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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Just had a seafood chat and informed that 'they' do not eat anything that swims in its own wee!

Surely fish do not wee!

My flawed thesis so far is based on a goldfish in a bowl...if it wee'd it would change the ph of the water and die...

So fish can't wee!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well they poo so must wee

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Yes they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently they do...

Either through their gills or a urinary pore!!

Good ole google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every days a schoolday

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Cleaning out the fish tank every month, there's enough detritus after filtering, that there's definite discharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they do! That's why the sea is blue, they put the same chemical in it as swimming pools that turn blue when you pee in them

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ? "

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I am still not convinced....

Do you have to drink to pee?

Surely an exchange of fluids via gills or whatever is different to peeing excess water..

I do not believe that fish drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat. "

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

My flawed thesis so far is based on a goldfish in a bowl...if it wee'd it would change the ph of the water and die..."

Which is why you have to regularly change the water.

Or they die.

Poor old Goldy

Mr ddc

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat. "

This is significant thread progress!! But fish surely cannot pee or need to pee as mammals do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The problem with this sort if thing is we always try apply human attributes to other animals and if they don't directly match then we assume other animals don't do what we do.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"

My flawed thesis so far is based on a goldfish in a bowl...if it wee'd it would change the ph of the water and die...

Which is why you have to regularly change the water.

Or they die.

Poor old Goldy

Mr ddc"

Oh! Come on! Those goldfih at the fairs and how many of us changed the water that often in the 60's/70's

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"I am still not convinced....

Do you have to drink to pee?

Surely an exchange of fluids via gills or whatever is different to peeing excess water..

I do not believe that fish drink "

Their food contains significant ammounts of water.....ergo....

Freshwater fish must be fairly constantly getting rid of excess water to maintain the correct ionic balance, saltwater fish, the opposite.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"The problem with this sort if thing is we always try apply human attributes to other animals and if they don't directly match then we assume other animals don't do what we do. "

Ooh! A Doc!

Well Doc!

Do they pee excess water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves."

clever

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves."

Da da da da de da da

Barnaygay exits to standing ovation!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected "

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

According to a youtube vid the other day they pass wind as a form of coumication, chemical change whilst swiming in a shoal no sure on the pee or the validity of the info supplied...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water". "

splitting hairs now eh

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh "

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

My flawed thesis so far is based on a goldfish in a bowl...if it wee'd it would change the ph of the water and die...

Which is why you have to regularly change the water.

Or they die.

Poor old Goldy

Mr ddc

Oh! Come on! Those goldfih at the fairs and how many of us changed the water that often in the 60's/70's "

Mine survived a week

(and it was the 80s, I'm not *that* old )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish can speak too....ive seen it for real in a film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing.... "

ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The problem with this sort if thing is we always try apply human attributes to other animals and if they don't directly match then we assume other animals don't do what we do.

Ooh! A Doc!

Well Doc!

Do they pee excess water?"

Not my field of expertise I'm afraid, now how to manufacture objects and what material to use then we're talking.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok"

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves.

clever "

Awwww shucks

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Cleaning out the fish tank every month, there's enough detritus after filtering, that there's definite discharge "

Ewww I feel sick

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"The problem with this sort if thing is we always try apply human attributes to other animals and if they don't directly match then we assume other animals don't do what we do.

Ooh! A Doc!

Well Doc!

Do they pee excess water?

Thanks Doc!

But that does not help with 'Do fish wee?'

Not my field of expertise I'm afraid, now how to manufacture objects and what material to use then we're talking. "

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves.

Da da da da de da da

Barnaygay exits to standing ovation! "

Really, you are too kind

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting. "

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!"

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me smile anyway

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting. "

Yeah, not just molluscs, when I've been on the Cointreau, some of my posts come across as that whole 'talking out my arse' thing too.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Of course they do. They are always poisson themselves.

Da da da da de da da

Barnaygay exits to standing ovation!

Really, you are too kind"

Oops! Barnayguy! not Barnagay! my bad

Profuse apologies

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing. "

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case "

I'm taking "wee-ing" as a colloqualism of "urination", which is the excretion of nitrogenous/ionic waste.....

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case

I'm taking "wee-ing" as a colloqualism of "urination", which is the excretion of nitrogenous/ionic waste....."

Close JimiUK..... but I was thinking more of, popping behind some sea to take a piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do wee end of

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"WTF "

... off!

This is a serious scientific discussion...

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They do wee end of "

Bollox Foxy! Fish do not wee! End of!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it."

And to this end, their kidney is considerably larger than freshwater fish.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case

I'm taking "wee-ing" as a colloqualism of "urination", which is the excretion of nitrogenous/ionic waste.....

Close JimiUK..... but I was thinking more of, popping behind some sea to take a piss! "

you see sea even as a bladder if its bladderwrack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They also fart

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it."

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They also fart"

I accept that!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee! "

Loads of animals urinate as an ongoing process - again, not every animal has a bladder.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case

I'm taking "wee-ing" as a colloqualism of "urination", which is the excretion of nitrogenous/ionic waste.....

Close JimiUK..... but I was thinking more of, popping behind some sea to take a piss! you see sea even as a bladder if its bladderwrack... "

Oh! FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee! "

They do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a whale fart

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"They also fart

I accept that!"

I'd have a much harder time accepting that as very few fish have an intestinal flora.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do "

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee! "

Cousteau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They also fart

I accept that!

I'd have a much harder time accepting that as very few fish have an intestinal flora. "

They do. Actual farts from their anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

Cousteau "

Finding nemo they are all holding it in, crossing there fins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do wee end of

Bollox Foxy! Fish do not wee! End of!"

hmm they bluming do like

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

Cousteau

Finding nemo they are all holding it in, crossing there fins "

For two hours? and during all of that stress? and the little fishies first day at school? and no-one wanted a wee??? Just-jo your argument is flawed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish wee, that's one of the reasons people with fish tanks have to do a water change as there is a build up of ammonia due to urine

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"They also fart

I accept that!

I'd have a much harder time accepting that as very few fish have an intestinal flora.

They do. Actual farts from their anus."

Yeah, I know, but seeing as there appears to be confusion as to what "wee-ing" actually entails, I would say that "farting" is even more tenuous.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They do wee end of

Bollox Foxy! Fish do not wee! End of!

hmm they bluming do like"

Read the thread again Foxy! They do not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

Cousteau

Finding nemo they are all holding it in, crossing there fins

For two hours? and during all of that stress? and the little fishies first day at school? and no-one wanted a wee??? Just-jo your argument is flawed! "

Oh come on now ..little fishies first day at school ..they are well trained i have you know .

No stress in the sea

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"dont they just filter the water through the gills ?

This is how they breathe, not excrete.

The physiological problem fish face is the balance of salts - freshwater fish need to retain them whereas saltwater fish need to exrete them, thus the function/size of the kidney in fish is variable, depending on habitat.

thought it was both - taking the oxygen and filtering water - i stand corrected

Oxygen is the thing that they filter from the water.

They do exrete over the gills, but I wouldn't call that process "filtering the water".

splitting hairs now eh

No, it's quite an importamt difference - excretion vs breathing....

ok

For example - some aquiatic molluscs have a mouth/anus, because they have a looped gut. This does not mean eating = shitting.

Ah! No mention of a urethra there....so maybe fish don't wee!

You don't have to wee by means of a urethra. Nature is a many-splendid thing.

Ok! Right!

But in mammals! We need to drink water/fluids, excess is removed in spurts (excuse the pun!) i.e. popping to loo before bus/taxi at last orders! Fish do not need to do this, si it is a constant filtering process and not weeing...

M'lud I rest my case

I'm taking "wee-ing" as a colloqualism of "urination", which is the excretion of nitrogenous/ionic waste.....

Close JimiUK..... but I was thinking more of, popping behind some sea to take a piss! you see sea even as a bladder if its bladderwrack...

Oh! FFS! "

Hahaha..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Fish excrete urea.. that's apparently how the candiru fish finds its host... It's also why if the stories are true you shouldn't pee if you're in the Amazon river ... They swim up your eurethra :

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish wee, that's one of the reasons people with fish tanks have to do a water change as there is a build up of ammonia due to urine"

Damn! And I was supposed to be cooking fish! If they see this, there is no chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They also fart

I accept that!

I'd have a much harder time accepting that as very few fish have an intestinal flora.

They do. Actual farts from their anus.

Yeah, I know, but seeing as there appears to be confusion as to what "wee-ing" actually entails, I would say that "farting" is even more tenuous. "

Wait until the 'Do fish squirt or gush?' thread...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

fish do wee and when they poo its like a bit of sewing cotton coming out

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"fish do wee and when they poo its like a bit of sewing cotton coming out"

Depending on the size of the fish, of course.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They also fart

I accept that!

I'd have a much harder time accepting that as very few fish have an intestinal flora.

They do. Actual farts from their anus.

Yeah, I know, but seeing as there appears to be confusion as to what "wee-ing" actually entails, I would say that "farting" is even more tenuous.

Wait until the 'Do fish squirt or gush?' thread..."

Octopus squirt! And all that ink makes a right mess of the bedsheets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you keep pet fish, you know that they poop, but it's harder to discern whether they urinate. However, if you don't clean the tank regularly and start smelling ammonia, there's your answer. Fish do pee, but freshwater and saltwater fish go about it in a different fashion. According to the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine website, fish basically urinate all the time.

haha mr nelson

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"fish do wee and when they poo its like a bit of sewing cotton coming out"

Jeez! Voddy! Have you got a pair of binoculars by your aquarium!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"you keep pet fish, you know that they poop, but it's harder to discern whether they urinate. However, if you don't clean the tank regularly and start smelling ammonia, there's your answer. Fish do pee, but freshwater and saltwater fish go about it in a different fashion. According to the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine website, fish basically urinate all the time.

haha mr nelson "

My God Just-Jo....

Have you been perving the Virginia-Maryland Regional College Of Vetinary Medicine site????

Is it any good?

Good perving material?

Any photos worth fabbing

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Haha great post.

Yes fish do pee, just not in the same way humans do.

Just another useless bit of information to add to the thread.

Fish urine is essential for the health and survival of a coral reef. It contains phosphorus and ammonia which promote coral growth. Coral reefs with large fish populations display twice the growth of those with few fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you keep pet fish, you know that they poop, but it's harder to discern whether they urinate. However, if you don't clean the tank regularly and start smelling ammonia, there's your answer. Fish do pee, but freshwater and saltwater fish go about it in a different fashion. According to the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine website, fish basically urinate all the time.

haha mr nelson

My God Just-Jo....

Have you been perving the Virginia-Maryland Regional College Of Vetinary Medicine site????

Is it any good?

Good perving material?

Any photos worth fabbing "

Sadly no there are only fish pics ..not as sexy as on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a youtube vid the other day they pass wind as a form of coumication, chemical change whilst swiming in a shoal no sure on the pee or the validity of the info supplied...

"

You mean....goldfish fart?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"you keep pet fish, you know that they poop, but it's harder to discern whether they urinate. However, if you don't clean the tank regularly and start smelling ammonia, there's your answer. Fish do pee, but freshwater and saltwater fish go about it in a different fashion. According to the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine website, fish basically urinate all the time.

haha mr nelson

My God Just-Jo....

Have you been perving the Virginia-Maryland Regional College Of Vetinary Medicine site????

Is it any good?

Good perving material?

Any photos worth fabbing

Sadly no there are only fish pics ..not as sexy as on here "

But you made the effort Just jo, you made the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you keep pet fish, you know that they poop, but it's harder to discern whether they urinate. However, if you don't clean the tank regularly and start smelling ammonia, there's your answer. Fish do pee, but freshwater and saltwater fish go about it in a different fashion. According to the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine website, fish basically urinate all the time.

haha mr nelson

My God Just-Jo....

Have you been perving the Virginia-Maryland Regional College Of Vetinary Medicine site????

Is it any good?

Good perving material?

Any photos worth fabbing

Sadly no there are only fish pics ..not as sexy as on here

But you made the effort Just jo, you made the effort "

There are also videos you can watch which might fascinate the avid fish fan

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"According to a youtube vid the other day they pass wind as a form of coumication, chemical change whilst swiming in a shoal no sure on the pee or the validity of the info supplied...

You mean....goldfish fart?"

I am saying nothing!!!!

But apparently, there is a fish dawn chorus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all a bit fishy to me

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Haha great post.

Yes fish do pee, just not in the same way humans do.

Just another useless bit of information to add to the thread.

Fish urine is essential for the health and survival of a coral reef. It contains phosphorus and ammonia which promote coral growth. Coral reefs with large fish populations display twice the growth of those with few fish."

Thank you yorkie, succint! I gracefully accept defeat, fish pee and will not cook fish for friend!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Its all a bit fishy to me "

Get your coat!!!!

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all a bit fishy to me

Get your coat!!!! "

I got it 2 posts up maybe 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???"

They do pee ...its the smell of amonia

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???"

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

They do pee ...its the smell of amonia "

Stop smelling fish pee!

You have a good name on site!

Do not spoil it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!"

They do.pee ...debate closed

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!

They do.pee ...debate closed "

Ok! Fish wee! But not to the point where they get bashful and sneak behind some shell or sea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!

They do.pee ...debate closed

Ok! Fish wee! But not to the point where they get bashful and sneak behind some shell or sea! "

Oh come on now ...they all want there privacy just like us when we wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

Cousteau

Finding nemo they are all holding it in, crossing there fins "

Are they anally retentive?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!

They do.pee ...debate closed

Ok! Fish wee! But not to the point where they get bashful and sneak behind some shell or sea!

Oh come on now ...they all want there privacy just like us when we wee "

That is your thoughts! and not! I repeat not the Virg/Mary/Reg/Coll/of Vet Medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish urinate either through their gills or through a "urinary pore." The latter eliminates urine that has been filtered via the kidneys. Saltwater varieties excrete most urine through the gills, while freshwater fish do so through the urinary pore. Saltwater fish take in a great deal of salt and must excrete it.

Thats not going for a pee! Its filtering via the kidneys! A onstant process....not popping behind a shell or some sea for a pee! Fish do not wee!

They do

I have watched lots of Jacques Couteau and Finding Nemo and not once, not once, has a fish gone for a wee!

Cousteau

Finding nemo they are all holding it in, crossing there fins

Are they anally retentive? "

They sure are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If fish pee'd their tanks would over flow and spill on the carpet.

They definitely definitely fart though and apparently some have fingers???

Excellent point! The debate is back on, the ratio of fish peeing and natural evaporation of water in bowl!

They do.pee ...debate closed

Ok! Fish wee! But not to the point where they get bashful and sneak behind some shell or sea!

Oh come on now ...they all want there privacy just like us when we wee

That is your thoughts! and not! I repeat not the Virg/Mary/Reg/Coll/of Vet Medicine "

Definitly my weird thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all a bit fishy to me

Get your coat!!!!

I got it 2 posts up maybe 3 "

Crikey you're a game girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all a bit fishy to me

Get your coat!!!!

I got it 2 posts up maybe 3

Crikey you're a game girl! "

I dont like game ...tastes to gamey

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!"

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!"

Depends on their regional accents though

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings "

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be "

I sea i sea

See what i did there to ...its all a load of pollock

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be

I sea i sea

See what i did there to ...its all a load of pollock "

I'm getting a haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be

I sea i sea

See what i did there to ...its all a load of pollock

I'm getting a haddock "

Oh thats slippery

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be

I sea i sea

See what i did there to ...its all a load of pollock

I'm getting a haddock "

You are getting a what????

You are no Salmon Rushdie!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim "

A substance called isinglass is used in beer production to stop it being cloudy. Isinglass is made from the swim bladder of fish.

So beer contains fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish sing!

Recent studies suggest a dawn chorus from fish!

Awesome i wonder if they can sing happy birthday or we 3 kings

I appreciate this evenings research via Virg/Maryland Coll Vet Med but now you are stuck in Finding Nemo mode....

A better plaice (see what I done there!) to be

I sea i sea

See what i did there to ...its all a load of pollock

I'm getting a haddock

You are getting a what????

You are no Salmon Rushdie! "

No hes the cod father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

A substance called isinglass is used in beer production to stop it being cloudy. Isinglass is made from the swim bladder of fish.

So beer contains fish "

Lovely ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim "

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee? "

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

Could be worse could be sat in a little tent at side of a pond sat fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about .."

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!"

They like you discussing them over a coffee

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee"

I can imagine the fish singing a dawn chorus to Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

I can imagine the fish singing a dawn chorus to Doc "

Nooooo something better than that

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee"

Starbucks should have aquaria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

"

Ever so relaxing

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing "

Perfect for a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social "

Fish love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

I can imagine the fish singing a dawn chorus to Doc "

While having a crafty wee behind the sunken galleon or a poo in that tumbledown castle no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

I can imagine the fish singing a dawn chorus to Doc

While having a crafty wee behind the sunken galleon or a poo in that tumbledown castle no doubt! "

Of course ...even doc knows they have to do it privatly

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it "

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

What happened to those places where you would go and sit and dangle your feet in the water and fish would nibble away to cleanse your feet!

Pretty poor life for those fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it "

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"What happened to those places where you would go and sit and dangle your feet in the water and fish would nibble away to cleanse your feet!

Pretty poor life for those fish!"

Apparently they were lactose intolerant and didn't like the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to those places where you would go and sit and dangle your feet in the water and fish would nibble away to cleanse your feet!

Pretty poor life for those fish!"

They are still around ...never had it done ..as it would freak me out my feet being attacked by little fish

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish "

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish "

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe"

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming "

Taste nice though

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming

Taste nice though "

Can't beat a minty fresh breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming

Taste nice though

Can't beat a minty fresh breath "

Especially after fishy breath

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming

Taste nice though

Can't beat a minty fresh breath

Especially after fishy breath "

Ye gods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish have a bladders but they help them swim

Think that their bladders are just depth control and staying upright, so technically not actually concerned with swimming....wtf where the hell did my life go wrong so that on a Saturday night I'm discussing fish and just drinking coffee?

Fish have a good life ..swimming about ..

Certainly better than mine at the minute!

They like you discussing them over a coffee

Starbucks should have aquaria

Ever so relaxing

Perfect for a social

Fish love it

8 out of ten neon tetra prefer it

They get eaten alive by the sucker fish

They are the polar opposite to blowfish

Polar bears get it bad ...walking to and froe

Not surprised !

Those glacier mints are shrinking due to global warming

Taste nice though

Can't beat a minty fresh breath

Especially after fishy breath

Ye gods! "

Is there a god in with the fish

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