FabSwingers.com forum: Profile faux-pas

By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes? What about it?

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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Corrected for grammar.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Off to check my spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it says 'fill in later'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either you were too fast, or I was too slow in my comment OP

When someone can't be bothered to fill theirs in. Why should I make the effort to chat to them, when they've made no effort in themselves?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"single men only"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big long epic up their own arse rambling!

It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!

It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!

Well if you cant catch a fish while balancing on a beach ball I'm sorry but we just aren't interested

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!

It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!

To be fair, it's always a big turn-on when a woman can balance my balls on her nose while she claps...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak in profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when it says 'fill in later'

And the profile is over a year old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."

You're got to be careful with the name blaming game because I have quite common christian names but neither are "classically" spelt. Available for private discussion if anybody's curious.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cock pics, loads of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anything on a profile puts me off i just ignore it - filthy dirt on pics is my quickest move on to the next thing

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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name...

You're got to be careful with the name blaming game because I have quite common christian names but neither are "classically" spelt. Available for private discussion if anybody's curious."

Yeah, I'm not talking about non-classical spellings. I'm talking "not only is that (hopefully) not your name, nobody ever spelled it like that. Ever."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No effort made with pics, i.e a trashy selfie.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."

Wot if thay are dyslexic ?

Y do sum people think spelling is the most inporntount thing on earth. Not everything is a spelling test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paragraph upon paragraph of silly jokes and innuendos.

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

Well for us it would be the main profile pic before we would look and read a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in progress! Wait that was a year ago!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Cock pics only

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Profile blurb that is the length of a novel.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my profile is rubbish at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only really look at single women's profiles if I'm searching and ranty ones where it's obvious that Fab has gone to their head a little bit makes me pull this face -

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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name...

Wot if thay are dyslexic ?

Y do sum people think spelling is the most inporntount thing on earth. Not everything is a spelling test."

And yet you manage to spell "Margate" correctly, which leads me to believe that you've at least been there, if not live there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly pants

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Blocked every one of your sex" but why would I want to meet a bitter lezbo in search of a female clit hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, do I need to check my profile for spelling mistakes and such?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like who I like any one elses profiles don't bother me in any way tbh,,I don't care

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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"OP, do I need to check my profile for spelling mistakes and such?

Yes. But just you.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

""Blocked every one of your sex" but why would I want to meet a bitter lezbo in search of a female clit hammer?"

"Clit hammer"!!

The banter is strong with this one!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm new to this"but been on over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!

It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!

Shit ours is long rambling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap pics. I don't read profiles.

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By *adbadredCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Cock pics... your and you're and as with everyone it seems.. the 2 pages of demands, I mean Christ what's wrong with general attraction, getting d*unk and then getting naked!! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very rare we have that reaction to a profile. Maybe we've been doing this for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, do I need to check my profile for spelling mistakes and such?

Yes. But just you. "

F..k off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very rare we have that reaction to a profile. Maybe we've been doing this for too long

I was thinking the same.

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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"OP, do I need to check my profile for spelling mistakes and such?

Yes. But just you.

F..k off

You love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi curious but lots veris and met lots men. long gone been curious lol. Marie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles that have long reams of blurb about what they'd do to you.

I have a low attention span and that does nothing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's very rare we have that reaction to a profile. Maybe we've been doing this for too long

I was thinking the same. "

Maybe we're just dead inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys profiles which start off with "good looking/handsome", when beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."

I always smile at this one, when their spelling is otherwise good.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

""I'm new to this"but been on over a year."

Or 'new to this' with a list of veris as long as your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos & user name can be enough to make me go

at times.

Thank fuck I'm not looking for women / couples otherwise you could add demands & lots of text in CAPITALS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional....

when it's spelled proffesional

I don't really care about spelling in a profile except when they profess to be well educated but can't spell professional. I would say that's irony but I'm not entirely sure... it's a long tome since I did English at school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Blocked every one of your sex" but why would I want to meet a bitter lezbo in search of a female clit hammer?

"Clit hammer"!!

The banter is strong with this one! "

Banter or bitterness?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi curious but lots veris and met lots men. long gone been curious lol. Marie"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!

It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!

Couldn't agree more anything more than a few paragraphs and i just move on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men I fancy saying they'll only meet women under 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys profiles which start off with "good looking/handsome", when beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Many a modest man on here

I hate "heavy cummer" like it's a bonus or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc"

I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that.

. Made me laugh anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see evert profile as a work of art, some are abstract some are detailed realist, and I view them all from the pink fluffy cloud I live on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What things instantly make you

at a persons' profile?

I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."

I live in Londoninium.

Ain't that how ya spell it?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Any that say ask,no !

Or mmmmmm ,cringey.

Miss

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Come across a couple of guys who claimed to be in the armed forces and their usernames reflected this.

But one couldn't spell soldier and the other couldn't spell squaddie (and it was part of their username).

I agree too about the incorrect spelling of professional. Why would you do that?

And also agree where a guy's profile pics are mainly of the variety of women he's fucked, and the photo is mid-fuck.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway. "

I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway. "

I loved that line, too.

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

Oh, oh!

and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too

(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.

It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Oh, oh!

and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too

(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.

It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)"

*can't

Oh the irony.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Oh, oh!

and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too

(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.

It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)

*can't

Oh the irony.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I seen a nice family portrait last night in the new photos..looked like mum , dad and their ten year old daughter....oops...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I seen a nice family portrait last night in the new photos..looked like mum , dad and their ten year old daughter....oops..."

Or the cock shots taken in what looks like a child's bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see evert profile as a work of art, some are abstract some are detailed realist, and I view them all from the pink fluffy cloud I live on

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I see evert profile as a work of art, some are abstract some are detailed realist, and I view them all from the pink fluffy cloud I live on

Some are purest minimalist.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)"

How cutesy, on the scale is my location?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)

How cutesy, on the scale is my location?"

Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway.

I loved that line, too.

It wouldn't matter who he was hanging out of, it could be a spring chicken. I just don't feel any attraction towards a man by looking at pics of a woman's arsehole and his thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)

How cutesy, on the scale is my location?

Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory

I'm going to change mine

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I like the backward balaclava wearing profile pics where they have been on for a week with two or three veris and guess what the people they've verified have balaclavas as well and they have also joined a week ago and they've only verified each other

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)

How cutesy, on the scale is my location?

Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory

And yet, with 'who's near' turned off, and hidden, so many men tell me they are close by and ready to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, oh!

and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too

(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.

It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)

*can't

Oh the irony.

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By *ee wonky willieMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Phone numbers on profile reek of desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway.

I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too

guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"

Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway.

I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too

guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"

Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house""

I loved that profile text. I had you hotlisted, and it always made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/16 11:41:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location

Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)"

Thank fuck, Naughty Lane ain't cutesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who say 'looks unimportant'

men who say they can MAKE a woman squirt

men with no pics on profile who claim to be single good-looking and athletic

men with massively photo-shopped pics

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley

It's usually statuses that make me go

- particularly the ladies who post pics at least twice a day - then post statuses pointing out how permanently horny they are and how much they need to wank/a cock!

Cheapening in the extreme in my view - about as classy as 'if you wanna fuck it - fab it!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, oh!

and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too

(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.

It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc

. Made me laugh anyway.

I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too

guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"

Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house""

Re-write my profile for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their profiles says newbies to the world of swinging, and they have been on over a year and got 50 veris, you know what your not new anymore

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