FabSwingers.com forum: If you were President

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Let's try a light hearted thread and see if we can all be nice together.

If you were President, what would you most look forward to? Visiting Area 51 and playing with the aliens? Getting to fly about on Air Force One and Marine One? Looking through the book of secrets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def area 51 just to see they wee aliens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say president I presume you must mean of America?

If so I'd try to bequeath The U.S.A back to Britain as a gift to her Majesty the Queen...all in secret, leave a note in the White House saying "all our deeply entrenched societal issues are your's to deal with now Queeny! There is some Earl Grey under he desk for when shit hit the chip fat!" let it blow up on the news. Then watch from a secret Island the global confusion that entails...and hide...like forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's try a light hearted thread and see if we can all be nice together.

If you were President, what would you most look forward to? Visiting Area 51 and playing with the aliens? Getting to fly about on Air Force One and Marine One? Looking through the book of secrets? "

Failing that I'd deffo go check to see if Aliens exist in Area 51.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I would be killed withen a week for being extra honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fucking hard

Optimistic answer - I'd just look forward to meeting all the other people in government and having some of the best political debates ever.

Realistic answer - I'd probably just be looking forward to being a former president.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

If you were President, what would you most look forward to? "

Surely it would have to be the blow-jobs from the Political Interns?

Stands to reason.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blow jobs from interns n the not inhaling!

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Put the Swimming Pool Back in the W.H

Try & shoot someone from the 3rd floor window of a book depositry window in Dallas .

Tell the 1st Press conference the moon landings were not real

Kulor not color ( phonetic)

A Fanny is not an arse !!

Polyfilla that big F*cking crack

called the grand canyon .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was aliens in Area 51 or elsewhere then I very much doubt if the President would get to know about it - above top secret and plausible deniability and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's try a light hearted thread and see if we can all be nice together.

If you were President, what would you most look forward to? Visiting Area 51 and playing with the aliens? Getting to fly about on Air Force One and Marine One? Looking through the book of secrets? "

Closing the Clintons down, getting America's nose out of all foreign affairs, shutting down the NRA, giving everyone cop a personal bollocking, and inviting every Mexican to jump over the wall and giving them a FREE passport just so I could piss off the rednecks out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and sorting their language out.

We Brits invented so they have to stick to the rules and we're going to start with the word Aluminium.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd (mr) have putin as my vice president as he seems to ne the only one who knows what he's doing. I'd also have blair and obama charged with war crimes, and go after taxes from all these big companies that appear to run the country.

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley

I really don't think I'd like to be president - or prime minister - but other than fighting for social justice - yeah Area 51 would be on my list - as well as all the black tie functions where I get to play dress-up!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd hire and then fire Donald Trump, just for the LULZ

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'd have female interns everywhere in the White House adhering to a strict dress code of my liking, whilst flirting with Kim Jong Un on FaceTime hovering fingers over red buttons!!

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

If I designated Disney Land a National Park, does that mean it would be free to enter?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

For anyone who believes that the President can visit Area 51 and see what happens there, you will be disappointed.

The President is not told so that there is a barrier of plausible deniability (source....Independence day [1997])

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If I were President, I'd give Donald Trump his own little island nation - something small but feasible, maybe Guam - that he could run as his own personal fiefdom. Hell, anyone who felt strongly enough about supporting Trump could go live there.

I'd be very interested to see what happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

But think of the mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you."

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were President, I'd give Donald Trump his own little island nation - something small but feasible, maybe Guam - that he could run as his own personal fiefdom. Hell, anyone who felt strongly enough about supporting Trump could go live there.

I'd be very interested to see what happened.

It'd be a living social and economic experiment all in one.

I hypothesise that within 20 years maximum the Island would divide and there would be gunfire skirmishes over political ideologies or resources.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd be very interested to see what happened.

It'd be a living social and economic experiment all in one.

I hypothesise that within 20 years maximum the Island would divide and there would be gunfire skirmishes over political ideologies or resources."

Could be Heaven, could be Hell.

Who can say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

Just remember how adorable I am when you rule the world.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

Just remember how adorable I am when you rule the world.

There will be glitter and fairy dust... and blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

Just remember how adorable I am when you rule the world.

There will be glitter and fairy dust... and blood"

...and cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was aliens in Area 51 or elsewhere then I very much doubt if the President would get to know about it - above top secret and plausible deniability and all that

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read the podesta emails that WikiLeaks released very interesting he wants the truth to come out. They are hiding more than stealth technology in area51 as soon as you cross into the area men with guns are all over you the truth will come out one day.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"If there was aliens in Area 51 or elsewhere then I very much doubt if the President would get to know about it - above top secret and plausible deniability and all that

read the podesta emails that WikiLeaks released very interesting he wants the truth to come out. They are hiding more than stealth technology in area51 as soon as you cross into the area men with guns are all over you the truth will come out one day."

You should speak to Frank the Pug.....he knows what the Arquillians are talking about.

Or David Icke who will give you the true line that the Royal Family are alien lizards.

Personally, as a feasible alternative, I am considering having an extended session at the local this evening.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I would change the calendar, so that there were 5 work days, and 3 days for the weekend.

Vote Lisa

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Trying to keep a straight face, while saying "I have not had sexual congress, with the interns"

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I would change the calendar, so that there were 5 work days, and 3 days for the weekend.

Vote Lisa

Im CLCC, and I support this message.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I would change the calendar, so that there were 5 work days, and 3 days for the weekend.

Vote Lisa

Im CLCC, and I support this message."

Thank you, y'all, and God Bless Fab

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I would change the calendar, so that there were 5 work days, and 3 days for the weekend.

Vote Lisa

Errm... that's an 8 day week. That would really fuck people's heads up.

Go for a 3 day w/end ad a 4 day working week? Much simpler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youd all be fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

Just remember how adorable I am when you rule the world.

There will be glitter and fairy dust... and blood

...and cookies."

Cookies yes Blood no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were president I'd cover everything in Glitter and Fairy Dust

This is why no one would vote for you.

I dont think thats true. I'd make an awesome president although I'm holding out for "Ruler of the World"

You keep holding out for that.

Im totally convinced its going to happen just waiting for the call

Just remember how adorable I am when you rule the world.

There will be glitter and fairy dust... and blood

...and cookies.

Cookies yes Blood no

No blood?

What's even the point then?

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I would love visiting various military bases and playing with all the toys

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Put the white house on wheels, then have it tour the country.

Makeep it legal for 1 weekday, be a come to work in your underwear only day.

Make guns illegal for private citizens, replace them with water pistols. It would a bit like the patch for smokers.

Make law that 1 weekday a week the Senate, crossdress if they are not good enough they get to clean the toilets.

Put in a wage cap for every government worker, they get a bonus on if their constituents think they are doing a good job.

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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

How about make every politician who ever said "homosexuality is a choice", "choose" to be a homosexual for a year to prove their point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were president I would build that wall on the Mexican border.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I would rename american football big girly tugby rubgy so the beautiful game can be called football and not soccer...

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