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Whats the most Annoying thing that Happened?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

While swinging to you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When your all getting horny and start to chat about kids or when had there bits looked at for STDs . lol

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

our first attempt at a 3 some.. she spent the first hour chatting about her new grandson and showing us pictures and texting her daughter... ok we understood she was excited... but put us right of our stroke every time we tried changing the subject back to fun the phone rang and she would check her texts.

gave it up as a lost cause and just had a cuppa and chatted about kids..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when meeting with a guy we were getting all steamy and when he took his jeans off there was an almighty clunk on the floor, so i looked down and saw his false leg lying in the middle of my flor.nearly sied as had no ides pmsl

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sometimes I get carried away and go too high and the chain wears against the rubber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting an angry phone call from the guy's girlfriend a couple of weeks later - I knew he was coupled up and that they were on here singly and as a couple so I took as read he'd told her he was going to see me. Except he didn't and she found my number in their condom bag then rang me to find out why I was sneaking around with her man.

Understandably she was really pissed off (I would be too), but once we'd chatted it was clear her anger was with him. I honestly thought he'd cleared it with her.

Lesson learned - next time I play with any guy solo who has a partner, I'll be wanting to speak to her to check she's comfortable about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While swinging to you ??"

Having my hands covered in baby oil and trying to open a packet of condoms !! you need a jackhammer to open those things sometimes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I get carried away and go too high and the chain wears against the rubber. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a guy i was playing with in the hot tub kept follow his wife around it so he could touch her leg with his foot while my hubby playing with her........... lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I hate it when I arrive for a meet after weeks of communication and waiting and they have failed to provide all the items on my instruction list.

I mean they have weeks to organise them, there's only 120 items on there and lube does now come in 25 litre drums so there's really no excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when I arrive for a meet after weeks of communication and waiting and they have failed to provide all the items on my instruction list.

I mean they have weeks to organise them, there's only 120 items on there and lube does now come in 25 litre drums so there's really no excuses. "

be fair you cant really expect me to get the sphynx into my front room let alone find a dog collar big enough to fit round its neck, also did you realise that item 117 isnt real? the cow from the nursery rhyme 'hey diddle diddle' no such thing as a flying cow....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A few flying pigs around though

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A few flying pigs around though "

Come on name and shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few flying pigs around though

Come on name and shame. "

obviously ruggers meant the flying police helicopters.. DUH... lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"A few flying pigs around though

Come on name and shame. "

The man who said lube comes in 25 litre drums, we all know it comes in 20 litre cans !

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

first foursome, all going well nice meal glass of wine etc.

the lady insigated the play and all was fine, then something just clicked and she went 'cold'.

fair one, bit wierd but not the end of the world

had a chat and they said lets go for a drink, off to the pub all nice and fine thinking well at least we can have each other later

back to theirs, the lady again kicks it off yt is a bit wary but lets see.

she leaves the room, her partner and my lady start using their mouth on me.

she walks back in looks at whats going on and slaps him really hard!

End of play as a four

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A few flying pigs around though

Come on name and shame.

The man who said lube comes in 25 litre drums, we all know it comes in 20 litre cans ! "

Well wriggled out of. Respek!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Phew !

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

was all a bit strange but transpired that she did not know he was bi, mind u neither did i till he started helping mrs surrey lol.

by then we had had too much to drink to drive so retired to seperate rooms and we were enjoying each other with the door closed, they were also doing the same which was a good sign for them but with their door wide open.

had a good chat to each other on the way home, happy to knock it on the head swinging wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it when I arrive for a meet after weeks of communication and waiting and they have failed to provide all the items on my instruction list.

I mean they have weeks to organise them, there's only 120 items on there and lube does now come in 25 litre drums so there's really no excuses. "

*starts to pale and panic* ...where the f**k did I put the list?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"A few flying pigs around though

Come on name and shame.

The man who said lube comes in 25 litre drums, we all know it comes in 20 litre cans ! "

'the man'

'the man'

I am legend woman!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Item 102 is only available form specialist street dealers in Kyrgyzstan and should only be transported in ceramic containers held in a lead outer.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"While swinging to you ??

Having my hands covered in baby oil and trying to open a packet of condoms !! you need a jackhammer to open those things sometimes !! "

Why bother? Once you've got baby oil on a condom, it's useless anyway, it will have developed microscopic holes within 60 seconds exposure to mineral oil (as used in Baby Oil). Just because it looks intact, doesn't mean it is.

Try this - put some water in a condom, rub some baby oil on it and watch to see the water escaping, it's an eye-opener!

(Latex condoms, obviously.)

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I make my own lube from the rendered body fat of my victims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make my own lube from the rendered body fat of my victims. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met a couple once and they looked nothing like their photos, we had a chat and went it put us off for a while.

But had good meets since then so all good for now, Touch wood LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one ghastly meeting for a drink with someone off here - we had plenty in common on paper but face to face it was a disaster. He spent half an hour telling me about his regular holidays to Thailand with "the lads" to shag ladyboys. I had to invent another meeting as an excuse to go (it was a weekday afternoon) and even then he kept pressing me to stay for another coffee. I couldn't leave quick enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one ghastly meeting for a drink with someone off here - we had plenty in common on paper but face to face it was a disaster. He spent half an hour telling me about his regular holidays to Thailand with "the lads" to shag ladyboys. I had to invent another meeting as an excuse to go (it was a weekday afternoon) and even then he kept pressing me to stay for another coffee. I couldn't leave quick enough. "
What lovely chat you must have had, We like to just chill and have fun nothing to intense !

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