FabSwingers.com forum: Funny compliments!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I've just been told that my freckles and bedsheets match.

It's a compliment, apparently.

It made me chuckle!

What funny/weird compliments have you received?

BG x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I always tell this one on here but I was once told I am quite skinny from behind....as I was being fucked doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read your profile, nice to see someone who doesn't want to sleep with half the site.

FFS this is a swinging site. It's like being back at school being judged on sleeping around, but they come on here looking for women who say yes

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By *rish BeastMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere port

Getting told by my mate's Mum that I had nice eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting told by my mate's Mum that I had nice eyelashes"

I've complimented a guy on his lashes before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'....Your beard makes you look your age.'

Thanks.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm pretty for a fat bird

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

The crowd that I go round in is of mixed ages. ..after being away for a while and being very active work wise I had slimmed and toned..one friend suddenly exclaimed "when did you get fit? ..not that type of fit. .you were cute now you're grrrr..older than my dad but still grrrrrr"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thought you where going to be stupid but your not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you where going to be stupid but your not"

No way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're arse is like an over inflated space hopper" that was a compliment, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As funny as this is...whoever said it does have a point

Definitely worth a fab

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Thought you where going to be stupid but your not

No way?

"
yep and i ended up seeing him for years till he got a gf lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As funny as this is...whoever said it does have a point

Definitely worth a fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought you where going to be stupid but your not

No way?

yep and i ended up seeing him for years till he got a gf lol"

Lol. That's funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me after seeing a recent pic that I'm starting to look almost normal now

. (After almost 4stone weight loss)

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

You're pretty for an old bird

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My husband told me I laughed like a horse. His friend replied "No, she hasn't got enough chin to be a horse"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mum told me after seeing a recent pic that I'm starting to look almost normal now

. (After almost 4stone weight loss) "

Wow, nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My husband told me I laughed like a horse. His friend replied "No, she hasn't got enough chin to be a horse""

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl once said to me, and I'll quote " fuck me that wasn't foreplay, that was fiveplay!"... I took it as a compliment, hence the name

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I once got told I look (and not on here) "too pretty to be that clever". Apparently it was meant as a compliment. I didn't take it as such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told I'm actually quite good looking when I'm not being so miserable, or some such variation on that.

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once got told I look (and not on here) "too pretty to be that clever". Apparently it was meant as a compliment. I didn't take it as such."

I wouldn't either!

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