FabSwingers.com forum: Haiku Friday?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haiku joking me?

Poetry on the forum

Are you a madman?

Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haiku are easy,

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chapeau sir

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I made up a bit

When she came lickety split

From fingering clit........

That's not really a Haiku cos it rhymes.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I need tea, she sighed

In a big pot, pretty please

Ah, thank you, Hatter!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?"

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

Bending the rules there

But I will let you off it

As you have nice lips

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

First line has 5 consonants, second 7 and third 5, and I don't think it needs to rhyme.

This is a famous one. I think the consonants work in Japanese.

You only live twice;

Once when you’re born,

And once when you look death in the face.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

Bending the rules there

But I will let you off it

As you have nice lips"

Bending, not broken

Thank you for the compliment

Have a kiss from me

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?"

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

Middle one is 8

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

Middle one is 8 "

Still only 7 according to my fingers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

Middle one is 8

Still only 7 according to my fingers

How many fingers have you got?

From-the-land-of-the-ri-sing-sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab poets corner

not what we had imagined

chinese for my tea

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

Middle one is 8

Still only 7 according to my fingers

How many fingers have you got?

From-the-land-of-the-ri-sing-sun "

Ha! She cried gladly!

From the Land of Rising Sun

You added a 'the!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is a Haiku?

Does Haiku work in English?

Or is it just fun?

A three line poem

From the land of Rising Sun

5,7,5 sonnants

So, five seven five.

Afraid yours is five eight six

So a slight fail there?

It's 5 7 5! I counted on my fingers, too

Middle one is 8

Still only 7 according to my fingers

How many fingers have you got?

From-the-land-of-the-ri-sing-sun

Ha! She cried gladly!

From the Land of Rising Sun

You added a 'the!"

Well bloody hell! You're right!

And THAT, folks, is how you make a right real dildo of yourself in the public forums.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My fingers are good

For lots of things, she winked,

Besides counting here!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Why he gently cried out,

Forever sighing at nothing happening today yesterday,

Patience a new day tomorrow

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am full of snot

Brain feeling like woollen mush

Not very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am full of snot

Brain feeling like woollen mush

Not very sexy"

Hope the lurgy clears

Sending hugs to warm you up

And a shot of rum

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I am full of snot

Brain feeling like woollen mush

Not very sexy"

I, too, am poorly

Lots going around just now

Curled up on sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Friday night at home

Still Game is on in a bit

Laughing like a loon

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Interesting mind blowing brain aching,

Words lines tumble forth like flowing waterfalls,

When usually nothing is said

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Three new profile views

Would be a decent day's score

But it took a month....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Haiku on my tinder.

Swiping right is fun

But I don't like the trout pouts

Please just smile, look real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Haiku about Haiku.

Five syllables first,

Then seven on the next line,

Finish with five more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea anyone

Fancy a fuck

Cup of tea anyone

Delightful and yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bringing some culture

Among the fuck, snog, avoid

Smug mode factor ten

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