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"Next you will be saying they lie about their age too " ..Yes that to | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." In my case it's because you can't specify half inches, so I rounded up. Our relative height came up on one of our first dates, and having been independently verified as the taller, I refused to put us down at being the same height when we joined here. Mr ddc | |||
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"Next you will be saying they lie about their age too " Yes, that too. For security reasons obviously we didn't put our *actual* birthdays on here. So shortly I will be visible for 7 days longer than I otherwise should be... | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." Well you know the answer to that don't you! | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." The expense in buying all those sky remotes to measure yourself can be prohibitive | |||
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"See most women have the whole 'if it don't start in 6, don't bother'. I'm the other way. If it starts in a 6 I have a wee freak out. There's many a looker on tinder been swiped no as they are 6'4. #ShortarseProbs" Damn, I'm 6'4 | |||
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"I'm actually 5 10 Nah, you're a 10 10. " Smoothly done | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so " Only 1 way to find out | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out " ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft " Did you hear that penny just drop | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft Did you hear that penny just drop " yes - rummaging around on the floor now trying to findit | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft Did you hear that penny just drop yes - rummaging around on the floor now trying to findit " While your down there couldn't resist | |||
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"I'm actually 5 10 Nah, you're a 10 10. " Smooth fella | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft Did you hear that penny just drop yes - rummaging around on the floor now trying to findit While your down there couldn't resist " so long as you help me up - bad backhere and all that | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." Indeed...then there's hundreds who are just ' fabulous'... what is fabulous size again? M & S must be doing a boom in it. | |||
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"I have come to the conclusion if I want to meet someone at least 5'7" I need to look at profiles that say they are 6' at the shortest " Nooo! That's just making people think they need to lie Youll have couples saying there's 5 of them in the hope you'll be happy when 2 turn up | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." I am 8 foot tall and have a metre long cock ;) no lie But with no precenceptions or expectations people generally take me as they find me or they don't. Had plenty of half truths / outright lies heard on here too. Bottom line is the actual meet face to face. All good? Then lets take it to the next level.. Not to your expectations? Lets leave it there, thank you. Simples. Yes it can be a pain, but remember, Fab IS blind date till you confirm for yourself that the words on the screen are actually coming from a person who has painted a picture. Make sure that picture matches. Dave | |||
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"I'm only 3ft and a dimp really not so Only 1 way to find out ive met you - youre way more than 3 ft Did you hear that penny just drop yes - rummaging around on the floor now trying to findit While your down there couldn't resist so long as you help me up - bad backhere and all that " Good God let's not go down that Rd I've a list grows by the day but God it was fun getting them | |||
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"I have come to the conclusion if I want to meet someone at least 5'7" I need to look at profiles that say they are 6' at the shortest Nooo! That's just making people think they need to lie Youll have couples saying there's 5 of them in the hope you'll be happy when 2 turn up " It's minefield a bloody minefield | |||
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"I have come to the conclusion if I want to meet someone at least 5'7" I need to look at profiles that say they are 6' at the shortest Nooo! That's just making people think they need to lie Youll have couples saying there's 5 of them in the hope you'll be happy when 2 turn up It's minefield a bloody minefield " Always best to be honest. Steve, Pete, Sue, Dave, Ange and Karen | |||
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"Which is why we have socials first. Get to see what they are lying about..... Our ages are truthful.... Pauls height is correct.... But I'm 5ft 5 and a half not 5ft 6 " So am I, but there was no way I was rounding down on this site! | |||
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"I've met one guy who stated he was 5'10 on his profile, the reality was he was shorter than me when he stood up to say goodbye! I was debating whether to pat him on the head goodbye " Some lass actually verified me as tall. Apparently they expected me to be shorter despite displaying my height in my profile. What cynical people there are out there! | |||
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"I've met one guy who stated he was 5'10 on his profile, the reality was he was shorter than me when he stood up to say goodbye! I was debating whether to pat him on the head goodbye " Yep been there | |||
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"I've met one guy who stated he was 5'10 on his profile, the reality was he was shorter than me when he stood up to say goodbye! I was debating whether to pat him on the head goodbye " What, Benny Hill style | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... " Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest." Honestly I'm 5ft 7 wether i like it or not that's it I'm afraid | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I." Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day | |||
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"Next you will be saying they lie about their age too " Or their marital status! | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day " I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* | |||
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"Do people ever say they are shorter than they really are? You only ever hear about people lying about being taller! Being fairly tall myself, I've never felt the need to exaggerate " Yes they do. I know from personal experience! | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* " I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant" Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? | |||
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" I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then?" Watching you two play is genuinely one of my favourite things on Fab. | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then?" No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting " Ooo did I win? | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting " How very common. As I tell my daughter, Sarcasm is the *lowest* form of wit. | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting How very common. As I tell my daughter, Sarcasm is the *lowest* form of wit. " I think sometimes SU need to take a risk and fund someone interesting on more than a single level.. their prepensity to fund one-dimensional forum cartoon characters in an effort to be "scene" belittles us all | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* " *locks door and shags all the other bitches, while you attempt to fling dung at yourself | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting How very common. As I tell my daughter, Sarcasm is the *lowest* form of wit. I think sometimes SU need to take a risk and fund someone interesting on more than a single level.. their prepensity to fund one-dimensional forum cartoon characters in an effort to be "scene" belittles us all " Funny that, I was thinking about submitting: "Discomfort, discord and discontinuity as data: using FabSwingers to research sensitive topics." Lots of mileage in that. | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* *locks door and shags all the other bitches, while you attempt to fling dung at yourself " *sighs, grabs Ace's scrawny neck, rips his legs off and beats him to death with the soggy ends* Law of the jungle, innit? And don't call the women bitches. | |||
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"And don't call the women bitches. " I've slept with a few dogs in ma time, but I preferred the bitches | |||
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"I am 5ft and 11 inches... I look taller because I am skinny... Confession Time: I seldom meet couples where the man is taller than me... probably some weird psychology on my part there... Fair point - I'm not keen on men who are much taller than I. Is it an alpha thing? Dominance thing? At a subconscious level? I think I should probably drill down into it... or not it's Friday a whimsical moment on a delightful day I'd never really thought about it but now you mention it... *beats chest in traditional warning to other males, farts and retires to his pen* I might write a paper.. Sydney university owe me a research grant Your proposal for "Sexual equality for the skinny male" didn't work out then? No.. apparently they received many grant applications that year and do you know what won? "Forum sarcasm and low wit: attractive or not?" Still... the results have been interesting How very common. As I tell my daughter, Sarcasm is the *lowest* form of wit. I think sometimes SU need to take a risk and fund someone interesting on more than a single level.. their prepensity to fund one-dimensional forum cartoon characters in an effort to be "scene" belittles us all Funny that, I was thinking about submitting: "Discomfort, discord and discontinuity as data: using FabSwingers to research sensitive topics." Lots of mileage in that." Well I do have a working title for a new one "Missed points: seeing the hidden context in an open forum (How high above did it really whoosh (with graphs!))" | |||
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"Do people ever say they are shorter than they really are? You only ever hear about people lying about being taller! Being fairly tall myself, I've never felt the need to exaggerate " Yeah, my mathematical formula based on experience shows that once they exceed 6'5" some men round down an inch or two. | |||
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"Do people ever say they are shorter than they really are? You only ever hear about people lying about being taller! Being fairly tall myself, I've never felt the need to exaggerate Yeah, my mathematical formula based on experience shows that once they exceed 6'5" some men round down an inch or two. " 6"4' and shrinking... | |||
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"Why do people tell porkie pies about how tall they are ,when you meet them they are much shorter than it says on their profile,dont understand it,just be honest. Honestly I'm 5ft 7 wether i like it or not that's it I'm afraid " I dream of being 5' 7". | |||
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"I'm actually 5 10 Nah, you're a 10 10. Smooth fella " One does one's best. | |||
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"I've never had a problem with my height I couldn't give a fuck if others do " So that means I would have to rearrange the cushions if I wanted to fuck you doggy style | |||
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"I've met one guy who stated he was 5'10 on his profile, the reality was he was shorter than me when he stood up to say goodbye! I was debating whether to pat him on the head goodbye Yep been there " It's those bloody heels...you keep changing them each time...I've just one pair of shoes and the slowly wearing down.... | |||
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"Do people ever say they are shorter than they really are? You only ever hear about people lying about being taller! Being fairly tall myself, I've never felt the need to exaggerate Yeah, my mathematical formula based on experience shows that once they exceed 6'5" some men round down an inch or two. " | |||
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"Does height matter when you are lay down" Woman look taller when I'm kneeling between their legs. | |||
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