FabSwingers.com forum: best movie quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I just heard, from Me myself and Irene..Jim Carrey " dont be mad my little pussy fart.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you ain't going to shit right for a week...Bad Santa

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"you ain't going to shit right for a week...Bad Santa "

Is that avatar supposed to be for Halloween?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have no power over me.....

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.. Jessica Rabbit

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"You have no power over me..... "

Nice!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

" you cock juggling thundercunt"

Blade trinity

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Gordon's alive!

Makes me smile anyway...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Every parent will totally do this!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

and I will kill you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got shit on your shoe, you shitty shoe'd bastard

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my name is jeff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean, let me understand this cause, y'know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cunt leaves here til we find out which cunt did it. Who the fuck are you? Aaaaaaargh Francis Begbie trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ain't going to shit right for a week...Bad Santa

Is that avatar supposed to be for Halloween?

old pic from 2010 after a d*unken night out, I ended up getting punched in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Mmmmmmmmm gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Mmmmmmmmm gin.

Brilliant film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls stink.

They stink, they're all evil and they stink."

Something like that I think.

Buffalo 66.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry my dear, but I really MUST put my foot down! Er, with your permission of course..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

any of you pigs move and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry, Harry HARRY!!!!!

what?

Its an inanimate fucking object!

Your an inanimate fucking object

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

50 bucks grandad, 75 and your wife can watch!

Pretty woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two, are skating on very fucing thin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be underneath it when it breaks, nah fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now! I'm going to ask you again, and if you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling the bear Jew over, and he's going to take that bat of his and beat you to death with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Can't rain all the time!

The Crow

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Jack as the joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Say hello to my little friend'

Scarface.... classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried a watermelon"

And

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

We're on an express elevator to hell.... Going down!

Hudson - Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, fuckerty, fuck, fuck fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away"

The Kergan from highlander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can kill you with a single stare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rub Another Mans Rhubarb

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You've got shit on your shoe, you shitty shoe'd bastard"

And I'm the shoe shine boy.......tops !

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mr blond : you want me to shoot this piece of shit Joe.

Mr White : you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love rumours! Facts can be so misleading, where rumours, true or false, are often revealing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now you're in charge of 2 things, jack and shit..and jack's gone missing

evil dead 3 army of darkness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a tail too"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you get hold of my father of the bride speech notes????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you look like freddie kruger got facefucked by a topographical map of utah

deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woof woof..that's my other dog impression

kelly's heroes

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"im here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and im all outa gum "

Roddy Piper "they live"

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

I have a voice like an angel and a body for sin.

Working girl/Melanie Griffith

You have the voice of an angel and the body of a dumper truck.

Said to me by a work mate!!!!!yes i did laugh at his quote.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I'll be your huckleberry and i'm coming and hell's coming with me

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By *alnSimCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins, London!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna go jail or do you want to go home (training day)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ain't going to shit right for a week...Bad Santa "
Billy Bob Thornton ?

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

A wink from a pretty girl at a party rarely results in a climax,

but a man is a fool if he does not push a suggestion as far as it will go

Colonel Radl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armys of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal to the true emporer , Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Gets me everytime and i dont know why.

I know what i am going to watch right now.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Good cos we've got one!

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By *rdinaryladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Cluster fuck

Heartbreak Ridge

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

""You mean, let me understand this cause, y'know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you?'"

Brilliant film..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be your huckleberry and i'm coming and hell's coming with me "

Great film. Val Kilmer was superb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv come to chew bubblegum and kick ass.and I'm all out of bubblegum .they live roddy piper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

king Kong ain't got shit on me denzil Washington training day

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Big Liam and I are from the same town.

You might actually think I am his younger brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the best one ever!! And I read it in my best Liam Nielson voice (in my head).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No body makes me bleed my own blood

Dodgeball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cock juggling thunder cunt!

Ryan Reynolds - Blade Trinity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tho closely followed by:

No!! Noooo!I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again!

The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

And I will make them PAY for what they've done!

Think I just outted myself as a geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tho closely followed by:

The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

And I will make them PAY for what they've done!

Think I just outted myself as a geek

You broke your little ship. See you around Ahab

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By *hadow_MoonMan
over a year ago

St Columb Major, Cornwall

"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travis Bickle: "hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with a bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I want your boots your clothes and your motorcycle

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You cock juggling thunder cunt!

Ryan Reynolds - Blade Trinity"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want your boots your clothes and your motorcycle "

prefer "get to da choppa!" haha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Game over man, game over"

Private Hudson

Aliens

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

" you recognise that smell that petrol smell thats naplam son i love the smell of naplam in the morning its the smell of victory "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.

From Notting Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tho closely followed by:

The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

And I will make them PAY for what they've done!

Think I just outted myself as a geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that man is in more dire need of a blow job than any other man in history"

GOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING VIETNAM I think he was talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This girls so wet for me I can hear waves breaking in her fanny.

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

"Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Good cos we've got one!"

love the whole 'Bonnie situation' scene!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dont touch my sausage

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glittering the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears.....in......rain. Time to die.

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears.....in......rain. Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's just what this country needs. A cock; in a frock; on a rock."

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple
over a year ago

You're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god dam sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tho closely followed by:

The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

And I will make them PAY for what they've done!

Think I just outted myself as a geek

You broke your little ship. See you around Ahab"

Such a good film!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

"Don't make me make you my prison bitch" from a little known movie called Three to Tango

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How'd ya like to eat corn on the cob...... With no FUCKIN teeth???

Blues brothers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll smash those black brains right off that black head"

Rita sue and bob too

https://youtu.be/RdZW2q1k0-g

Funny scene^^^^^^^

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

My God, your schwats is as big as mine!

You went over my helmet....

Well not so much over... More just round the side!

Spaceballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Don't make me make you my prison bitch" from a little known movie called Three to Tango"

haha. thinking of the Bonanza theme now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the whole Casablanca cheating?!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Your parents where doing it...weren't they Kev?

Kevin and Perry go large

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I have two

Fuck Rambo , Beverly Hills cop ,

And

If he's dead I'll kill him , honky tonk freeway ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll get to see some nice scenery whipping by down there. Tree's n stuff.

Con Air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Actually..written on a board

To me you are perfect

Gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winston Wolf, I solve problems.

Good cos we've got one!"

Pretty fucking please with a cherry on fucking top. Now clean the fucking car

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If it bleeds we can kill it! Predator

Bring out the gimp! Pulp Fiction

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Back to the future.

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By *ocused4uMan
over a year ago

BIRMINGHAN

Gotta get me my Boats & hose!! Step brothers

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

....and "he" wrote this himself in a couple of minutes prior to delivering it in front of the camera because he felt that the original dialogue wasn't up to the mark...

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"A wink from a pretty girl at a party rarely results in a climax,

but a man is a fool if he does not push a suggestion as far as it will go

Colonel Radl"

Great film...Caine, Duvall, Hagman, Pleasance and Sutherland....

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