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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lurpac spreadable.

NO.

IT IS NOT!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do "

You have to microwave it for a second or two. Especially in winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,'ve found that other "spreadable" butters don't spread all that well. It's not pure butter either as something is added to make it spread (or not spread! Lol) xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do "

You can't even spread it on warm toast FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do

You can't even spread it on warm toast FFS. "

i can tell this is ruining your morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O M G this is terrible news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do

You can't even spread it on warm toast FFS.

i can tell this is ruining your morning "

What gave it away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't. "

No no no, you shouldn't have said that.

Really, you shouldn't have.

Cos now I just have a picture in my head.

Can't get rid of it.

*beats forehead with heel of hand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No spreadable butter is spreadable ruins the bread annoys the fuck out of me

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't. "

Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!

Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?

On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't.

Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!

Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?

On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?

"

No daffodils were harmed in the making of this toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't.

Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!

Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?

On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?

"

Bread obvs.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"M&S hold ups.

Nope, they really don't.

Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!

Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?

On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?

Bread obvs. "

Hey you might be having a more exciting morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurpac spreadable.

NO.

IT IS NOT! "

You can spread it, but only on a house brick, I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lump of real hard butter melting ona hot crumpet - love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's not butter but "you can't believe it's not"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue."

My commiserations, Markoh. I too can't believe it's not better...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant pbone trading standards direct you have to go through CAB.

Took over a year to get my dryer sorted out after Indesit realised that they had built fire hazards

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Firstworldproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flora spreads straight from the fridge

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Flora spreads straight from the fridge"

Flora isn't butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue."

No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.

Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).

Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lurpac spreadable.

NO.

IT IS NOT! "

My lurpak spreadable spreads just fine, I don't put it in the fridge though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue.

No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.

Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).

Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........ "

I hate holdups that don't hold up, rolling holdups are annoying and not at all sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flora spreads straight from the fridge

Flora isn't butter "

Im a single bloke what do I know

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have an insulated plastic butter dish. My butter stays out of the fridge year round as a result. No film on it, stays cool in summer and spreadable in winter. Got it in a gadget shop years ago so they must be more readily available by now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FFS sake people.

Yes, I understand that if I don't put my lurpac in the fridge it'll spread easier.

But what the fuck am I supposed to do with an empty fridge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue.

No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.

Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).

Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........

I hate holdups that don't hold up, rolling holdups are annoying and not at all sexy "

Crumpets

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Lurpac spreadable.

NO.

IT IS NOT! "

It's not Thursday pal! No ranting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lurpac spreadable.

NO.

IT IS NOT!

It's not Thursday pal! No ranting! "

Oooooooooooooooooooofuckit

Epic fail.

*hangs head at the shame of it

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha ha sat rants aswell can be allowed

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha sat rants aswell can be allowed

Miss"

That's good to know.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

'Curvy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think yourself lucky! Inpossible to get Lurpak here

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine spreads just fine.

Turn your fridge down a touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine spreads just fine.

Turn your fridge down a touch"

No no no, far too sensible.

You know the Fab rules, find something really trivial, turn it into a first world problem, bleat about it on the forums and ignore the obvious solution.

Your logic will never catch on.

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By *unnynbugsCouple
over a year ago

Neath


"I,'ve found that other "spreadable" butters don't spread all that well. It's not pure butter either as something is added to make it spread (or not spread! Lol) xxx"

We've found tesco own spreadable butter slightly salted is the easiest to spread but it has to be kept in the fridge as it liquifies if left on the counter

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