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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. Go! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops meant to put this in the Swingers chat section, sorry!!

Mods can you move please? Ta!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why? "

Why not? It's a daily thing, might as well formalise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops meant to put this in the Swingers chat section, sorry!!

Mods can you move please? Ta! "

you re a bit late anyway...

didn't someone already start a married bashing thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't bash married people.

Chatting to them on the forum makes me an 'other woman' to any partner feeling wronged so it would hypocritical to bash them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, for the third time today?

Boring

How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why?

Why not? It's a daily thing, might as well formalise it "

I don't advocate enticing people to bash anyone. Even tongue in cheekily.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


".. Go! .."

Best not starting it at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What, for the third time today?

Boring

How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck? "

Even the married people?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

women get bashed..

men get bashed..

couples get bashed..

all a bit deja vu..

any Bishops on the site..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with."

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure being upfront with the bashing is what the bashees want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What, for the third time today?

Boring

How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?

Even the married people?"

Which ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with."

Do you have cheddar & pickle too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What, for the third time today?

Boring

How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?

Even the married people?

Which ones? "

The ones who are married of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Do you have cheddar & pickle too?"

You want a bop on the head with a cheese and pickle sammidge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky"

Done worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Do you have cheddar & pickle too?"

Cheddar with French bread? What is this infamy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you know what I really fancy right now?

Pickled onion Monster Munch!

I might be pregnant?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky

Done worse "

One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What, for the third time today?

Boring

How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?

Even the married people?

Which ones?

The ones who are married of course "

Married as couples

Married as single, but with partner in toe

Married as single, but lying

Married as single, with apparent consent

Married as single without consent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know what I really fancy right now?

Pickled onion Monster Munch!

I might be pregnant? "

Hope you are married!

Illegitimate monster munch babies are the cause of all societal ills.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

We've already had today's addition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky

Done worse

One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.

"

The thought of the crumbs just makes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm pickled monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know!?

Houseflies always hum in the musical key F.

True story. Apparently.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want baked camebet now or however you spell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been bashed already lol

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Oops meant to put this in the Swingers chat section, sorry!!

Mods can you move please? Ta! "

Is it still way too serious in there? I only brave it on very few occasions.

(I also have to watch the advice I give in 'Site Help' too, apparently "Fuck off you sad fake" isn't the approved way of welcoming newbies over there...)

Mr ddc

PS I'll be bashing Mrs ddc later if it helps? She's married, and so is her husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want baked camebet now or however you spell it "

Done on a bbq with garlic Thanks!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky

Done worse

One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.

"

an unusual filling perhaps..

but each to their own..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll take a married one

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I want baked camebet now or however you spell it

Done on a bbq with garlic Thanks! "

When's it ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a married one "

French bread or camembert? I didn't think that was possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want baked camebet now or however you spell it "

Oh yeah, get Bad Nanas French Stick for dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Do you have cheddar & pickle too?

Cheddar with French bread? What is this infamy? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know?

On average there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas! zoinks!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a married one

French bread or camembert? I didn't think that was possible? "

If they want to bring snacks for after then I'll take both please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know?

On average there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas! zoinks!!!"

Why just why Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically I'm still married

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky

Done worse

One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.

The thought of the crumbs just makes me "

He didn't report on the crumb situation.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


".. Go! .."

We're married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know?

On average there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas! zoinks!!!

Why just why Dan?

"

Enjoy your next countryside stroll!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you know what I really fancy right now?

Pickled onion Monster Munch!

I might be pregnant? "

God ,I love these, and no I can't be pregnant....can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.

Kinky"

Ooooh, kinky food play ... crusty bread crumbs in the bed do make people squirm around a bit though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know?

On average there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas! zoinks!!!

Why just why Dan?

Enjoy your next countryside stroll! "

Pffffft!

At least I'm not married and in danger of being clobbered to death by a french stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views? "

More importantly, sparklers are 3 packets for £1 at Morrisons this year!

I love sparklers - I might bulk buy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views? "
who complains though I read all negative views and just ignore them anyway I'm married and I am here to cheat I have my reasons like everyone else has on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why bash the married people after allowed of us play with consent of our wives/husbands for some reason or other....

So what's the problem??? -

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views?

More importantly, sparklers are 3 packets for £1 at Morrisons this year!

I love sparklers - I might bulk buy! "

You didn't answer the question though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr spanks my arse, does that count ?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!"

What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce. "

I'll go for the face. You bite their ankles

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!"

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce.

I'll go for the face. You bite their ankles "

Ankles? I'll kick the vajayjay

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!"

I'd have no reason to slap her......if she did me then yes!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I wouldn't bash marrieds, I just don't meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!"

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing "

I wasn't asking you lady!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

I'd have no reason to slap her......if she did me then yes! "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing "

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son? "

Then I'd say it's even weirder she's brought him

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son? "

I'd slip him my number

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?

I'd slip him my number "

I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?

I'd slip him my number

I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ..."

Is he on here?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I don't bash em I fuck em!

Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!

What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!

If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.

Just messing

What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?

I'd slip him my number

I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ...

Is he on here? "

Nope.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me..."

my hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get abuse and I ain't married I'm a widower still puts ppl off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about the married people it's about all the lies!

I'm sooooooo bored of it!

Just shut up and fuck me!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me...

my hero "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the married people it's about all the lies!

I'm sooooooo bored of it!

Just shut up and fuck me!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?

"

no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder, if anyone has ever married a French stick.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?

no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along."

I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?

no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along.

I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself."

going on a similar thread last night yes they were

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?

no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along.

I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself.going on a similar thread last night yes they were "

Oh right dunno...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's not about the married people it's about all the lies!

I'm sooooooo bored of it!

Just shut up and fuck me!

"

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me..."

Everyone sucombs to the dark side eventually...

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