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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Actually I couldn't care less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hump or two ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get the hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are too bad tempered to hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be interesting to know how

As the humps would get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they are too bad tempered to hump"

so you,ve tried to hump one,,,hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I couldn't care less"

oh yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they are too bad tempered to hump

so you,ve tried to hump one,,,hmmm "

you're giving me the hump

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Would be interesting to know how

As the humps would get in the way "

Good point!

I recommend you google the Virginia-Maryland Reg Coll of Vet Medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they are too bad tempered to hump

so you,ve tried to hump one,,,hmmm

you're giving me the hump "

well id have to as you cant hump me as your cock is teeny weeny

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"they are too bad tempered to hump

so you,ve tried to hump one,,,hmmm

you're giving me the hump "

Don't get the hump Leggylady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be interesting to know how

As the humps would get in the way

Good point!

I recommend you google the Virginia-Maryland Reg Coll of Vet Medicine "

Naaaaaa did that with the fish ..pics were boring

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

If camels made the beast with two backs .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm they do it sitting down ...utube quite interesting at what you find .... finding nemo now camels

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Erm they do it sitting down ...utube quite interesting at what you find .... finding nemo now camels "

You didn't?

Mind you all of that sand, sitting down might be easier to avoid...erm sand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm they do it sitting down ...utube quite interesting at what you find .... finding nemo now camels

You didn't?

Mind you all of that sand, sitting down might be easier to avoid...erm sand! "

For about 2 seconds ..had my hands over my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I couldn't care less"

more to the point do you hump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If camels made the beast with two backs ..... "

or just the beast with two humps...oh wait..

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"If camels made the beast with two backs .....

or just the beast with two humps...oh wait.. "

Do camels have a happy hump day ?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"If camels made the beast with two backs .....

or just the beast with two humps...oh wait..

Do camels have a happy hump day ? "

Or even a grumpy hump day !

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump? "

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes! "

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere"

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo! "

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

A camel story!

Two camels, a father camel and a pre-pubescent teenage camel.... his son!

Son: Dad!

Dad: Yes son!

Son: Why do we have these big humps on our back?

Dad: Don't knock those humps son! When we are ferrying our Bedouin masters across the vast traverses of the Sahara desert, those humps keep us alive, we are the only beasts who can do this, carrying our masters over vast distances!

Son: Ah! Ok dad!....Dad! Why have we got these big splayed out feet?

Dad: Don't knock those feet son!When we are carrying our Bedouin masters across the vast deserts, those feet keep us going and along with our humps, we are the only beasts who can make this journey, ferrying our Bedouin masters to their destination!

Son: Ah! Ok dad!

Dad? Why have we got these big girly eyelashes?

Dad: Son! Don't knock those eyelashes, when those devastating desert storms hit, those eyelashes protect us and keep us going, ferrying our Bedouiun masters to their destination over vast distances, those eyelashes, those splayed feet, those humps,! We are the only beasts who can ferry our masters!

Son: Ah! Ok, thanks dad!

Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes son?

Son: Why are we in Dudley zoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A camel story!

Two camels, a father camel and a pre-pubescent teenage camel.... his son!

Son: Dad!

Dad: Yes son!

Son: Why do we have these big humps on our back?

Dad: Don't knock those humps son! When we are ferrying our Bedouin masters across the vast traverses of the Sahara desert, those humps keep us alive, we are the only beasts who can do this, carrying our masters over vast distances!

Son: Ah! Ok dad!....Dad! Why have we got these big splayed out feet?

Dad: Don't knock those feet son!When we are carrying our Bedouin masters across the vast deserts, those feet keep us going and along with our humps, we are the only beasts who can make this journey, ferrying our Bedouin masters to their destination!

Son: Ah! Ok dad!

Dad? Why have we got these big girly eyelashes?

Dad: Son! Don't knock those eyelashes, when those devastating desert storms hit, those eyelashes protect us and keep us going, ferrying our Bedouiun masters to their destination over vast distances, those eyelashes, those splayed feet, those humps,! We are the only beasts who can ferry our masters!

Son: Ah! Ok, thanks dad!

Son: Dad?

Dad: Yes son?

Son: Why are we in Dudley zoo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not "

Don't mention the syphilis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not

Don't mention the syphilis "

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight."

I do not spit!

I only growl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

I do not spit!

I only growl "

Are you sure

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not

Don't mention the syphilis "

I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

I do not spit!

I only growl "

Guess you are not a camel then

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

I do not spit!

I only growl

Are you sure "

Absolutely!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not

Don't mention the syphilis

I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly!"

Get her confused with a small orange fruit did you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

I do not spit!

I only growl

Are you sure

Absolutely!! "

Phew

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Actually I couldn't care less

more to the point do you hump?

Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!

The answer is yes!

But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere

Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!

Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not

Don't mention the syphilis

I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly!

Get her confused with a small orange fruit did you ? "

I am not even going to try and spell that!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.

Single males will sympathise with their plight.

I do not spit!

I only growl

Guess you are not a camel then"

Not a single hump!

I am a virgin!

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