FabSwingers.com forum: 3 greatest things about being single.... List them

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

1. Watching porn whenever I want

2. Wanking whenever I want

3. Watching porn and wanking whenever I want

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

Tut....No we don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 do what you want

2 where you want

3 when you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, i can wear my slobbies all day

2, i can watch whatever i want whenever i want

3, i don't have to share my sweets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

Tut....No we don't

Fibs

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

1. Can sit around in my boxer shorts and slob out

2. Sleep as much as I want

3. Can have a fuck fest whenever I fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Can sit around in my boxer shorts and slob out

2. Sleep as much as I want

3. Can have a fuck fest whenever I fancy "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"1, i can wear my slobbies all day

2, i can watch whatever i want whenever i want

3, i don't have to share my sweets lol"

I do that and I'm married!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

Tut....No we don't

Fibs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

Just burst your bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stressful free life

Bank has a lot of money in it

Can do whatever I want to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Take up all of the bed when ever and however I choose to. Be that alone or if I bring anyone home to it.

2. Get up when ever and however u choose to, no matter who I may have brought home last night. If I feel like getting up at 6am and hitting the gym or waking up at mid day, wanking then havinga brandy for breakfast.

3. Only report to myself.

" Where are you?"

" Mind your own business. And why are you talking to yourself? You can clearly see yourself in the mirror!!!"

"What time will you be home?"

" I have no idea, but seriously, why are you asking and why are you still taking to yourself?!"

Just, because!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.

2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")

3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)

So what's your's?

Wait....girls fart?

Tut....No we don't

Fibs

As if butter wouldn't melt lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Take up all of the bed when ever and however I choose to. Be that alone or if I bring anyone home to it.

3. Only report to myself.

" Where are you?"

" Mind your own business. And why are you talking to yourself? You can clearly see yourself in the mirror!!!"

"What time will you be home?"

" I have no idea, but seriously, why are you asking and why are you still taking to yourself?!"

Just, because!

This made me laugh lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being asked what is for dinner

Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess

Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

no grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do what I like when I like

I DONT have to ask for money anymore if I want to do something

Im free to explore my sexual likes

Happy single? You betcha

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I can do what I want

With who I want

When I want...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being asked what is for dinner

Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess

Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to"

I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need permission to fuck someone.

I can get as fat or thin as I want.

No abuse of any kind, unless I ask for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need permission to fuck someone.

Thats ok you can rape me anytime you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting to keep all your cash n waste it however you please.

No one to nag you about all your bad habits that you've worked hard to acquire over the years.

walking about town freely oggling sexy lasses instead of having to be sly about it.

Though I'd imagine No3 isn't an issue for lots of couples on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being asked what is for dinner

Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess

Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to

I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television. "

My kids have all left home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 do what you want

2 where you want

3 when you want"

This sums it up perfectly!

I love not having to compramise!

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich

dont have to be a mind reader.

dont have to remember birthdays, anniversarys eg when 1st met 1st holiday 1st moved in together or any other day a bloke is supposed to rember.

can watch rugby whenever i want.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Do what you want

Spend what you want

Do who you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can join a swingers site have have loads of casual sex.......

I can fly my pegasus when and where I want......

The fairies from the bottom of the garden can come to tea whenever they want...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

1. The sense of freedom it gives me

2. Not being controlled by anyone

3. Not having someone else spend my money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 do what you want

2 where you want

3 when you want"

This........ in a nutshell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my £££ is mine

I can kiss who I like

I'm not trapped in a crap relationship because of kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting to keep all your cash n waste it however you please.

No one to nag you about all your bad habits that you've worked hard to acquire over the years.

walking about town freely oggling sexy lasses instead of having to be sly about it.

Though I'd imagine No3 isn't an issue for lots of couples on here!"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I dont need to care about someone else.

2. I can be at the gym when I want and then follow my diet without any interruptions.

3. I can watch big brother and any programs I want and there will be more haribos for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being asked what is for dinner

Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess

Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to

I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television. "

It's a trap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being asked what is for dinner

Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess

Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to

I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television.

It's a trap!"

He needs a wife, or at least a girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Freedom

2) More Freedom

3) Freedom, freedom, threesome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) no pee sprayed on bathroom floor

2) no getting called at 2am to pick him up carrying a kebab stinking of stale booze.

3) good variety of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have to please myself

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that? "

Oi!

Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!

Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Oi!

Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!

Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!

Strangely even though I am in a couple, I still have my own opinion and it is based on when I was single. I was single for seven years and didn't want a partner. Every partner I had had had said I was too stubborn to change and would never find what I wanted. I was happy to be single too. I am not being smug about it, just giving mu opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Inviting guests

2.Fucking guests

3.Repeat

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

1) Tolerating the rest of the human race on my terms...

2) Er...

3) I'm off to drink whiskey in bed.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I go to football when I want

I wank when I want

I play Xbox and watch Tv when I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!

Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!

Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.can stay out as late as i want. 2,can watch what i want on the telly 3.have my own money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no point saying having the whole bed to myself as I still sleep on the same side I always did when I was married...

doing my own thing

having control of the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, i can wear my slobbies all day

2, i can watch whatever i want whenever i want

3, i don't have to share my sweets lol

I do that and I'm married!

Me too

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

None..........I hate it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, i can sleep at whatever angle i so wish and not get bum shoved outta bed.

2, The bath is alll mine, no nagging about perfumed bubbles.

3, I can leave my loo door open and not give a crap...

Unless thats what i am doing ofcourse

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wots so grate about being singall.

Ya....

You can do wot you want

Go wear you wont

Wotch wot you want wen you want

Sleep wear you want wen you want

Eat wot you want wen you want

Stay up wen you want

Meet hoo you want if your lukey

But......

no one to be with

No one to wake up with

No one to have company with

No one to talk to

No one hoo cers

No one to love......

Wots so grste.....

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

King size bed all to myself and no snoring

No-one telling me I have too many clothes/shoes

No sport on my tv, ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Watching porn whenever I want

2. Wanking whenever I want

3. Watching porn and wanking whenever I want "
ditto

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