FabSwingers.com forum: Best Sex Quotes

By *aughtius Maximius OP Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Erotic is when you use the feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken!!

Roseanne Barr:

I like kinky sex with chocolate. I call it S&M&M.

Woody Allen:

Sex is the most fun i`ve had without laughing!

Don`t knock masturbation. It`s sex with someone I love

Who is this Greek bloke called Clitoris they keep talking about?

The only thing I miss about sex? The cigarette afterwards!

A Greek proverb:

A woman for duty. A man for pleasure. A goat for ecstasy!

I had a wank in the car the other day. I won`t be doing that again. The taxi driver was furious!!

Wanna fuck??

Looks like you talked me into it you sweet talking bastard!