FabSwingers.com forum: Fab in Space: open for applications

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabgardia will orbiting Earth as an independent country of free floating love by 2025. It's secondary purpose is to protect the mother planet from meteorites and space debris.. Applications are now being received. What should special skills can you offer to be considered for this brave new venture? The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken."

And I start the job on Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.

And I start the job on Monday.

You're starting early.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll be the ships' doctor. I can do bandages, plasters and 'get better' kisses

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll be the teacher

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll be the teacher "

Please report to the medical bay for a pre-flight check-up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.

And I start the job on Monday.

Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.

I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll be the teacher

Please report to the medical bay for a pre-flight check-up

I'll be there now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the teacher "

I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll be the teacher

I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...

I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.

Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.

I'll see you in your pod.

Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm looking at the crew, I think I'll stay on Earth.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmm looking at the crew, I think I'll stay on Earth.

Ground control?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll either run the bar or bake the cakes or be chief Whip? You decide

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I can cook

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Has the gardener slot been taken yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always knew my degree in people that look good in skintight shiney suits selection processes would come in useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navigator...? I know all the stars - Max Boyce, Bruce Forsythe

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Will happily take on the roll of head of security and will be performing all the female cavity searches personally

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

I want a skintight shiny suit. Where do I sign?

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Beam me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm looking at the crew, I think I'll stay on Earth.

I could arrange for you to be shuttled in privately on an as required basis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the gardener slot been taken yet? "

I shall need evidence of experience on Biosphere One. An allotment perhaps? Hydroponics?...for food growing, preferably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the teacher

I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...

I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.

Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.

I'll see you in your pod.

Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready

A firm hand will be required. Curriculum development is lengthy and complicated. I shall expect you to take things down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabgardia, nice xD

I am and always will be an engineer

But I'm afraid I became an Asgardian on Thursday :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabgardia, nice xD

I am and always will be an engineer

But I'm afraid I became an Asgardian on Thursday :p"

A what, now?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll be the teacher

I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...

I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.

Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.

I'll see you in your pod.

Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready

A firm hand will be required. Curriculum development is lengthy and complicated. I shall expect you to take things down...

Take things down? So you want me to bring a notepad?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Im the Captain!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'll do security, run a tight ship, and Jayne can either do catering or childcare, with a neat sideline in sex-kittening (is that a word?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabgardia, nice xD

I am and always will be an engineer

But I'm afraid I became an Asgardian on Thursday :p

A what, now?

Asgardia. Some wild scheme to set up a nation in space, with a place at the UN. Fabgardia promises to be a lot more fun.

Any more engineers out there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im the Captain!"

We will be on a massive space station. You can be my shuttle pilot perhaps?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.

And I start the job on Monday.

Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.

I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc. "

I'll do arty stuff and by then I'll be good in a skin tight shiny suit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll do security, run a tight ship, and Jayne can either do catering or childcare, with a neat sideline in sex-kittening (is that a word?)

Welcome aboard. We need more like you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a skintight shiny suit. Where do I sign?"

I can organise a personal fitting....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

All crew members must report to the ships' doctor (me)for pre-flight check-ups.

Please form an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janitor/Cleaner

All I need then is a suitable EVE

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Janitor/Cleaner

All I need then is a suitable EVE

It was Wall-e that cleared up the rubbish. Eve just looked for plants.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Janitor/Cleaner

All I need then is a suitable EVE

It was Wall-e that cleared up the rubbish. Eve just looked for plants."

How sad am I for even knowing that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Janitor/Cleaner

All I need then is a suitable EVE

It was Wall-e that cleared up the rubbish. Eve just looked for plants."

What did you think I meant when I said Janitor/Cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.

And I start the job on Monday.

Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.

I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc.

I'll do arty stuff and by then I'll be good in a skin tight shiny suit

Artist and sex goddess in residence. Is there a grant we can apply for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore""

I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings

As long as there is no space docking

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll do arty stuff and by then I'll be good in a skin tight shiny suit

Artist and sex goddess in residence. Is there a grant we can apply for?

I'll look into that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be chief meteor defender....I have a very large tennis racquet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings

I shall expect a bespoke range of Fab cocktails...I am sure you could oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the mechanic in case any faults arise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be head of security...im good with aliens...

oh sorry good at alienating myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"

I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you...

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I can change a plug and I make good tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"

I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you...

I can change a plug and I make good tea

Sounds as if you'd be good in maintenance. No shiny suit I'm afraid, and your lair will be in the bowels of the station, behind lots of ductwork and pipes, and with no windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"

I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you...

I can change a plug and I make good tea

Sounds as if you'd be good in maintenance. No shiny suit I'm afraid, and your lair will be in the bowels of the station, behind lots of ductwork and pipes, and with no windows."
Aye captain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two engineers and a mechanic... I hope this station is pretty small, otherwise we'll be working all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two engineers and a mechanic... I hope this station is pretty small, otherwise we'll be working all the time!

You are so right. It mirrors the way society is going. Everyone wants to do the easy jobs!

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