got home.

Ooh lucky girl! Good night?

Weird night. Pulled a gorgeous guy, fascinating to talk to. But he's from miles and miles away and is staying with a mate and I couldn't take him back to mine either. So it was going to go nowhere.

And to top it off his friend came over and started an argument in front of us over the most random thing. It was weird as fuck!

He was asking me all these random questions about history and because I didn't know the answers the guy I'd pulled was telling him to lay off me and it just suddenly got nasty?!

Strangest almost fight I've seen in my life. We had to walk away or he was going to deck him!

Oh bloody hell! Lol. Haha. That's definitely an eventful night! At least it wasn't boring! I hope you got a few Snogs in though, if he was hot?? "

Yes but he seemed really on and off about them. The whole thing was very, very odd.

I think he was married and cheating. Or he wasn't that interested, as he kept giving very mixed signals. The married thing would fit with his mate coming over and nearly starting a fight. I asked him outright if he was married a couple of times and he said no.

Honestly I have ZERO luck with men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An 84 hr shift arent those illegal or at least heavily frowned upon"

Depends on what job you do

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