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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....the poster above. What THREE words do you say?

Play nice

BG x

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Oh, hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, hello there

Please don't scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's The Fuck!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out my car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*what*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]"

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"What's The Fuck!!!!!!

Shall we spoon

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"What's The Fuck!!!!!!

Shall we spoon

Too slow again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!"

Oh. 3 words. Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!"

Not again please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you better run!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh em gee

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!

Oh. 3 words. Nah."

You still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:39:49]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"you better run!"

Bend over bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!

Not again please"

You love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!

Oh. 3 words. Nah.

You still here?"

Please untie me

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:36:40]

You said you were a fun lover! Now bend the fuck over!

Oh. 3 words. Nah.

You still here?

Please untie me"

Bugger me!!

What you doing in my bed?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Bloody beer goggles!!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:39:49]"

Quite right too

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

{to Mrs ddc}

Phone the police!

(if I've mis-timed this and there's a hotty above me, this is my first and only attempt at one of these threads

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Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,,get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:39:49]

Quite right too

*sobbing

I'm fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? You again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh,,,get out

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See? Didn't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"eh,,,get out

OMG

Say what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that chocolate?

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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

My bum hurts

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

Ha ha ha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

Ha ha ha

He's let himself go. I'll trade him in for a younger model

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

Ha ha ha

I'm fucking ruined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was great

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That was awful

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"That was awful"

What was awful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was awful

What was awful?"

the open fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not clem!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

Ha ha ha

He's let himself go. I'll trade him in for a younger model

I ws thinking that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my pants

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Don't tell anyone

Wake up bitch

We're not finished

Poetic licence as there's two of us

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"You're not clem! "

Bigger pants please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:52:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah yer only pleasing yerselves here

pffft

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"eh,,,get out

OMG

Say what now?"

Rohypnol does work then...

How dare you drug me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:52:34]"

I turned you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:52:34]"

Aww... want some?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 18:52:34]"

Round three then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you better run!

Bend over bitch

you wish sweetheart

Ha ha ha

He's let himself go. I'll trade him in for a younger model

lmfao actually losing weight been doing lots of cardio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh,,,get out

OMG

Say what now?

Rohypnol does work then...

How dare you drug me!! "

Dead parrot joke?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"eh,,,get out

OMG

Say what now?

Rohypnol does work then...

How dare you drug me!!

Dead parrot joke?

God does exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 19:00:28]

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"[Removed by poster at 13/10/16 19:00:28]"

Say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, fab straight.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Ah, fab straight. "
oh, fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you? XXX

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Who are you? XXX"

Can I touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still dripping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping. "

Squeal piggy squeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal"

Strip don't speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Strip don't speak

Doe a deer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal"

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Strip don't speak

Doe a deer....

Well I never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Strip don't speak

Doe a deer....

Well I never

oh i say

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Strip don't speak

Doe a deer....

Hmmmm hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe this is a dream...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Strip don't speak

Doe a deer....

Well I never

Fancy a spoon ?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Maybe this is a dream...

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, fab straight. "

You're not Scarlet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're still dripping.

Squeal piggy squeal

Is it in?"

Echo echo echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone please kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone please kill me "

You cannot count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone please kill me "

Pass the gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THREE words people, THREE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone please kill me

Pass the gun

Here's extra bullets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe this is a dream...

Definitely my dream

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Am I dreaming?

(fingers crossed it's not Joe again

)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone please kill me "

There's always one!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Am I dreaming?

(fingers crossed it's not Joe again

)

Mr ddc"

Let's go again!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Make me coffee

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Make me coffee"

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4! "

One more time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?"

Nothing happened right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf did you put in my drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?! "

Fancy a soaking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss honey - coffee, tea, me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?!

Fancy a soaking?

Sticky from honey?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?!

Fancy a soaking?

Sticky from honey?"

Hello sexy stuff

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?!

Fancy a soaking?

Sticky from honey?

Hello sexy stuff

Fancy a fuck.......again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?!

Fancy a soaking?

Sticky from honey?

Hello sexy stuff

Fancy a fuck.......again "

Say aaah please

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By *ureTemptationWoman
over a year ago

Off the grid

"Make me coffee

No...you make it!

I know that's 4!

One more time?

Nothing happened right?!

Fancy a soaking?

Sticky from honey?

Hello sexy stuff

Fancy a fuck.......again

Say aaah please"

Oi duvet thief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the CIA/FBI/NSA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Call the CIA/FBI/NSA."

Bite my ass

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Lets go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets go again

Coffee first please

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Who are you?"

Fancy a ride?

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Where is breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the Dettol!!

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

"Lets go again

Coffee first please"

Keep you awake

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Where's my toys

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Where's the Dettol!!"

We drank it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude where's my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you haven't

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