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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone ever done any naked butlering or anything similar?

I was approached to do some a while ago but declined as I was in a relationship at the time and she wasn't keen on the idea, however been thinking recently about giving it a go. Just wondering about people's experiences??

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun. Might be a good job for a swinging party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a naked man come to my house and cook me eggs benedict. I didn't pay though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been pondering the idea of having some of the girls over and asking if there's a male that might be interested in doing this gratis......

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


"I've been pondering the idea of having some of the girls over and asking if there's a male that might be interested in doing this gratis...... "

I would give it a go. I wouldn't do it for free though.

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By *tevie1Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I would be happy to try it. It might be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it would be a laugh and apparently can pay quite well too so that's always a bonus

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I would fire the butler if eas walking around naked.

I had to have a serious word with him the other day when his tie knot was a bit loose.

Standards nowadays....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a thread for Merryteaser.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"This is a thread for Merryteaser. "

Not KinkyButler?

I quite fancy naked buttering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a thread for Merryteaser.

Not KinkyButler?

I quite fancy naked buttering. "

You're hired. Get your kit off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's good fun "

It's no hardship on the receiving end of your naked butler experience either

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive thought about doing it tbf think it would be good im sure theres got to be people that want it isnt there????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes"

How did you find the whole experience Joe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do naked waitressing at a swingers party if I knew the organizers - and I wouldn't charge. I think it sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be tempted but would want to start fully suited and get down to naked over the course of the butlering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's good fun

It's no hardship on the receiving end of your naked butler experience either "

I pour a good champagne.

The hens never complained about me either.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do it for donations for Macmillan etc? I like buff guys around and good causes are always a great idea.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's a nice idea, my butler isn't hot enough to fancy so could be fun.

Though don't underestimate the amount of work actually involved if you're going to do it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's good fun

It's no hardship on the receiving end of your naked butler experience either

I pour a good champagne.

The hens never complained about me either. "

It's hard to complain with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done this once, sort of, one on one.

I'd definitely do it again for someone or a small group. For a suitable reward, obviously.

Just one question: would I have to provide my own apron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's good fun

It's no hardship on the receiving end of your naked butler experience either

I pour a good champagne.

The hens never complained about me either.

It's hard to complain with your mouth full. "

to be fair you were more handsy than the hen parties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's good fun

It's no hardship on the receiving end of your naked butler experience either

I pour a good champagne.

The hens never complained about me either.

It's hard to complain with your mouth full.

to be fair you were more handsy than the hen parties "

Mark would say 'Needy baby Greedy baby' to desribe my handsy approach. I never had any complaints yet either. Now get your kit off. I need champagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have naked butlers at our burlesque events, its great fun as long as they aren't easily offended, I think most of them strip as well though so they definitely aren't shy

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Been to a few busy house parties where the barman was naked...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I had a company offer to interview me for naked Butler work, maybe I should get back in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id do naked chef and do some nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once cooked naked but no one wanted my cockisleaky soup and sausage in a baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a woman I know who's ex used to do the naked butlering in his spare time....no idea if he still does though lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh we do enjoy a naked butler.

I've got an apron here fellas, if you could call it that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun

I volunteer

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"it's good fun "

Thought you would be here with your pinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good idea , bu in reality I can see this being nothing short of being a bloody nightmare of a job.

Just like escorting, what if your client is 80's old and her son has booked you for a laugh so Gran can have one last quick grope?

are booked by a group of girls that do nothing but laugh at your package and body shape?

Not all clients are going to DD fit tanned hotties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a good idea , bu in reality I can see this being nothing short of being a bloody nightmare of a job.

Just like escorting, what if your client is 80's old and her son has booked you for a laugh so Gran can have one last quick grope?

are booked by a group of girls that do nothing but laugh at your package and body shape?

Not all clients are going to DD fit tanned hotties."

This is true, and I guess it would depend on the clientele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it as naked buttering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dressed for it and ready to go: just an apron loosely covering the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm dressed for it and ready to go: just an apron loosely covering the front "

If you are wearing an apron, won't you be overdressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we'd both try that in a swingers context, me more so.. The CFNM fantasy has always appealed, but I'd probably end up spilling drinks on people

-Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheapening the noble art of butlering?

How very dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a friend who does this, he makes a fortune, only 21.

Gets lots of sex too. Lucky young bastard!

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

I've not done it but would happily give it a go

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Just be careful if he offers to stir the drinks

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